QwijyMart Trivia, with Prizes!

[Qwijy]

Hi everyone! Trivia time! Please take the time to read the rules, they are rather extensive in order to comply with forum rules and to give everyone a reasonable shot.

Rules:

• Send your submissions VIA PM to Qwijy. Feel free to post and joke around in here (without giving away answers, please).
• Include the following line in your message: "Permission granted to quote this PM in thread"
• This thread is created with the intention of having fun. Please keep this in mind.
• Trivia contest ends 11/29/08, 11:59PM EST. Submissions after this time will not count towards prizes.
• I will post the winners and a subset of the responses after the contest has concluded.
• I'm counting on the honor system. I assume we are all mature enough to not have our entire guild submit a copy/paste response. Don't prove me wrong.
• I reserve the right to refuse submissions (applies to above rule).
• I reserve the right to cancel this contest at any time and revoke any/all prizes awarded.
• Rules may be added, removed, or modified as needed... at my discretion.

Point System:

• Points awarded for each correct response (values posted before each question).
• One point for the first correct response to each question.
• Two points awarded if you make The Qwij laugh out loud while reading your submission.
• Eight points awarded for the first person to correctly answer all questions.
• If no one answers all questions correctly, four points will be awarded to the highest score, excluding "first correct response" points.
• Points may be awarded to a response that is technically incorrect but rather funny.
• Ties will be broken using my judgment regarding the spirit of the responses.

Prizes:

• Ten points: One wand: cure/repair serious
• Fifteen points: One stack of cure/haste potions
• Twenty points: One stack of heal/MCMW scrolls, or two stacks of cure/haste potions
• Highest score: One stack of dimension door scrolls
• Prizes "stack" (examples below)

Example Score 1: 44, the highest possible: This person would win 1 stack of ddoor scrolls and two stacks of heal/MCMW (or four stacks of CSW/haste pots).

Example Score 2: 35: This person would win 1 stack of heal/MCMW and 1 stack of cure/haste potions (or three stacks of cure/haste potions total).

Example Score 3: 30: This person would win 1 wand and 1 stack of heal/MCMW (or two stacks of cure haste potions).

Whew! That was a lot of overhead to cover! Sorry to make it so complicated, the idea is to keep it fun and give everyone a chance to win some prizes, not just the fastest typist.

Without further logistical BS:

QwijyMart Trivia!

1. 1 point: Where was QwijyMart's first storefront?
2. 2 points: What was Qwijy's price on a stack of heal scrolls when he first opened?
3. 2 points: What was Qwijy's price on a stack of cure potions when he first opened?
4. 2 points: List two products that Qwijy sold at one time but no longer does. (One point per product, wands don't count)
5. 1 point: Where was Gtar's first storefront?
6. 1 point: What is the shipping (mailing) cost from Qwijy's QwijyMart?
7. 1 point: Where was Qwijy's second storefront?
8. 1 point: Where the hell is the mailbox in Reaver Refuge?
9. 2 points: At one time, QwijyMart had competition. What was the name of this store?
10. 2 points: Why doesn't Qwijy stock wands? (two reasons, 1 point each).
11. 1 point: What was Qwijy's original forum name?
12. 2 points: What was the first event QwijyMart sponsored?
13. 1 point: Who was Qwijy's first supplier?
14. 1 point: Where can one secure their very own QwijyMart uniform?

[Jay203]

[*]I reserve the right to refuse submissions (applies to above rule).[*]I reserve the right to cancel this contest at any time and revoke any/all prizes awarded.[*]Rules may be added, removed, or modified as needed... at my discretion.

sneaky~~

[Qwijy]

sneaky~~

I have to leave myself the ability to cull out abuse, that's the only intention of those rules.

Not like there's an entry fee or anything.

[Jay203]

I have to leave myself the ability to cull out abuse, that's the only intention of those rules.

Not like there's an entry fee or anything.

i know
just messing with your post
too bad i haven't been around since the start of qwijy mart to know any of these stuff

[Arianrhod]

i know
just messing with your post
too bad i haven't been around since the start of qwijy mart to know any of these stuff

So make something up - he did say points would (could) be awarded for making him LOL

[Qwijy]

So make something up - he did say points would (could) be awarded for making him LOL

That's the spirit!

[Qwijy]

Got a couple entries in already, keep 'em coming folks!

