Wanting to wish all you US folk a Happy Thanksgiving today or tomorrow -



PREGNANT TURKEY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast.

Knowing
how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed
something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of
the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing.

When her serving spoon hit something,
she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant
bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
started to cry.

It took the family two hours to
convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.

May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize.

And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!