First Look Notes

**moorewr** · 05-12-2008, 01:10 PM

..where are they? *Chomps at bit*

**Impaqt** · 05-12-2008, 01:13 PM

I'd settle for a WDA.....

-sigh-

Guess I could go back to reading more about Conan...... Noting interesting here right now.,

**ArkoHighStar** · 05-12-2008, 01:13 PM

good luck with that

Q said there would be not be much for the next 2 weeks, so I take it that meant no WDA this week as well.

But if they are so close to finishing, why are they waiting to release the monk class info.

**DasLurch** · 05-12-2008, 01:21 PM

Yeah these announcements seem to be getting latter in the day over there each week. I'd be willing to bet Keeper or Telero broke the coffee machine or something. We need another way to get Q going on Monday morning I guess

**Kraak** · 05-12-2008, 01:23 PM

I pulled a 35% striding ring the other day. Maybe that would help.

**Cowdenicus** · 05-12-2008, 01:27 PM

I would love a WDA.

If I cant have a WDA I would love first release notes.

Barring the two of those, I would settle for a complete list of monk enhancements.

**moorewr** · 05-12-2008, 01:41 PM

Striding? Hmm.. Maybe he forget his clickies and is being eaten by giant undead rats...

AEsahaaettr zones in to "Offices of Turbine" .. loading.. loading.. loading... zot! "You help Quarion with Haste."

**thatguy** · 05-12-2008, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Kraak

I pulled a 35% striding ring the other day. Maybe that would help.

For real? I didn't even know they existed.

As for the other, some kind of update as too what they have been doing the past 2 weeks would be really interesting.

**Coldin** · 05-12-2008, 02:07 PM

Well, at this point I don't think we're getting anything. Be nice if Q would at least tell us there wasn't going to be a WDA. Then I could complain about the lack of WDAs then the lack of any news at all.

**Brummbar** · 05-12-2008, 02:24 PM

First rule in the entertainment business...

"Keep them wanting more."

Originally Posted by Impaqt

I'd settle for a WDA.....

-sigh-

Guess I could go back to reading more about Conan...... Noting interesting here right now.,

**thatguy** · 05-12-2008, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Coldin

Well, at this point I don't think we're getting anything. Be nice if Q would at least tell us there wasn't going to be a WDA. Then I could complain about the lack of WDAs then the lack of any news at all.

I feel the same way. At least I could be specific in my complaining.

**JayDubya** · 05-12-2008, 02:55 PM

First Look notes:

*New* - It has rained a lot in the DC area
*New* - You will not be allowed to name your Monk any of the following names:
- Chip
- Adrian
- Thelonius
- Monkette
*New* - Coyle now has some Crimson Foot spider friends - you have to keep them alive too
*New* - The Lieutenants now show up in the middle area on Shroud Part 3 to keep you busy
*New* - The Abbott has teamed up with Velah, and now instead of smashing the pillars to get to her, you have to solve three diabolical puzzles, each more evil than the last.
*New* - We've added a new form of disease - Termites. Beware, Warforged!
*New* - In order to make monks more attractive, and to give people more stuff to do, we've added a new level of difficulty - Naked Uber-Elite - no equipment allowed.
*New* - The Undead Wizard at the end of Madstone is now a Blackbone Undead Wizard. Eat that, fire sorcs!
*New* - We've added a new monster - the Invisible Forum Stalker. He will follow you around on the forums and eat your posts.
*New* - Paladins now get the "Red Sacrifice" attack once every minute - guaranteed instant death to any enemy, no matter what color their name is. Hopefully this will stop the complaints about Paladin DPS, but I'm not holding my breath.
*New* - Every quest now has 12 extra traps that appear in one of 60 different locations. And you must be pure rogue to disable them. Ha!
*New* - In order to compensate for the massive plat surplus enjoyed by every Cleric, we are quadrupling the price of all clerical wands and scrolls.

**Coldin** · 05-12-2008, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by JayDubya

First Look notes:

*New* - It has rained a lot in the DC area
*New* - You will not be allowed to name your Monk any of the following names:
- Chip
- Adrian
- Thelonius
- Monkette
*New* - Coyle now has some Crimson Foot spider friends - you have to keep them alive too
*New* - The Lieutenants now show up in the middle area on Shroud Part 3 to keep you busy
*New* - The Abbott has teamed up with Velah, and now instead of smashing the pillars to get to her, you have to solve three diabolical puzzles, each more evil than the last.
*New* - We've added a new form of disease - Termites. Beware, Warforged!
*New* - In order to make monks more attractive, and to give people more stuff to do, we've added a new level of difficulty - Naked Uber-Elite - no equipment allowed.
*New* - The Undead Wizard at the end of Madstone is now a Blackbone Undead Wizard. Eat that, fire sorcs!
*New* - We've added a new monster - the Invisible Forum Stalker. He will follow you around on the forums and eat your posts.
*New* - Paladins now get the "Red Sacrifice" attack once every minute - guaranteed instant death to any enemy, no matter what color their name is. Hopefully this will stop the complaints about Paladin DPS, but I'm not holding my breath.
*New* - Every quest now has 12 extra traps that appear in one of 60 different locations. And you must be pure rogue to disable them. Ha!
*New* - In order to compensate for the massive plat surplus enjoyed by every Cleric, we are quadrupling the price of all clerical wands and scrolls.

