You know your PUG group is going to be a disaster when...

[Mazeratti]

The last thread I posted "you know your addicted to DDO when" was a riot.

I checked everyday to see the funny comments and was never disappointed you guys are so funny...

so...

since then I have been racking my overused brain for another, and during shopping today I came up with one. (bonus is I now have an entry of my own for You know your addicted to DDO when while shopping you are concentrating not on what you need to buy but a topic to post in the forum. Or maybe that is you know your addicted to DDO forums when hmmm )

So this is it :-

You know your PUG group is going to be a disaster when....

Okay now, dont disappoint me.

[Magi]

when your barbarian has several levels of cleric and when asked why they respond...I dont rage.

[alchilito]

The only form of communication the party leader issues forth is "Hi".

[Turial]

The clerics battle cry is "Suicide Squad GO!"

[Altarboy]

Your sorc has "ooze puppet" memed

[Solmage]

The group you joined starts with "We wiped 4 times last night before giving up..."

[arcticwolf666]

You have a near party wipe in part 1 of WW

The leader fills up the group, asks "who knows the quest?", after no answer, the star gets randomly placed to a new leader.

[Spisey]

When more than one party member is on your DNP list in any raid.

[Forceonature]

When a lvl 14 Bard starts a vale group on elite, fails to heal/repair, doesn't cast any buffs, and only makes decisions AFTER we all die.

Sorry, was that too specific?

[arcticwolf666]

LFM says "Some people left, half way done" and they are still looking for group

[Reverand]

You join a group for 'Tomb of the Crimson Heart' And the group leader dies 4 times trying to find the entrance even though you walked him straight there from the market place.

[akla_thornfist]

when its archmagi's drunken raid night

[Jixxel]

While running VoN 3 our slightly brain damaged cleric after we fought our past the trolls and got into main quest. he asked if any of us had lvl 3 and 4 spell components cause he didn't have any.

[Ryavin]

when your PUG is in trouble when Alexo says that he does not have haste :-)

[Yajerman01]

10. You join my Drunken Dragon Raids!

9. When your in th heat of battle and the cleric is looting the chest

8. When your calling out to the barbarian for help and he replies over the mic, "cough! cough! cough!....what, im sorry dud I was smoking a load!"

7. WHen you join a pug as a Sorc and the first thing out of the 4 Warforged barbarians is "phew! we got ourselves a cleric!" (and are serious)

6. You join my drunken dragon raids!

5. You join a lowbie group doing deleras (6-8) and the leader announces how uber he is and all his fine gear and is the first one to die, then starts blaming everyone for his death......? (YOU PAST REIDRANS KNOW WHO!)

4. WHen a "battle cleric" joins and announces this in his 10 year old undistinguished accent and proceeds to yell out for heals during battle!

3. When a caster announces he has monster summon for the end battle in Let Sleeping Dust Lie

2. When you join my drunken dragon raids!

1. When the leader announces they only need 1 cleric on Shroud Elite!



that is all

[Arganosh]

When you have a 4/1 wiz/fighter combo thats insists he can melee with the best of them, and then dies in two hits.

[rawfocat]

When the barbarian in part II of the Shroud can't hit the Orthon, you have used your entire spell bar healing him and he is still at full health. You call out can we get some help on the orthon and the only sorc runs over, cast disentigrate and promply dies.

[Kurlore]

When The cleric says, "Im tanking this time".


Die Corgaan Die!!

[ToyVIP]

within the first 2 minutes of stormcleave, the entire party is split 3 ways and people are dying...

When u see an LFM that says need guide and a known blabbermouth "never shuts up" is in the group....

when you join a vale quest group and find that 3 people are already dead just getting TO the quest, including the cleric...

[rodgyramjet]

When Thet talks so much $hit i hit alt f4