[Saaluta]

too bad i haven't been around since the start of qwijy mart to know any of these stuff

LOL, I have and don't remember most of it, but sent my PM in


Saal

[InfidelofHaLL]

zomg qwijy is such a plat farmer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

[Qwijy]

Some of the submissions are downright hilarious. I can't wait until Sunday so I can share them!

[Qwijy]

A couple of responses took me by surprise... people are reminding me things that I had forgotten about my own store!

[Qwijy]

Funny, funny stuff

[Qwijy]

I'm compiling results and should be able to post the winners and highlights tomorrow.

[neroist]

Yes I believe you forgot an important question.... who did Qwijy out roll for his Delving Suit!

Hint: Cheese Doddle!

[babygirl]

Yes I believe you forgot an important question.... who did Qwijy out roll for his Delving Suit!

Hint: Cheese Doddle!

it's already closed..... I won! LOL just kidding I got most of them wrong I'm sure but I know I made him laugh and that is all I had intended to do

[Qwijy]

Whew. Okay folks, as promised, here are the compiled results of the QwijyMart Trivia contest. Our contestants are:

babygirl
DragonKiller
Hakushi
adrinor
InfidelofHaLL
Mavnimo
Saaluta
Gornn

Score Tallying
Responses
BG 11111 11111
DK 11111 11111 11
HA 11111 11111 11111 11
AD 11111 11111 1
IH 11111 11111 11
MA 11111 11111 1
SA 11111 1111
GO 11111 11111 1

First responder (Gornn made out like a bandit here, he was the first to reply)
BG
DK
HA
AD 1
IH 111
MA 1
SA 1
GO 11111 111

LOL
BG
DK 11
HA
AD
IH
MA 11
SA
GO

High Score
BG
DK
HA 1111
AD
IH
MA
SA
GO

Total
BG 11111 11111
DK 11111 11111 1111
HA 11111 11111 11111 11111 1
AD 11111 11111 11
IH 11111 11111 11111
MA 11111 11111 1111
SA 11111 11111
GO 11111 11111 11111 1111

So, in order of first place to last:
(21 pts) Hakushi
(19 pts) Gornn
(15 pts) InfidelofHaLL
(14 pts) DragonKiller (tied with Mav)
(14 pts) Mavnimo (tied with DK)
(12 pts) adrinor
(10 pts) babygirl (tied with Saal)
(10 pts) Saaluta (tied with BG)

If you're one point away from a milestone, I will round up. As such, here are the prizes. Contestants, please PM or post here which character you would like your prizes sent to, and choose between potions or scrolls if applicable.
Hakushi - 1 stack of DDoor scrolls and (1 stack of heal/MCMW scrolls or 2 stacks of haste/CSW pots)
Gornn - 1 stack of heal/MCMW scrolls or 2 stacks of haste/CSW pots
InfidelofHaLL - 1 stack of haste/CSW potions
DragonKiller - 1 stack of haste/CSW potions
Mavnimo - 1 stack of haste/CSW potions
adrinor - 1 wand: cure/repair serious
Babygirl - 1 wand: cure/repair serious
Saaluta - 1 wand: cure/repair serious

Thank you to all participants for taking part in QwijyMart Trivia!

Responses
1 point: Where was QwijyMart's first storefront? Correct Answer: The Necropolis

1. Necropolis, in the tavern looking lonely standing on top of a table with empty beer bottles!

1 point. It was rather lonely.

Necropolis - You table dancer you.

1 point. Not a single tip for my dancing skillz, can you believe it?

Sitting in his chair, trying to figure out fair prices and what to awnser to people saying he should play the game instead of sitting there all day and he must be a plat farmer, all that while downloading porn and saying his prayers to Gornn. Ok now, my real awnser. It was in the Necropolis.

2 points, bonus point for working our Diety into the answer

Necropolis

1 point.

in bed with cavern and the rest of the ER ( or truthfully the necropolis)

2 points for being even more correct than my answer. Qwijy's first storefront was an Elite Raiders-only service, Qwijymart as we know it today was started after Pyce joked that I should make it available to all.

Necropolis

1 point.

Necropolis

1 point.

Necropolis

1 point.

2 points: What was Qwijy's price on a stack of heal scrolls when he first opened? Correct Answer: 18,000pp, shown here

15k pp

0 points

16,500 PP

0 points

18,000pp

2 points

15k plat

0 points

100 Heal Scrolls.......18,000pp

2 points

15k

0 points

16500 PP-and I used to pay this often

0 points

18000

2 points

2 points: What was Qwijy's price on a stack of cure potions when he first opened? Correct Answer: 8,500pp, shown here

1k pp

0 points. 1kpp? Were you thinking wands?

