Patch Release Notes April 23rd *FAUX*

[Cowdenicus]

A glitch has been fixed in the Shroud. Ok multiple glitches have been fixed in the Shroud.

Dwarves have been gimped, everybody needs to reroll as halflings now.

The Developers have been watching to see who has been naughty and who has been nice. Alot of you will see coal in the mailbox as a result.

We realize we have not put some of the loot in game, as such, for the next week, all shields you will pull will either be Sacred or Ghost Touch.

A new +50% xp week has started, unfortunatly you have to end your quests at exactly the right second to get the bonus xp. Otherwise you get -25% xp. They dont call it gambling for no reason.

Dwarves will no longer look like they have 2 mangy kittens trying to escape from a pair of bike shorts when they run anymore. Now it looks like 2 puppies.

Aspenor has been turned into a Beholder.

Tasty Ham has been removed from the game due to high fat content and Transfats, Enjoy some new Tasty Alfalfa instead.

Kobolds no longer yell Yark Yark when they see you coming, now they just fall over dead.

Due to many requests from Rowanheal, all Gelatinous cubes from this point forward will be pink. They will also be invisible. But still, Invisibly Pink.

[arrrcher]

lol! glad I found these

[Lewcipher]

We realize we have not put some of the loot in game, as such, for the next week, all shields you will pull will either be Sacred or Ghost Touch.

Lol Seems I must have pre-installed this patch!

[Aspenor]

Aspenor has been turned into a Beholder.

All this in preparation for the Mod 7 raid, where I AM the raid boss!!!

[Cowdenicus]

All this in preparation for the Mod 7 raid, where I AM the raid boss!!!

Which raid, didnt you hear, Mod 7 supposedly has 2 new raids.

[Pfamily]

Awwww...

I was hoping for a bag for halflings, max stack size 1000, and maybe an eldritch ritual to use them. Darn things are always in the way...

[Aspenor]

Which raid, didnt you hear, Mod 7 supposedly has 2 new raids.

The one that is the extension of the Shroud.

What, you didn't know the malevolent power behind the invasion was Asp? Who else would hold such power?

[Cowdenicus]

The one that is the extension of the Shroud.

What, you didn't know the malevolent power behind the invasion was Asp? Who else would hold such power?

*cough* Vanash *cough*

Plus Van is more liable to let a demon Pwn everybody, think of it as my New Summon Spell.

[ellamonster]

Tasty Ham has been removed from the game due to high fat content and Transfats, Enjoy some new Tasty Alfalfa instead.

Everyone RUN from Kargon! The Alfalfa slaughters will begin!

[Elsiah]

Awwww...

I was hoping for a bag for halflings, max stack size 1000, and maybe an eldritch ritual to use them. Darn things are always in the way...

when you put them in the stone of change, they make...halfling juice...

[ArkoHighStar]

when you put them in the stone of change, they make...halfling juice...

its half the calories of ham juice

[Cupcake]

Awwww...

I was hoping for a bag for halflings, max stack size 1000, and maybe an eldritch ritual to use them. Darn things are always in the way...

....

[Accelerando]

All this in preparation for the Mod 7 raid, where I AM the raid boss!!!

I thought they weren't making a low level raid!

[binnsr]

Aspenor has been turned into a Beholder.

/remembers Asp's old signature 'Aspenor the beholder slayer'

Does this mean that Aspenor has to Slay himself?

[Rafal]

Real ones are up.

[Aspenor]

/remembers Asp's old signature 'Aspenor the beholder slayer'

Does this mean that Aspenor has to Slay himself?

(Combat): You have been killed by Aspenor.

D'OH!!!

[WeaselKing]

A glitch has been fixed in the Shroud. Ok multiple glitches have been fixed in the Shroud.

Dwarves have been gimped, everybody needs to reroll as halflings now.

The Developers have been watching to see who has been naughty and who has been nice. Alot of you will see coal in the mailbox as a result.

We realize we have not put some of the loot in game, as such, for the next week, all shields you will pull will either be Sacred or Ghost Touch.

A new +50% xp week has started, unfortunatly you have to end your quests at exactly the right second to get the bonus xp. Otherwise you get -25% xp. They dont call it gambling for no reason.

Dwarves will no longer look like they have 2 mangy kittens trying to escape from a pair of bike shorts when they run anymore. Now it looks like 2 puppies.

Aspenor has been turned into a Beholder.

Tasty Ham has been removed from the game due to high fat content and Transfats, Enjoy some new Tasty Alfalfa instead.

Kobolds no longer yell Yark Yark when they see you coming, now they just fall over dead.

Due to many requests from Rowanheal, all Gelatinous cubes from this point forward will be pink. They will also be invisible. But still, Invisibly Pink.

Sounds great!! BTW, what does faux mean?

[binnsr]

Sounds great!! BTW, what does faux mean?

Google is your friend..

[Xithos]

* A glitch has been created in the shroud to punish all those who may or may not have been "Gasp" Exploiting part 5