to hordiva

[Indrn_Fretgoop]

to hordiva and my shroud group sry i disconned in part2 it isnt letting me log back into the game on any of my characters. Im looking into it now. Sry for making you guys do a 11 man shroud

[Vallin]

to hordiva and my shroud group sry i disconned in part2 it isnt letting me log back into the game on any of my characters. Im looking into it now. Sry for making you guys do a 11 man shroud

Burn the Fretgoop!

[Strakeln]

VILLAGER #1:
We have found a Goop. May we burn it?
CROWD:
Burn it! Burn! Burn it! Burn it!
VALLIN:
How do you know it is a Goop?
VILLAGER #2:
It looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
VALLIN:
Bring it forward.
KHLONDOR:
I'm not a Goop. I'm not a Goop.
VALLIN:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
KHLONDOR:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
KHLONDOR:
And this isn't my KDS. It's a false one.
VALLIN:
Well?
VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the KDS.
VALLIN:
The KDS?
VILLAGER #1:
And the hat, but it is a Goop!
VILLAGER #2:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn it! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
VALLIN:
Did you dress it up like this?
VILLAGER #1:
No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes.
VILLAGER #2:
Yes.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
A bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGER #1:
It is a halfling!.
RANDOM:
[cough]
VALLIN:
What makes you think it is a Goop?
VILLAGER #3:
Well, it turned me into a kobold!
VALLIN:
A kobold?
VILLAGER #3:
I got better.
VILLAGER #2:
Burn it anyway!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
VALLIN:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether it is a Goop.
VILLAGER #1:
Are there?
VILLAGER #2:
Ah?
VILLAGER #1:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
VALLIN:
Tell me. What do you do with Goops?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
VALLIN:
And what do you burn apart from Goops?
VILLAGER #1:
More Goops!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
VALLIN:
So, why do Goops burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
VALLIN:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
VALLIN:
So, how do we tell whether it is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of it.
VALLIN:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
VALLIN:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw it into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw it into the pond!
VALLIN:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Dwarves!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Grog!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, coy--- coyle!
VILLAGER #1:
Dragonshards!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, tomes! Tomes!
VILLAGER #2:
Warforged! Warforged!
QWIJY:
An Ice Floe!
CROWD:
Oooh.
VALLIN:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... it... weighs... the same as an ice wand,... she's made of floe?
VALLIN:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A Goop!
VILLAGER #1:
A Goop!
CROWD:
A Goop! A Goop!...
VILLAGER #4:
Here is an ice wand. Use this wand.
VALLIN:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the Goop! Burn the Goop! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
VALLIN:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
CROWD:
A Goop! A Goop! A Goop!
KHLONDOR:
It's a fair cop.
VILLAGER #3:
Burn it!
CROWD:
Burn it! Burn it! Burn it! Burn! Burn!...
VALLIN:
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of Goop?
QWIJY:
I am Qwijy, Seller of Scrolls.
VALLIN:
My dealer!

[Heinrich]

oops wrong post

[Vallin]

QWIJY:
I am Qwijy, Seller of Scrolls.
VALLIN:
My dealer!

A wonderful adaptation lol!