6,500 PP

0 points

8,500pp

2 points

7k plat

0 points

100 CSW Pots......... 8,500pp

2 points

7500pp

0 points

7300 PP??

0 points

9000

0 points

2 points: List two products that Qwijy sold at one time but no longer does. (One point per product, wands don't count) Correct Answer(s): Fire Protection, Poison Immunity, Create Undead

barkskin pots and teleport scrolls

0 points. I still sell these, silly!

Create Undead Scrolls, Elite Raider brains (something about a shortage of them caused prices to get to high if I remember corretly)

1 point for the scrolls, 1 point for sticking your foot so far into your mouth.

Free hugs
Discount codes from the plat sellers (a guy running a shop must be a plat farmer, unless he should play the game) ok, real awnser:
Create Undead scrolls
Dimention Door scrolls

2 points. Gornn gives out the hugs.

Fire Prot and Poison Prot Pots; Fire Shield Scrolls

2 points

1-create undead scrolls (cuz ppl can't cheat shroud or litany with them anymore suckas)
2-i can't remember it prolly had something to do with mmobay.com though cuz we all know qwijy is plat farmer for them

1 point. I really miss having ghast grease pit fights

rage pots, fire shield scrolls

0 points. I still sell rage, never sold fire shield. (Gtar might have)

Fire Prot and Poison Immunity Potions

2 points

Create Undead Scrolls, Cure modeate wounds potions

1 point. I never sold CMW pots.

1 point: Where was Gtar's first storefront? Correct Answer: Gianthold

GH

1 point.

Meridia

0 points

Ohhh, I know this one, it was in a cavern, in the emergency room. It was in Gianthold

2 points, I laughed, but not out loud

Meridia

0 points

i believe it was either the marketplace or gianthold

0 points. I believe it was in Stormreach...

meridia

0 points

Necropolis

0 points

Gianthold

1 point.

1 point: What is the shipping (mailing) cost from Qwijy's QwijyMart? Correct Answer: Trick question! Free shipping at Qwijy's store!

1k pp

0 points

0.00 PP (Free)

1 point - FREE SHIPPING FROM QWIJY's QWIJYMART!

1% of base value

0 points

250 plat?

0 points

hmm never knew there was one gtar never makes me paying shipping and handline taxes

0 points.

free

1 point - FREE SHIPPING FROM QWIJY's QWIJYMART!

Free

1 point - FREE SHIPPING FROM QWIJY's QWIJYMART!

Free

1 point - FREE SHIPPING FROM QWIJY's QWIJYMART!

1 point: Where was Qwijy's second storefront? Correct Answer: Meridia. Extra credit: Entrance to vale in the 12, was temporary

Meridia, in the tavern with better manners this time and sitting on a chair at a table filled with empty beer bottles.

2 points for noticing my manners

The 12 (Standing in front of entrance to Vale)

2 points, you got the extra credit

Meridia

1 point.

Meridia Mailbox

1 point (close enough)

gianthold/meridia

0 points. I believe it was in Stormreach...

Gianthold

0 points

Meridia

1 point.

Meridia

1 point.

1 point: Where the hell is the mailbox in Reaver Refuge? Correct Answer: Second floor near the Eldrich Devices

the mailbox is in the roon with all of the elderith device's

1 point.

2nd Floor across from the Reaver by crafting altars

1 point.

In the same room the three Special Eldritch devices for dragontouched are.

1 point.

Next to the Altars

1 point.

It up the stairs you have to talk to sorjek fly around like a chicken with your head cut off /death while in mid air between sorjek and then u end up appearing alive by the mailbox and the dragontouched armor runes crafting area

1 point. Good try

next to qwijy

3 points. Two bonus points for providing the REAL answer

2nd floor next to the armor ritual upgraders

1 point.

Never been there

0 points

2 points: At one time, QwijyMart had competition. What was the name of this store? Correct Answer: RivkaMart

I don't know but obviously it didn't make much of a difference if I don't know lol

1 point. You're right, it didn't matter

Wasn't important... I believe you fed him to the spiders in Arachnophobia anyways.

1 point. I deny any involvement in the missing Rivka case.

RivkaMart

2 points

Does it really matter? Qwijy FTW!

