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    Community Member Durack's Avatar
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    Default Guild Warforged Stole my bike please look

    To guild warforged stole my bike...

    Being the ever vigilant cleric I did observe the culprit of your recent theft. The automated man was spotted buying goodies with the proceedes of the recent bicycle sale at the auction house...

    I yelled, "Halt theif,, Guard..." but my calls were unanswered....

    Here is the thief in the flesh..or assembly of flesh and other materials... or what not ..

    (P.S. this post is meant to amuse the subjects involved and bring levity to the forums)

    Last edited by Durack; 10-15-2008 at 08:30 PM.
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    Levity? You'd never make it on Khyber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkat View Post
    Levity? You'd never make it on Khyber.
    Good thing this isnt the Khyber forum, then isnt it.
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    Why would we care about Khyber? We're on the best server in the game already in Thelanis.
    Last edited by Pyromaniac; 10-16-2008 at 06:50 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyromaniac View Post
    Why would we care about Khyber? We're on the best server in the game already in New Xoriat.
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    apparently you guys are trying to emulate us in terms of creating DRAMA!
    If you want to know why...

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    Wink Thank Goodness!

    Many thanks for the valiant effort Master Durack in locating the culprit! I've been desperately trying to find my bike ever since it was stolen several months ago! I see it everywhere i turn! A handlebar poking out of a warforged neck! A bike chain hanging from their backs! And sometimes even a kickstand coming out of.... um... nevermind.
    While the rest of the guild have still have trouble locating their bikes, at least we have a place to start!

    Oh, and can i have my Segway back now? It's been like 3 months...

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    Default U know who has your bike!

    Nirelle knows who stole the bikes

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    A call to pedals .
    Good work master of the detectives , I'm thoroughly happy now the cad
    has been outed named and shamed , but such speed at which their nefarious activity spreads , i fear their fiendish plot to leave the pedaling peoples/guilds of Stormreach ! bicycle-less is in its final phase and our detections have come a little too late . To pedals to pedals Stormreach our very transport system depends on our vigilance .

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    vague references to YTMND fads will get you everywhere.
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    Good stuff.

    I actually ran with this criminal the other night. Good player, nice guy... or at least so it seemed.

    Anyone seen my wallet?

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    Default WF Stole my Segway

    It's really a matter of just following the thief around until he shuts down for repairs and simply get your bike back bit by bit. Careful with the "kickstand".

    I'll help you get your bike back Nirelle!!!!!! So unfair to steal your bike like that. /sadness /anger at the machine hehehhehe
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    lol, thanks Lypsync! Any help is appreciated of course. I plan on setting up a hotline for all the victims of these thieves. We need to gather up and support each other!

    C'mon guys! Group hug!

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    I saw that warforged who stole some toons bike....

    Its on the Auction House now


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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantian View Post
    I saw that warforged who stole some toons bike....

    Its on the Auction House now
    Knowing Byz, he probably brokered the deal.

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    I am Crowd Control. HAHAHAHAHA Yes, I stole the bike. You shouldn't have left it outside of the rusty nail unlocked. You thought you could have a couple of dirty kobalds and then peddle on your merry way. Not this time. I am riding around all of Stormreach for all to see. BTW, I really love the bell on the handle bars. RING RING

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    Quote Originally Posted by HackSlashKill View Post
    I am Crowd Control. HAHAHAHAHA Yes, I stole the bike. You shouldn't have left it outside of the rusty nail unlocked. You thought you could have a couple of dirty kobalds and then peddle on your merry way. Not this time. I am riding around all of Stormreach for all to see. BTW, I really love the bell on the handle bars. RING RING
    You're the reason I took Favored Enemy: Constructs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durack View Post
    To guild warforged stole my bike...

    Being the ever vigilant cleric I did observe the culprit of your recent theft. The automated man was spotted buying goodies with the proceedes of the recent bicycle sale at the auction house...

    I yelled, "Halt theif,, Guard..." but my calls were unanswered....

    Here is the thief in the flesh..or assembly of flesh and other materials... or what not ..

    (P.S. this post is meant to amuse the subjects involved and bring levity to the forums)
    OMG ROFLMAO! Thank you Durracka! You made my day. As for the criminal, I would like it noted that this rogue had nothing to do with any thievery... that can be proven.
    Points DeWay, Seneschal, Fellowship of the Golden Night
    "Why no mister Paladin, sir. These coins are not stolen. They were left laying on the ground and as a good citizen I just couldn't leave them there for someone to trip over. Now, could I?"

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    Hey DISABL good to see you finally made a post about that... I was waiting to see it on the forums..

    See you in game

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