1001 Things to do when the server crashes

[Aspenor]

Please keep them numbered:
1. Refill Beer.
2. Refill whiskey.
3. Reformat my hard drive.
4. Write 114 threads about it on the forums.

[Aranticus]

put on flame retardant gear and riot in the forums

[Spisey]

Drink a 12 pack, smoke a fat one and spam the forums with my general feeling on the current issue.

[alchilito]

Drink a 12 pack, smoke a fat one and spam the forums with my general feeling on the current issue.

Spisey you are my personal hero sir.

That is all.


ps your not the boss of me Asp

[danzaka]

Drink a 12 pack, smoke a fat one and spam the forums with my general feeling on the current issue.

smoke oregano ?

maybe snort dill seeds?

[kaidendager]

Play DDO.



******, I screwed it up. Let me try again.

[romoe22]

no dude defraging your hardrive

[Aspenor]

no dude defraging your hardrive

i'm feeling adventurous

[danzaka]

i'm feeling adventurous

If this is the case here is a little experiment for you .

1) open microwave
2) put in microwave one bottle of vodka + 1 tuna can
3) close microwave
4) turn on webcam and record
5) start microwave
6) call the wife to cleanup

[WolfSpirit]

Give love to your family

[WeaselKing]

42. Restart that virus scan I paused at 8:00 Monday night.

[Spisey]

I play this game so much I need something to keep me sane.
Besides, I have the next 2 days off

[ZaccAttack]

#7. Your mom

[twix]

# 555 Try to get banned from the forums in time to log back into game

[alchilito]

# 555 Try to get banned from the forums in time to log back into game

weak. try again in 30 seconds.

[Abundant_Peace]

Watch Fringe

[Spisey]

I'm smoking camel wides for all you know.... I do chain smoke due to pugs when necessary...

[twix]

weak. try again in 30 seconds.

You didnt number your input

[Darkviper]

Call the wife OK I done that is it up?
Is it up Yet?
Is it up Yet?

I can't keep talking to the wife, she may think I did something wrong.

[Barky]

I think we're up to:

#18 -- run up large bar tab
#19 -- ask Congress for a bailout
#20 -- tell Nancy Pelosi "b*tch, thanks for nothing!"
#21 -- take payday loan from friendly, unknown Chinese man at 264% annualized interest rate