You know your PUG group is going to be a disaster when...

[Mazeratti]

The last thread I posted "you know your addicted to DDO when" was a riot.

I checked everyday to see the funny comments and was never disappointed you guys are so funny...

so...

since then I have been racking my overused brain for another, and during shopping today I came up with one. (bonus is I now have an entry of my own for You know your addicted to DDO when while shopping you are concentrating not on what you need to buy but a topic to post in the forum. Or maybe that is you know your addicted to DDO forums when hmmm )

So this is it :-

You know your PUG group is going to be a disaster when....

Okay now, dont disappoint me.

[Magi]

when your barbarian has several levels of cleric and when asked why they respond...I dont rage.

[alchilito]

The only form of communication the party leader issues forth is "Hi".

[Turial]

The clerics battle cry is "Suicide Squad GO!"

[Altarboy]

Your sorc has "ooze puppet" memed

[arcticwolf666]

You have a near party wipe in part 1 of WW

The leader fills up the group, asks "who knows the quest?", after no answer, the star gets randomly placed to a new leader.

[Solmage]

The group you joined starts with "We wiped 4 times last night before giving up..."

[Spisey]

When more than one party member is on your DNP list in any raid.

[Forceonature]

When a lvl 14 Bard starts a vale group on elite, fails to heal/repair, doesn't cast any buffs, and only makes decisions AFTER we all die.

Sorry, was that too specific?

[arcticwolf666]

LFM says "Some people left, half way done" and they are still looking for group

[Reverand]

You join a group for 'Tomb of the Crimson Heart' And the group leader dies 4 times trying to find the entrance even though you walked him straight there from the market place.

[Altarboy]

all 3 of your clerics ask what the pre reqs are for this raid(VOD)

[Rameses]

you know your pug is doomed...

(Party): Chakra has joined your Party.

I am, Chakra! er Rameses!

[Opall]

you know your pug is doomed...

(Party): Chakra has joined your Party.

I am, Chakra! er Rameses!

Darn You Ram! I was just in the middle of typing that

[totmacher]

You have blah ramises homoreos or mhykke in your party

or tot

die tot die!!!

[baylensman]

1.) LFM flag list levels 1-16.
2.) Group has 4 lvl 14 barbarians and flag says NEED TANK!
3.) When you join party a 12 year old voice says " I need some money to buy arrows..."
4.) The casters start to argue about who has to heal the Warforged
5.) Any flag that says something to effect of "at first door/trap/boss....need (insert specialist here)

[Lithic]

you know your pug is doomed...

(Party): Chakra has joined your Party.

I am, Chakra! er Rameses!

On a similar note...

...You are on your cleric, mistakenly accept a blind invite, and see nothing but monk icons in the health bar window

[Erekose]

Battle your way to VoD entrance, then have party leader declare that he and everyone else except 3 have never successfully completed raid before and ask for any suggestions from those who have completed.

When one of those who has completed begins to give everyone a step by step breakdown of each phase, assigning tasks, weapon choices etc one of the clerics comments, "Sorry, you lost me after the orthons to much information, lets just get in there and give it a go......"

<Fail>

[GrayOldDruid]

You know your PUG group is going to be a disaster when....

Just after two people say "We're going to sneak around to the right and bypass all these mobs..." the Sorc rushes headlong into the middle of the mobs casting firewall, followed by the Barbarian.

After at least five people say "Don't kill him until some people get fly...." at least four fighters are around him and you hear ".. before the final blow..."

The Cleric stands there and watches you get beat to death, then the fighter raises you with a clickie.

Graywalker has to lead the party or everyone (including the leader) would just stand there waiting. <:O
(or Hawksfire or Tweek or Batsran or Skeratch or Oldemann )

[akla_thornfist]

when its archmagi's drunken raid night