1 point. FTW, indeed

pickled or something like that

0 points. Who?

who cares

1 point. No one cares

United Bards of Stormreach against Qwijymart

1 point, but only if you can tell me where their headquarters is located.

Rivkamart

2 points

2 points: Why doesn't Qwijy stock wands? (two reasons, 1 point each). Correct Answers: Too much bagspace, low profit:bagspace ratio

They don't stack and it took up too much inventory space. Who's uses wands? LOL!

2 points

Takes up inventory space, not enough profit

2 points

They takes way too much place.
The profit is way too low for the inventory they take.

2 points

Take up to much space, low profit

2 points

(Quoted from Previous posts): As many of you have noticed to your great dismay, QwijyMart has stopped selling cure wands. We know this is a great inconvenience to you, as indicated by the flood of purchases. It all comes down to this: bag space. Wands take up an obscene amount of bag space for comparatively low savings and profit.

2 points, excellent work tracking down the answers in previous posts!

takes too much room. who uses wands?

1 point. Someone must, people still ask for them. Good question though.

Take up too much space, length of time to buy(before bulk)

1 point. Before bulk, Suwsuw did all the shopping, so time was no problem

Takes too much inventory space

1 point.

1 point: What was Qwijy's original forum name? Correct Answer: Qwijybo

Qwijybo? lol

1 point. What's so funny?

Strakeln

0 points. My security squad is prohibited from speaking on behalf of the store (he's dumb as a box of rocks, which he likes to eat)

Qwijybo

1 point.

Qwijybo

1 point.

yabba or do you mean qwijybo

1 point. I believe it was in Stormreach

Kwiki

1 point for noting my inspiration (Apu)

Qwijybo

1 point.

Qwijybo

1 point.

2 points: What was the first event QwijyMart sponsored? Correct Answer: The MAC Winter Gala

The hand of the black towers PVP tourney? *shrug*

0 points. My security squad competed there and took 2nd place, though

Elite Raiders All guild TS run on Normal... Apparently they needed the help.

1 point for managing to stuff the other foot in as well!

Thursday Cheese Free Shrouds Runs by Litz

0 points. Sounds like third or fourth that I sponsored.

Winter Festivus or something like that

2 points, close enough

Bariks PvP tournament

0 points

free slurpy fridays?

1 point, just because I really should do this promo

Rainbow in the Dark: Melee Tournament

0 points. Don't think I sponsored this one.

Was it the bareknuckles brawl between two forum posters?

0 points, it never happened. My Security Squad (Strakeln) vs The "Voice of Reason", Goolan. Still think it would be fun

1 point: Who was Qwijy's first supplier? Correct Answer: Suwsuw (forum name: jkm)

Quicktoez? again *shrug* lol!

0 points

Dollars (maybe it was scents... though.....)

0 points, Dollars was my third supplier.

Nexxs bard

0 points. She made my awesome banner, though.

Aranticus

0 points (Dollars == Aranticus)

jkm's bard can't remember the name for the life of me atm :/ it was like suwsuw or felice or bah i might have to go look

1 point.

House J Shop

1 point for being technically correct.

Gtar

0 points. He was my fourth supplier.

Gtar

0 points

1 point: Where can one secure their very own QwijyMart uniform? Correct Answer: VoN 6 Raid Loot: KDS

LMAO! If it involves wearing clothes then I don't want one! lol

1 point, 10 points if you PM pictures ASAP.

After a long initiation process that involves, whips, chains, public humiliation, and being passed around like a joint at a frat party.

1 point.

I'm sorry, I'm not sure I really understand this question.

0 points. Qwijy's clothes! Where can you get a copy?

Asking the Almighty Qwijy

0 points. If this were true, I wouldn't be selling potions!

steal it out of straks closet when he is not looking at his screen :P

0 points. Strakeln only has one set of clothes, and therefore has no closet.

Von 6 if u get lucky and pull the suit

1 point.

From Qwijy

0 points. See above.

GAH! I dunno but I want one

0 points

[DragonKiller]

w00t w00t... A stack of haste pots, and 2 feet in the mouth!!! Now THAT's a contest!

[babygirl]

It's okay man I only did it for fun

[babygirl]

I guess you didn't get the pictures in time for my 10 points btw...you can SEND them back NOW!!!!!! ( no fowarding either

[InfidelofHaLL]

I guess you didn't get the pictures in time for my 10 points btw...you can SEND them back NOW!!!!!! ( no fowarding either

bah u said you was sending me those pictures