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    Default /death completions

    Ha Ha Ha....

    Someone got me with this a couple of nights ago on my wizard right before we entered the Shroud....

    Nice one, you bastages....

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    lmao.

    i'm going to have to try that....
    *shifty eyes*
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    Talking

    Hate bumpin the thread....but man this is gonna be fun.
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    at least they didn't get you after the quest had begun..
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    They did it very well....

    Fighter (over voice chat): "Hey my guildie just told me something cool... If you type /death completions, you can see how many times you've died in the game... I've died 632 times!"

    Accomplice (over voice chat): "Cool, looks like I've died almost 2000 times..."

    Me: <Drops Dead>

    Me: You bastages!!!

    Everyone: LOL!

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    "/death count" is just as useful and more intuitive.

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    I've seen that in someone's bio before.

    What's that? Did I try it after I saw it? Uhm.....uhm......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laith View Post
    "/death count" is just as useful and more intuitive.

    Thanks for the warning... now you're going to have to try harder to get me to do it
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    whats more useful is checking to see who has left the guild recently.

    /guild quit count

    I was surprised with the names that left the guild when I checked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clay View Post
    whats more useful is checking to see who has left the guild recently.

    /guild quit count

    I was surprised with the names that left the guild when I checked.
    Priceless!

    We did the /death completions one during an officer's meeting the other night and watched on the guild listing as names popped back to Meridia...freaking awesome.

    I need to try this one though! LOL
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    Other guildie in voice chat: "How do you check to see where your bind point is?"

    Me: "/death"

    voice chat - silence for a few seconds....

    "Hey, wait..."

    everybody cracks up.

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    My favorite "/death count" experience...

    In a Tempest Pug, group is overpowered and having fun, so a couple of us say "why not, lets pull this one out of the bag" (note, doing this in a pug has a high risk of really upsetting people for obvious reasons, so know your targets)...

    We suggest via chat "wow, ive been dying a ton on this build. My /death count commmand shows 189 deaths so far..."

    Bang...3 people die. Everyhthings all good on voice chat, everyone finds it hilarious, we rez everyone no problem...but that's not the funny part...

    About 2 minutes later, we're running along and notice someone suddenly dies. Turns out he was AFK, missed the event, and was catching up on his party chat...we laughed over that one for minutes...
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    Papa tomato was out shopping with Mama tomato and baby tomato. Baby was getting tired and constantly lagging behind. Papa, irritated with baby's lagging walks back and squashes baby and says, "Ketchup!"

    The point of this anecdote is this made the rounds months ago.

    *Squash* Ketchup.
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    Heh. I got myself with it.

    I remember sitting outside Delera's once, waiting for a groupmate, and I was going through all the emotes and seeing what they would do.

    I saw /death, and I was like, hmmmm ... let's see what that one does.

    SPLAT

    Group starts asking what happened and then start laughing when I started telling the story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathseeker View Post
    My favorite "/death count" experience...

    In a Tempest Pug, group is overpowered and having fun, so a couple of us say "why not, lets pull this one out of the bag" (note, doing this in a pug has a high risk of really upsetting people for obvious reasons, so know your targets)...

    We suggest via chat "wow, ive been dying a ton on this build. My /death count commmand shows 189 deaths so far..."

    Bang...3 people die. Everyhthings all good on voice chat, everyone finds it hilarious, we rez everyone no problem...but that's not the funny part...

    About 2 minutes later, we're running along and notice someone suddenly dies. Turns out he was AFK, missed the event, and was catching up on his party chat...we laughed over that one for minutes...
    My favorite Tempest Spine joke was when the raid leader said "any paladin who is hoping for a sunblade needs to go click the sunblade lever" as we were passing the lever that sets off the fire trap.

    An equally fun one was the first time I ran VON6, when someone said "don't forget to equip your featherfall item and coast down for the extra chest on the island below". He even showed the exact spot to drop off of and explained how we should coast to find the island. More than half of us, me included, bought it.

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    I wish I was a used car dealer. I'd make a FORTUNE off you people.
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