Hehe, nice.

**Trinarius** · 05-12-2008, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by JayDubya

First Look notes:

*New* - It has rained a lot in the DC area
*New* - You will not be allowed to name your Monk any of the following names:
- Chip
- Adrian
- Thelonius
- Monkette
*New* - Coyle now has some Crimson Foot spider friends - you have to keep them alive too
*New* - The Lieutenants now show up in the middle area on Shroud Part 3 to keep you busy
*New* - The Abbott has teamed up with Velah, and now instead of smashing the pillars to get to her, you have to solve three diabolical puzzles, each more evil than the last.
*New* - We've added a new form of disease - Termites. Beware, Warforged!
*New* - In order to make monks more attractive, and to give people more stuff to do, we've added a new level of difficulty - Naked Uber-Elite - no equipment allowed.
*New* - The Undead Wizard at the end of Madstone is now a Blackbone Undead Wizard. Eat that, fire sorcs!
*New* - We've added a new monster - the Invisible Forum Stalker. He will follow you around on the forums and eat your posts.
*New* - Paladins now get the "Red Sacrifice" attack once every minute - guaranteed instant death to any enemy, no matter what color their name is. Hopefully this will stop the complaints about Paladin DPS, but I'm not holding my breath.
*New* - Every quest now has 12 extra traps that appear in one of 60 different locations. And you must be pure rogue to disable them. Ha!
*New* - In order to compensate for the massive plat surplus enjoyed by every Cleric, we are quadrupling the price of all clerical wands and scrolls.

Heh! This could be TotW material... Who can come up with the best WDA in lieu of Turbine's official announcement?!?

**ArkoHighStar** · 05-12-2008, 03:14 PM

Hold it right there

**Yaga_Nub** · 05-12-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by JayDubya

First Look notes:

*New* - It has rained a lot in the DC area

QFT! Ruined my golf weekend!

**moorewr** · 05-12-2008, 03:39 PM

Ha ha! Well done.

[It's raining because DC is sad I left (flew out on Wednesday).]

Originally Posted by JayDubya

First Look notes:

*New* - It has rained a lot in the DC area
*New* - You will not be allowed to name your Monk any of the following names:
- Chip
- Adrian
- Thelonius
- Monkette
*New* - Coyle now has some Crimson Foot spider friends - you have to keep them alive too
*New* - The Lieutenants now show up in the middle area on Shroud Part 3 to keep you busy
*New* - The Abbott has teamed up with Velah, and now instead of smashing the pillars to get to her, you have to solve three diabolical puzzles, each more evil than the last.
*New* - We've added a new form of disease - Termites. Beware, Warforged!
*New* - In order to make monks more attractive, and to give people more stuff to do, we've added a new level of difficulty - Naked Uber-Elite - no equipment allowed.
*New* - The Undead Wizard at the end of Madstone is now a Blackbone Undead Wizard. Eat that, fire sorcs!
*New* - We've added a new monster - the Invisible Forum Stalker. He will follow you around on the forums and eat your posts.
*New* - Paladins now get the "Red Sacrifice" attack once every minute - guaranteed instant death to any enemy, no matter what color their name is. Hopefully this will stop the complaints about Paladin DPS, but I'm not holding my breath.
*New* - Every quest now has 12 extra traps that appear in one of 60 different locations. And you must be pure rogue to disable them. Ha!
*New* - In order to compensate for the massive plat surplus enjoyed by every Cleric, we are quadrupling the price of all clerical wands and scrolls.

**Kraak** · 05-12-2008, 04:15 PM

"Silence....total silence...2 can play that game tough guy"

<waits to be chucked into the wood chipper>

**TommyBoy** · 05-12-2008, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by JayDubya

First Look notes:

*New* - You will not be allowed to name your Monk any of the following names:
- Thelonius

But what if he's taken jazz piano as a feat?

**moorewr** · 05-12-2008, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by TommyBoy

But what if he's taken jazz piano as a feat?

Say.. which rule book is that in anyway?

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