Noob of the week (NOTW)

[Erekose]

A new competition to highlight the most outrageous noobness on the server.

My submission is toon who is a: 5 Barb 3 cleric 2 fighter......

When questioned about how he can cast his cure light wounds when raged his response was....

"I don't use rage"

LOL

[Ransacked]

Hm

While it is silly that the person doesn't use rage... I'm working on a build similar to this where the whole point of the build is to make people wait around for rage to wear off

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=146082

[ChildrenofBodom]

A new competition to highlight the most outrageous noobness on the server.

My submission is toon who is a: 5 Barb 3 cleric 2 fighter......

When questioned about how he can cast his cure light wounds when raged his response was....

"I don't use rage"

LOL

Can I vote for myself? >.>

[Borror0]

While it is silly that the person doesn't use rage... I'm working on a build similar to this where the whole point of the build is to make people wait around for rage to wear off

You know you can now dismiss Rage?

[Ransacked]

You know you can now dismiss Rage?

Even better!

[Erekose]

Hm

While it is silly that the person doesn't use rage... I'm working on a build similar to this where the whole point of the build is to make people wait around for rage to wear off

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=146082

Thats great, looks like most quests will be finished b4 you have got yourself all buffed. Definitely should be renamed "The Primadona build"

[Impaqt]

yeah. Everyone knows the corroect response shoould of been
"Why would I cast a Cure Light wounds?"

[Erekose]

Even better!

yes of coarse, Ill dismiss my rage while fighting so I can cast cure light wounds on myself......LOL really! think about what you are saying.

[Ransacked]

Why bother? I'd rather use a potion while in mid-rage.

The build was centered around a low base con score so rage duration would last approximately the same as divine favor / divine power.

Rage would be dismissed to either raise dead / UMD heal scrolls / etc.
Massive melee potential combined with rogueliness and all the necessary cleric bandaids is nice.

I'm having a hard time understanding why you think about CLW?
Cure critical would be the only "heal" spell on the hotbar, maybe a CSW wand, and a stack of heal scrolls.

[bandyman1]

Why bother? I'd rather use a potion while in mid-rage.

The build was centered around a low base con score so rage duration would last approximately the same as divine favor / divine power.

Rage would be dismissed to either raise dead / UMD heal scrolls / etc.
Massive melee potential combined with rogueliness and all the necessary cleric bandaids is nice.

I'm having a hard time understanding why you think about CLW?
Cure critical would be the only "heal" spell on the hotbar, maybe a CSW wand, and a stack of heal scrolls.

Understood; But how many times do you think you'll be doing that between shrines vs. how many rages do you plan on having? I'm seeing you get a couple seconds to a minute of rage at a time in end game content, and then your melee being supar until the next shine.

PS; Not being condesending here ( I know text doesn't convey tone ), just having a hard time seeing how such a build would function ( i.e. what role do you plan on playing in the party? ).

[Talon_Moonshadow]

You guys are to caught up in classifying everyone into roles IMO.

But if it helps......he's just like any other Ftr/Brb......except he can cast his own lesser restores when his rage wears off and heal himself up between fights.

[totmacher]

[Ransacked]

5 Rages at current cap

Each lasting
30 seconds + (7 x 6) = 1 minute 12 second base rage without any extend rage enhancements

Once rages wore off divine power would fill the gap for the lack of BaB and other buffs would still apply to help with to-hit.

He'd only be missing out on +3 to hit / dmg if out of rages. I don't see how that makes melee "subpar"

It's essentially a joke for a build but I don't see the need to determine what role it fills. Melee I guess if you will.

Without any buffs/rage whatsoever and a masterwork weapon it sits at +21 to hit (13 bab / +8 str mod)
All of these would be self cast via Spell point pool or scrolled UMD

Greater Heroism +4
Divine Power +3
Divine Favor +2
Rage Spell +1
-------------------
31 to-hit w/o Barb rage
34 to-hit w/ Barb rage

This isn't including other buffs like bard songs and madstone boot clickies.

[Jondallar]

Erekose, I love the Irony in this thread. Thread of the week material

[Attomic]

I nominate myself. I've never seen anyone else get killed by a pillar in the Titan room.

[Borror0]

I nominate myself. I've never seen anyone else get killed by a pillar in the Titan room.

I've killed myself on the laser a few times, I'm that will happen too if I keep running it.

[totmacher]

my record is 5 people killed with 1 pillar. i'm really proud of it. got them when they were all unaware

[Bamf]

Couple of entried for here

Someone in party while in dungeon asked the command to kill themsleves.

Noob typed in /death in party chat, without realising what he had done.


Also and experienced campaigner was guiding a Rainbow first timer through quest, and stressing the point of not walking on the buttong in the middle of corridor cus it spawns a nasty fire trap. 5 mins later, said experienced campaigner walks on the button in the middle of the corriodor, spawning a nasty fire trap......

[jamie_lannister]

that was me that spawned that nasty trap if i remember correctly :P

[markymarksta]

I nominate myself. I've never seen anyone else get killed by a pillar in the Titan room.

I've heard of someone with a vicious great axe knocking himself out on one of the pillars during a Dragon raid.

Those pillars are dangerous it seems.