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    When the whole group is 2 levels below quest level on normal and the party leader declares they are "in on elite".
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    You are leveling up a lowbie and the group leader on a Delera's Normal run insists on waiting for a cleric even though EVERYONE else in the party can use CSW wands (and then the cleric left after part two due to RL)

    a 4th level rogue is outkilling the 7th level barbarian and the cleric is refusing to heal him leaving the poor rogue to drink pots and rely on wand whips from the Warforged Pally who also has more kills than the Barbarian... but the cleric insists that the paper barbarian is more important to heal

    If I'm in your group for a PoP run... its not that I don't know the quest ... I just can't seem to get into groups that are even semi competant on this one. Every bloody time someone does something that causes a party wipe.... usually the caster or the cleric not casting spells like heal or WoF... or Haste or anything for that matter.

    The Sorceror is high... a new player... AND played WoW for 3 years and insists on zerging ahead and aggroing everything in the bloody quest leaving the rest of us (silly as it sounds) scrambling to try to save his dumb @$$

    You offer the cleric a Cure Crit Wand and he says he doesn't have a high enough UMD to use it

    People insist on waiting for a cleric for a WW run

    The group is doing Gwylan's on elite and the LFM excludes rogues... and there are no rogues in the group
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    ...when most of the party dies before even reaching the quest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghoste View Post
    ...when most of the party dies before even reaching the quest.
    bad hound pug boss ?


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    when you are in ANY necro quests and the cleric doesn't have death ward! had a group we asked the cleric to get dw, and they go and get water breathing.....then leaves.

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    A melee guy in the Delera run (which seems to be taking a long time right from go), is dual wielding what really, really, really looks like the iron cleaver and sword of pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reverand View Post
    You join a group for 'Tomb of the Crimson Heart' And the group leader dies 4 times trying to find the entrance even though you walked him straight there from the market place.
    How does one accomplish this? I mean the only way to die out there would be to drown yourself..
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    Cool You know your party is doomed when

    You see Directional and Tymper in the same list of party members.....

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    ....when your in VoN 6 and the leader says "No on run behind the rocks" and 1 party member immediately runs behind the rocks.

    ....when the wizard in your group casts no buffs on other party members and is still out of mana in the first 5 minutes.


    ....when it takes an hour to get the whole party to the Hound quest entrance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenhair View Post
    You see <edit> and <edit> in the same list of party members.....
    Just some advice, you might want to edit the names out. Just speaking from experience.
    But I am not disagreeing with you one bit.

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    Thumbs up :)

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenhair View Post
    You see Directional and Tymper in the same list of party members.....
    Couldnt have said that better myself!
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    ...your barbarian is wand healing the full mana having cleric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamkatt View Post
    How does one accomplish this? I mean the only way to die out there would be to drown yourself..
    You keep clicking into Thernal instead of the Necropolis, ever after being walked to, and pointed at the Necropolis wagon.


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    You join a group for 'Tomb of the Crimson Heart' And the group leader dies 4 times trying to find the entrance even though you walked him straight there from the market place.
    Last edited by Reverand; 08-24-2008 at 04:26 PM.

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    you take any toon with UGHH in it's name. Cleric gets confused, HP barbarian can't hit anything, Monk thinks he is DPS barb and rogue...thinks he is DPS barb, forget the WF fighter, Dual wielding fighter, sorc or ranger they are worse than the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alchilito View Post
    bad hound pug boss ?

    Several.
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    Britches and Hose kidnapped my dog and are forcing him to farm Shroud ingredients.

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    When the leader types "I don't have a mic or speakers"...
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    Default um

    When Thet talks so much $hit i hit alt f4
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    Thumbs down ...

    Quote Originally Posted by rodgyramjet View Post
    When Thet talks so much $hit i hit alt f4
    *smacks Rodgy on the nose*

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    Default Try to beat that...

    Shroud part 4. Your sorc is the only one left standing after 6 rounds. Hary is down. You feel a big "whew" escape your lips.
    You click the altar. You start to shrine. before you get up everithing turns balck. Hary is giving his speach to the dead...
    Incinirate/Scracher/Pulverize/Saave/Intimidate/Extterminate/Assacinate/Dismemberr.
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    You know your Pug is gonna end in disaster when...


    You play on Sarlona
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