Your cathater, colostomy and feed drip are in place and you're sat in front of your PC right now watching "failed to connect retry in 59 secs..." whilst twitching occasionally and foaming slightly from the mouth.

You sell +5 Mithral Fullplates to barkeeps because "you don't need that inferior trash" and are so rich you can't even be bothered running to House K to flog it.

Arraetrikos basks in the power of YOU.

Spawning you causes all the monsters to lag.

Potions of Wonder randomly turn other players into you for 1 minute.