Top 20........

[Allistair]

Since we seem to have everyone Bit#^ing about the list, and we are the server of Drama,
Let's get one for some good old fashioned laughs .



Top 20 Forum Trolls of Khyber ~ Discuss and nominate
In no particular order

1. Arkat :Me sometimes. Mostly when other people make an issue of what I say but I will jump on Angelus_Dead's case when warranted.

2. Strakeln: Call a spade a spade. This post is my resume.

3. Quanefel: He's been quite tolerable lately, we think he may be close to assimilation. Still, past postings warrant at least an honorable mention.

4. Allistair : Because I do **** like this

5. Altarboy: His posting style...
it begs rebuttal...
the very definition of flamebait...

6.Riot: <Insert benefits of structured and organized guild raiding here>

7. Deadkitty : Because Dymond says so

8. Kahoun: Single-handedly laid waste to the "40 solid" thread. Dedicated two and a half keyboards to Vorpal's thread, though that can't really be considered trolling. A relative newcomer to the troublemaker club, the farce is strong with this one

9. Yabba (Can't put Gtar because I don't want to pay a small fortune for my supplies )
three accounts of laser-guided precision trolling. Or, as he would prefer it: "Gta, Yabba, lit_aid: th accounts of las-guidd pcision tolling." Hands down, my partner in crime takes first place... never before have I seen such dedication to the cause.

10. wheatmakbuscuit: For the short amount of time he popped his head in here, he sure did create quite a stir.

11. Boldrin : Ok but only because I like your marketplace threads

12. Alistair for using a form of my name and then trolling this very thread about it LOL

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YES YES BY ALL MEANS
***Disclaimer: this post is an attempt at humor***
find yourself offended instead of Laughing, say so and I'll remove you from it.

[Boldrin]

Pick me, pick me!!

[Strakeln]

Disclaimer: this post is an attempt at humor, in the spirit of this thread... and should be taken with a big grain of salt. If you're on my list of nominations and find yourself offended instead of chuckling, say so and I'll remove you from it.

Nominations:

Gtar, Yabba, Elite_Raider: three accounts of laser-guided precision trolling. Or, as he would prefer it: "Gta, Yabba, lit_aid: th accounts of las-guidd pcision tolling." Hands down, my partner in crime takes first place... never before have I seen such dedication to the cause.

wheatmakbuscuit: For the short amount of time he popped his head in here, he sure did create quite a stir.

Kahoun: Single-handedly laid waste to the "40 solid" thread. Dedicated two and a half keyboards to Vorpal's thread, though that can't really be considered trolling. A relative newcomer to the troublemaker club, the farce is strong with this one.

Quanefel: He's been quite tolerable lately, we think he may be close to assimilation. Still, past postings warrant at least an honorable mention.

Riot: <Insert benefits of structured and organized guild raiding here>

Altarboy: His posting style...
it begs rebuttal...
the very definition of flamebait...

Did I capture it well?

Strakeln: Call a spade a spade. This post is my resume.

[Raegoul]

I refuse to Troll the Solid ____ thread.

[Strakeln]

I refuse to Troll the Solid ____ thread.

Hmmm. Forgot about Raegoul, "The Swiss Troller". Trolls just enough to get a rise out of your fries, but not to offend. Trolls indiscriminately, often poking at both sides in the same post. Somehow manages the "offense on all fronts" as "neutral to all parties". Also known for making entire threads dedicated to trolling, with open-ended titles subject to interpretation... thus leaving the participant unsure if they are the poke-er or the poke-ee. Avoids threads where neutrality is regarded as impossible.

[Allistair]

The people are speaking, but the trolls are hiding

[Arkat]

Me sometimes. Mostly when other people make an issue of what I say but I will jump on Angelus_Dead's case when warranted.

[Ryavin]

Can I have your stuff?

[Mithran]

I don't have anyone to add, off the top of my head.

There was someone (but not on Khyber Forums) whose use of English was so bad, I put him on my Ignore List, but that's the only Forums Ignore I have.

[Emili]

YES YES BY ALL MEANS
***Disclaimer: this post is an attempt at humor***
find yourself offended instead of Laughing, say so and I'll remove you from it.

Why! I'm appalled I did not make this list... surely at times I can be a real b... to people and be overdramatic... then again people tend to see right through me - motive writen in my eyes. Maybe we should get William Shatner a toon on Khyber... hmm wait that's over acting... nevermind.

PS: just jesting, as I find the disclaimer quite humorous, could care less what list contains who

[Altarboy]

5??...
are you f***ing kidding me!?!?!?...
I only made it to 5?!?!?!

I must be slacking or something
Oh and how the **** is BG not on here???




gotta agree with strak too Quanefel has sorta come around...
hehe and biscut boy is the only person ever to make it to my ignore list in game or out

[DivineCalling]

I don't think BG is a troll.... more of a mischievous elf... but not a troll

[Yajerman01]

Why! I'm appalled I did not make this list... surely at times I can be a real b... to people and be overdramatic... then again people tend to see right through me - motive writen in my eyes. Maybe we should get William Shatner a toon on Khyber... hmm wait that's over acting... nevermind.

PS: just jesting, as I find the disclaimer quite humorous, could care less what list contains who

William Shatner will hand out the big "Troll" award for whoever comes in first. Nice trophy!!!!!




I better put a disclaimer on this: The trophy is a stalagmite...um yeah.....

[Boldrin]

William Shatner will hand out the big "Troll" award for whoever comes in first. Nice trophy!!!!!

I knew Shat was a freak... but ****!

[DivineCalling]

William Shatner will hand out the big "Troll" award for whoever comes in first. Nice trophy!!!!!




I better put a disclaimer on this: The trophy is a stalagmite...um yeah.....

um yeah... where did they get that from....

[Yajerman01]

um yeah... where did they get that from....

I plead the 5th

[Allistair]

um yeah... where did they get that from....

Tell Shatner to stay out of divine's nightstand

[DivineCalling]

Tell Shatner to stay out of divine's nightstand

well... at least I can stop blaming you now

[Mithran]

William Shatner will hand out the big "Troll" award for whoever comes in first. Nice trophy!!!!!




I better put a disclaimer on this: The trophy is a stalagmite...um yeah.....

Lurch in the background, as I recall.

[Emili]

lmao