Stormreach Mayoral Race

[Kistilan]

She was forced to change her name a few months after launch. Now she is Charlotte the scarlett or something similar.

At least Nat's name never changes....

Citizens of Stormreach, look what The New Stormreach Union has done for you under Nat Gann's charisma! This reformed performer promised House d'Phiarlan, Canith & The Twelve would work with his information to produce a quick and effortless way to travel to Meridia, and not a day later it was so!

Be sure the rest of his candidacy is as valid, and that all of his plans really will come to fruit! What does the mind-flayer want to impliment? What good will Goodblades moderate changes do for us? Even Zin has disregarded the demands for better transportation, local commerce (a new OUTDOOR Bazaar) & more live mass events with exceptional coordination. Infact, the only thing Zin seems to want to do is introduce MORE new "unknown" citizens to The New Harbor so that he can fill his coffers with more adventurers bailing out his guards from kobolds! And kobolds, let's not even go there - do you really want to take one wrong turn down your friendly neighborhood street and get knifed by a twelve year old? Mark my slightly psychic words (who do you think is feeding Nat's party their info?), each choice brings glory only to the candidate -- except, Nat Gann. His glory is his performance, and you can catch that at the newly-renovated and sure-to-please House d'Phiarlan Theatre!

Remember, Nat Gann's look'n out for EVERY man (and woman).

[Kalari]

Remember, Nat Gann's look'n out for EVERY man (and woman).

Yep and trying to impress us with his big stick at that

[Kistilan]

Yep and trying to impress us with his big stick at that

I think you're getting a little hung-up on his catch phrase about his quarterstaff... It's just a piece of wood (magical, maybe, but still just a long pole). The real point is to pay attention to his 4 point plan. It all leads up to redevelop'n the marketplace. I mean, he practically wants to dump the 700B platinum pieces the Goodblade needs for "guild housing" (after the "Lordly but Goody" cut, of course) into a booming economy, at only a fraction of the Goodblade price and with returning dividends to the tax payers after the live events & reinvigorated harbor are finished with a final trick being a new teleportation gate at the outside bazaar ie central marketplace.

To put it into perspective on the kind of waste in Goodblade's campaign, 700B platinum pieces for guild housing is like purchasing 2,000 "Swords of Tesyus for EVERY citizen of Stormreach. Yes, now it's quite mind-boggling to understand how big a waste that is.

Vote for Nat Gann - he'll do ya right.

[Mockduck]

Here's my Mindflayer Fred for Mayor ad: (mp3)

[Nevthial]

Here's my Mindflayer Fred for Mayor ad: (mp3)

LOL Very funny stuff

[Memnir]

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*this Ad Payed For By The Friends Of Fred Coalition™.

[vyrank]

Zin is the only reasonable option out of the list. I could list all of the problems with Fred but I think they speak for themselves. And someone else listed them pretty well.

Zin just has all the right stuff. A good location. Heck, he could make his current office a new Mayoral headquarters without costing the People of Stormreach a lot of money.

Nat just isn't around and only appears to produce lots of innuendo. Goodblade has all but disappeared as a candidate.

Another major Fred as a mayor issue... Some Adventurer will be returning from a high level adventure and come into talk to him and end up whacking him. High Level Adventurers are generally high stress people and apt to kill something first and ask questions later and something about a Mind Flayer sitting defenseless after so many of his comrades has had their brains sucked out by one.

Fred just doesn't represent the common man and woman in Stormreach.

[ShaeNightbird]

Fred just doesn't represent the common man and woman in Stormreach.

I disagree! Fred is the best creature for the job, precisely because he knows the minds of the common citizen of Stormreach. And if for any reason he doesn't, he has the most effective method of finding out. I think electing Fred will put the kibosh on the kobold problem, and and lessen the corruption which is running rampant due to the abuse of power by the Coin Lords and their cronies. Fred will know who's corrupt, he'll know who's planning what, and will be able to put a stop to such stuff before it starts. And I have it on the best authority that he doesn't eat brains anymore, HE'S A VEGETARIAN!!!! So vote for Fred. He'll keep the Streets safe, and won't be sticking his tentacles into your pockets.

[cdbd3rd]

Here's my Mindflayer Fred for Mayor ad: (mp3)

"I went to Fred the Mindflayer for a feat respec, and he showed me the error of his ways."

*Chortle*

[Clankenbeard]

OOC: I am sure you guys don't give two frog hairs about Clanky's busy schedule lately. But, it has been killer busy. It is no longer so. So now I can get back to doing what I love most...cramming an imaginary mayoral race in an imaginary town down your imaginary characters' collective throat. So here goes. Open wide...

Jerry's two newest campaign commercials have gone up on the www.MayorOfStormreach.com/ site! One is for Fred. The second for Nat Gann. Plus there's a new ad for Fred as made by Your's Truly and Morah. Um. I mean to say, by some person that sounds exactly like Fred and most assuredly IS him. I have no doubts about this.

Lessah and I are going to find a voice for the Festivus/ult Jester and get him added to the site before the next DDoCast. Mark my words with a +1 permanent marker.

[Clankenbeard]

The Jester gives me the heeBGB's . Do not vote for him. But, his bobbily headed information has been added to www.MayorOfStormreach.com nontheless. If nothing else, just check out his information for his fabulous background. Win with Zin!

So creepy. I think I'm going to see Fred to get the Jester ad out of my head.

[Invalid_50]

I dont get this, is this a Turbine event? or just something you guys came up with?

[Memnir]

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*this Ad Payed For By The Friends Of Fred Coalition™.

[Mockduck]

I dont get this, is this a Turbine event? or just something you guys came up with?

This is most definitely something we've come up with. It's our way of having some fun in this election season. Stay tuned for the vote!

[hearts-ace]

OH lol I just saw the dates on the posts.... I'm a little late

[Maxelcat]

SKRAPPS!

YARK YARK YARK,YARK YARKYARK YARK? YARK YARK!*

*Read My Lips, lower Auctionhouse Fees? Of Coarse!

[cdbd3rd]

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc35/Zedni/Xivnar.jpg

OH lol I just saw the dates on the posts.... I'm a little late

ROFL!!

[Aurora1979]

Personally I think all the nominees are suspect for one reason or another.

I was chatting to a mate of mine, Dennis, and I think we should be an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
We can take it in turns to act as the executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be rattified at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of internal affairs and.... other stuff i cant remember....

Failing that.... I vote Fred.... but I cant remember why.....