MoD 9 Tribute Weapon concept

[RATRACE931]

Since we have the Kargons tasty hams I suggest to turbine a blade for our servers most infamous member Sergod. The Uberleet Blade of Eternal Chatter! a +5 longsword with 1d16 base damage, banishing, puncturing and on every hit enemies take 2d6 damage of sheer awesomeness with an extra 4d6 on a crit and 2% chance to auto report enemies your local DM just in case they aren't succeptable to the awesomeness. Also says random quotes from Sergod on every successful melee hit including "Why wont u trade me your w/p rapier!?" and "I three manned Stormcleave Hard!" Wishing for positive feedback hope this wonderful blade is added in MoD 9. Only hope im will be among the FIRST to loot this blade.

Sincerly and in good fun,
Grimbite The Goblin Muncher

[KatanAztar]

Sounds like I'm missing out by not being apart of the Sarlona server

[RATRACE931]

absolutly i hope u decide to come join us... we have cookies

[Aspenor]

no thanks

[Orrick_The_Undying]

You know.. I might be in a minority here but I LIKE Sergod. I've grouped with him on various toons of his with various toons of mine. I guess you just have to get used to someone.

Not to be a stickler here, and speaking from personal experience, a public forum isn't necessarily the proper place to " bash" or " flame " someone.. those kinds of posts do tend to find themselves in the Cube's digestive tract. [ hence my signature.. Sorry Asp, but he got me too ]

FYI.. Ironwill/Eversky > Sergod.

If anyone on Sarlona was to get an honorary it would HAVE to be him, because he's just THAT Awesome...


Enjoy the grind & welcome to the machine,

Yoyo

[Aspenor]

tribute items are awared for constructive involvement in the community.

Turbine could care less how "awesome" somebody thinks they are.

[Orrick_The_Undying]

tribute items are awared for constructive involvement in the community.

Turbine could care less how "awesome" somebody thinks they are.

If you knew Ironwill you'd know just how much he's contributed to we Aerenalites community. He's ten times bigger than Leeroy Jenkins to us.

[Nuckin]

lol Grim

[Ithrani]

You know.. I might be in a minority here but I LIKE Sergod. I've grouped with him on various toons of his with various toons of mine. I guess you just have to get used to someone.

It is not as simple as getting used to someone, if it was he would not have such negative feelings directed to him. There are people that one can get used to and run with often, ie. Me

Getting used to someone means you can deal with the idiosyncrasies they posses. Having most of the server that knows you squelch you means there is a lot more going on then silly traits that some find annoying. I have run with plenty of people who take some getting used to and it would be an insult to them to compare them to Sergod.

[ArkoHighStar]

No thanks I think the whole Kargon thing has gone too far anyway, it was funny, but naming a whole path after him seems too much. To be honest there are those who play this game that are far more deserving of any kind of Turbine Tribute, people like Jerry from DDOCast etc, have done way more good for this community than people like Sergod who really hasn't done much for anyone.

Edit

Some names I think deserve something
Ron for the DDO planner
Ustice DDOreports(ok a biased one)
User guide authors

[Ithrani]

I think some people are taking the OP's suggestion serious, this is a huge satire.

[Lithic]

The weapon should also come with a -20 wisdom/charisma/intelligence penalty aura (twice the radius of haste) for the weilder and all party members.

[RATRACE931]

I think some people are taking the OP's suggestion serious, this is a huge satire.

Yes lol thats like 4 people who understood perhaps i wasn't rude enough, Ive made it known even to sergod im not a friend but i accept him to any group of mine, i dont dislike him but he damages my calm enough that hes not one of my regulars. This was a joke every1 who knows Sergod should be able to find humor in, even he himself.

[Ithrani]

This was a joke every1 who knows Sergod should be able to find humor in, even he himself.

This I find hard to believe

[RATRACE931]

This I find hard to believe

well he'll get over it and if he gets angry at me somehow ill weather the blow to my gamer soul

[brshelton]

lolololol Grimbite you rock...

[WolfSpirit]

/signed

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

Also - every time the wielder of the weapon solos a quest it does a world broadcast to everyone, so we don't have to keep reading those forum threads.

Garth