This is going to sound sad... I don't dispute it...but I feel one of the most important changes in D&D Fourth Edition was how they made Dwarven women more appealing. I'd like to know, from a the Devs if there will be an alteration or "additional" art that makes dwarven women more earthy and curvy and feminine as they are in the new D&D, or if we'll continue to be forced to play the current dwarven women which are effectively square jawed fat men with boobs.
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Thread: Devs: Mars Needs Dwarf Women
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06-21-2008, 07:17 PM #1Community Member
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Devs: Mars Needs Dwarf Women
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06-21-2008, 07:27 PM #2Community Member
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pics?
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06-21-2008, 07:39 PM #3Community Member
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06-21-2008, 07:57 PM #4Founder
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Almost makes one want to settle down and start their own little clan.
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06-21-2008, 11:58 PM #5Founder
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You silly Talls
Don't you know all those dwarven 'women' you've been lusting after were actually just young dwarves as yet unable to grow a beard?!
All true Dorfs, and their carefully selected associates, know that real dwarven women have always been, shall we say, curvaceous. In fact, it's a little known peice of trivia that 'd-cups' was originally short for 'Dorf-Cups'.|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
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06-22-2008, 12:27 AM #6Community Member
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Penalty to DEX is written ALL OVER those pictures. Why don't Dwarves take a Racial -2 DEX due to thick stumpy limbs getting in the way of movement?
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06-22-2008, 02:32 AM #7Community Member
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I was undeer the impression that dwarven women were beareded. Where did this come from and when did it change? I aqm an old school 2.0 DND player but cant remember if this was stated anywhere.
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I don't care f someone said they were bearded or not. This is one instance where I feel very comfortable saying SCREW THE SOURCE MATERIAL. Curvy, hot, dwarf women FOR THE WIN, YO.
Originally Posted by baddax
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06-22-2008, 03:41 AM #9Founder
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While none of the 4th ed source material explicitly states they're no longer bearded, the artwork in the official books and articles seems to suggest as much.
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Britches and Hose kidnapped my dog and are forcing him to farm Shroud ingredients.
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06-22-2008, 05:10 AM #10
omg, a bunch of gamer guys lusting over illustrations of short, stumpy women with big assets and curves. So pitifully cave ma...
Wait! I'm short, stumpy, with...
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Originally Posted by DoctorWhofan
I fully endorse this thread.
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08-20-2008, 04:07 PM #12Community Member
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lol... totw
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08-21-2008, 10:06 AM #13
screenshot or it didn't happen. Originally Posted by DoctorWhofan
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08-21-2008, 11:45 AM #14Founder
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dwarf women are hot as they are, dont change them !!!!!
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08-21-2008, 11:49 AM #15Community Member
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Developers please don't spend any time reading this thread. ... Oh.
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08-21-2008, 02:12 PM #16Community Member
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If you're into men, maybe. Originally Posted by Spookykid
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08-21-2008, 02:36 PM #17Community Member
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I am sorry but that looks like a pig with a wig on... Originally Posted by villainsimple
Kargon's Tasty Ham?
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08-21-2008, 03:22 PM #18Community Member
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Don't hate. Procreate.
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Takes a whole new meaning to the LFH emote! HAHAHAH!!! Originally Posted by debo
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08-22-2008, 03:00 PM #20
Shatter must be bored on a friday if he's into necro short round things.
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