When the whole group is 2 levels below quest level on normal and the party leader declares they are "in on elite".
When the whole group is 2 levels below quest level on normal and the party leader declares they are "in on elite".
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You are leveling up a lowbie and the group leader on a Delera's Normal run insists on waiting for a cleric even though EVERYONE else in the party can use CSW wands (and then the cleric left after part two due to RL)
a 4th level rogue is outkilling the 7th level barbarian and the cleric is refusing to heal him leaving the poor rogue to drink pots and rely on wand whips from the Warforged Pally who also has more kills than the Barbarian... but the cleric insists that the paper barbarian is more important to heal
If I'm in your group for a PoP run... its not that I don't know the quest ... I just can't seem to get into groups that are even semi competant on this one. Every bloody time someone does something that causes a party wipe.... usually the caster or the cleric not casting spells like heal or WoF... or Haste or anything for that matter.
The Sorceror is high... a new player... AND played WoW for 3 years and insists on zerging ahead and aggroing everything in the bloody quest leaving the rest of us (silly as it sounds) scrambling to try to save his dumb @$$
You offer the cleric a Cure Crit Wand and he says he doesn't have a high enough UMD to use it
People insist on waiting for a cleric for a WW run
The group is doing Gwylan's on elite and the LFM excludes rogues... and there are no rogues in the group
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Rule 2: Its all small stuff
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...when most of the party dies before even reaching the quest.
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Britches and Hose kidnapped my dog and are forcing him to farm Shroud ingredients.
when you are in ANY necro quests and the cleric doesn't have death ward! had a group we asked the cleric to get dw, and they go and get water breathing.....then leaves.
A melee guy in the Delera run (which seems to be taking a long time right from go), is dual wielding what really, really, really looks like the iron cleaver and sword of pain.
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You see Directional and Tymper in the same list of party members.....
....when your in VoN 6 and the leader says "No on run behind the rocks" and 1 party member immediately runs behind the rocks.
....when the wizard in your group casts no buffs on other party members and is still out of mana in the first 5 minutes.
....when it takes an hour to get the whole party to the Hound quest entrance.
... a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation,
Even in the dragon's mouth.
...your barbarian is wand healing the full mana having cleric.
You keep clicking into Thernal instead of the Necropolis, ever after being walked to, and pointed at the Necropolis wagon.
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You join a group for 'Tomb of the Crimson Heart' And the group leader dies 4 times trying to find the entrance even though you walked him straight there from the market place.
Last edited by Reverand; 08-24-2008 at 04:26 PM.
you take any toon with UGHH in it's name. Cleric gets confused, HP barbarian can't hit anything, Monk thinks he is DPS barb and rogue...thinks he is DPS barb, forget the WF fighter, Dual wielding fighter, sorc or ranger they are worse than the rest.
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and don't get me started the rednecks on ARGO will unite.
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Britches and Hose kidnapped my dog and are forcing him to farm Shroud ingredients.
When the leader types "I don't have a mic or speakers"...
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Shroud part 4. Your sorc is the only one left standing after 6 rounds. Hary is down. You feel a big "whew" escape your lips.
You click the altar. You start to shrine. before you get up everithing turns balck. Hary is giving his speach to the dead...
You know your Pug is gonna end in disaster when...
You play on Sarlona
Rule 1: Don't sweat the small stuff
Rule 2: Its all small stuff
Rule 3: People are stupid. You, me everyone... expect it
more rules to come in a different sig