Corrupt a Wish: DDO Style

[Anyria]

granted but he pulls constant agro

I wish I could keep money in the bank....

Granted, but the dwarves charge insane banking fees and you go broke in a few days from the "invisible" charges.

I wish I could lose a level to change my alignment (as in PnP)

[Hobgoblin]

Granted, but the dwarves charge insane banking fees and you go broke in a few days from the "invisible" charges.

I wish I could lose a level to change my alignment (as in PnP)

but you can never gain a level again

[Cheeseball]

Granted, but the maximum amount that can be stored in the bank is 5pp, and the banker takes 5% daily.

I wish for Yoshi!

Granted, but it's this guy and he rerecords all your bard songs as hip-hop. (On the plus side, you can attune your lute with the Ritual of Krossing and then all your songs grant a small bonus to Jump! checks.)

I wish there was a way to preview the texture for a robe before buying it.

[irishsilk]

granted, but now you can't find out what it does till you buy it.

I wish that DDO had spell component bags

[Ezzee]

granted, but now you can't find out what it does till you buy it.

I wish that DDO had spell component bags

Granted, but the speed of all toons with Spellpoints is slowed down by 50% as they are always bending over to pick up sand, bat dung, and Chameleons.

I wish that I had a sling and rocks to throw.

[SciFiCowboy]

Late

[Maxine]

I wish that I had a sling and rocks to throw.

Granted, but the only rocks you find are bolders and you sling is broken.

I wish I had Vorpal Bunny Gauntlets (on a N20 you get 2d8 bunnies and they each do 20pts of bite damage + 2d4 of claw damage)

[Thelmallen]

Granted, but the only rocks you find are bolders and you sling is broken.

I wish I had Vorpal Bunny Gauntlets (on a N20 you get 2d8 bunnies and they each do 20pts of bite damage + 2d4 of claw damage)

Granted but they instantly aggro on the wearer's private parts.

I wish all threads were this fun!

[GATORZ]

granted but you attempt to save against finger of no fun and roll a 1 save failure
i wish i could wish for something

[Ezzee]

granted but you attempt to save against finger of no fun and roll a 1 save failure
i wish i could wish for something

You wish for something, but your ex-wife steals your dream along with all of your money and other worldy possessions. Guess you didn't realize you had an ex-wife until now.

I wish that Turbine would fix all of the bugs and make all future releases bug free.

[Brigadoom]

Granted,

Turbine shuts down DDO tomorrow

yea, bug free!

I wish halflings had a /punch you in the gird emote

[Xanthrawl]

I wish halflings had a /punch you in the gird emote

Granted, but because it's SO funny, everyone will play as halflings leaving no one to punch in the gird.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weener.

[Gennerik]

Granted, but because it's SO funny, everyone will play as halflings leaving no one to punch in the gird.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weener.

Granted, but you haven't actually been processed yet, so right now you're just a jumble of animal parts in a large vat.

I wish my arcane characters could cast the fly spell in the game.

[Thelmallen]

Granted, but you haven't actually been processed yet, so right now you're just a jumble of animal parts in a large vat.

I wish my arcane characters could cast the fly spell in the game.

Granted but the only direction you can fly is straight down.

I wish we could change the skins on DT armor.

[Dexxaan]

Granted but the only direction you can fly is straight down.

I wish we could change the skins on DT armor.

Granted but you get 10% Striding / Wizardry II & 1% TendonSlice no matter what skin you choose and it takes 137 Runes of each type to break the curse.


I wish 1Handed weapons like Bastard Swords and Warhammers could be used 2Handed upon a Grip-Stance click.

[Braegan]

Granted but you get 10% Striding / Wizardry II & 1% TendonSlice no matter what skin you choose and it takes 137 Runes of each type to break the curse.


I wish 1Handed weapons like Bastard Swords and Warhammers could be used 2Handed upon a Grip-Stance click.

Granted. But you must take three feats (one only available to upon creation) and spend 15 AP to use this.

I wish 20th raid completions would always include a +3 tome.

[Hafeal]

Granted. But you must take three feats (one only available to upon creation) and spend 15 AP to use this.

I wish 20th raid completions would always include a +3 tome.

Granted, but all +3 tomes are now RR Half-Orc.

I wish gems and jewels were worth more or had a purpose in crafting.

[Hambo]

Granted, now all new content is "Solo" only.

I wish that it was easier to level up to 13 if you have a capped character.

Granted. Your capped characters will now gain negative levels until you hit 13.

I wish DDO was based on a D100 game I used to play that had the possibility of rolling "Critical Misses" (hit a party member, yourself, etc.)

[Vestario]

I wish 20th raid completions would always include a +3 tome.

Granted, but it is a +3 tome of Slothness, and adds plus 3 to nothing

I wish all the players that wused to play DDO came back.

[Hambo]

Granted but work called and you're going out of town for two weeks.

I wish rangers could fire two bows at a time, commando style.

Granted, but you lose all DEX and Evasion abilities due to having to lie on your back, feet on the bow 'handles', drawing the strings with your hands. BTW, you wear a kilt and take "Commando style" very seriously.

I wish we could use rope to scale obstacles.