you play role playing games
like dungeons and dragons
you like beer and whiskey
and drinking from flagons
You go to Fairs
dressed up as a knight
you bring your full plate
and get ready to fight
They say your uncool
they think your a geek
you wish you could show them
like your fighter, your not weak
You cleric can heal
those who have died
from the blade of a kobold
or by a beholder, was fried
your bard does sing songs
that inspire your friends
so you can kill the enemies
around every bend
Your rogue runs around
disabling traps
saving your party
and stopping mishaps
someday you wish
your alternate will be real
and all that power
you can feel
but till then you play games
like dungeons and dragons
drinking beer and whisky
and drinking from flagons