Please, tell me about how Tasty Ham saved your life! I know, it's saved every bodies life, but every bodies stories are different, and I want to hear them. So, please tell me, and I will have my story up soon!
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03-23-2008, 06:27 AM #1Tasty Ham Smuggler
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How has your Tasty Ham saved your life?
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03-23-2008, 07:27 AM #2Founder
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It got turned into oil
(psssst! I hear it's made out of halfling distillate)
R.I.P. E.G.G. 3/4/08
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03-23-2008, 10:18 AM #3Community Member
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- Mar 2006
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This really really -ugly- and quiet smelly dwarf was chasing my Wizard... I had to use the ham as a lure to avoid him.
I swear to the Host that dwarf was able to zone in anybody carrying Tasty Ham.
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03-23-2008, 12:29 PM #4Community Member
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- Aug 2006
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Tasty Ham ruined my life.
It killed my parents, burnt down the house, made my dog run away, stole all my money in my bank account, and gave my best friend a black eye. . .
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. . . Luckily, Tasty Ham Oil saved me by serving as a delicious dressing during Thanksgiving!
-DThelanis - Warforged Shield of the <Fellowship of the Golden Night>
