It's come to my attention that many of you folk take pleasure in murdering us poor, little helpless kobolds. This is not only cruel, it is cowardly so please stop! Or I will be very mad and kill a troglodyte and deny you adventurers xp! Bwahahaha!!!
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Thread: Please do not hurt us Kobolds
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03-07-2008, 05:12 PM #1Community Member
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Please do not hurt us Kobolds
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03-07-2008, 05:13 PM #2Community Member
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Kobolds never forget, kobolds always hate you.
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03-07-2008, 05:17 PM #3
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03-07-2008, 05:27 PM #4The Hatchery
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Yark!
I don't have a zerging problem.
I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.
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03-07-2008, 06:12 PM #5Community Member
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Maybe you would be interested in being a member of...
The Kobold Relief Fund
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03-07-2008, 06:24 PM #6Community Member
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As long as you promise not to hit me first!
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03-10-2008, 01:43 PM #7Community Member
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Kobolds
I like kobolds...... I like to them even more if they are dead.
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03-10-2008, 01:49 PM #8Community Member
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As my name suggests I will not now or in the future refrain from killing Kobolds. It is my livelyhood. I receive 5gp for each tail I turn in. Beware my fireballs Kobolds for I am lurking around every corner.
That is all.........................To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
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03-10-2008, 02:01 PM #9
I am sorry, but the true defender of the Kobold Regime is Mocat. He is their fearless leader and defends them against all that would harm the little pink ones.
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03-11-2008, 05:52 AM #10Founder
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They're really pink when you flay their skin off Originally Posted by Cupcake
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03-11-2008, 05:59 AM #11Founder
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Mithril Hand laboratories perform regular vivisections of kobolds. We want to see what makes them tick while it's still ticking.
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03-11-2008, 06:06 AM #12Founder
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Just don;t tell them about the living exploding ko....... oooops!!! Originally Posted by Ghoste
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03-11-2008, 11:30 AM #13Community Member
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everything must die...
even me...
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03-12-2008, 12:58 PM #14Community Member
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Why..I LOVE Kobalds!
They are nutritious and delicious!
Taste just liike chicken!
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03-13-2008, 03:28 PM #15Community Member
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Hehe I like the sizzle sound they make when either Im firewalling them or our guild leader uses his acid mace on their skulls. Man thats a fun sound ^_^
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03-21-2008, 12:01 PM #16Community Member
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Yip yip yip! I leaves forums for few days, and when I is back, I sees that this threads is outs of controls! Time to bring out the Wolverine-strapped-to-a-battering-ram!
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03-21-2008, 02:19 PM #17Community Member
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Just Bring it! Originally Posted by kobold38
I have my Dwarven Battering Ram Destroyer
Standing By to Intercept your Little rodent equiped one.
Fires up grill to get it ready for the Kobald Bar-B-cue!!!
MMMmmmm... Barbecued Koooobaaaaald....
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03-24-2008, 11:53 AM #18Community Member
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Ya know I was thinking about this and Originally Posted by kobold38
That is very Hypocritical of you...
here you beg for Compassion over the "plight" of Kobalds
And yet; in the same thread you inflict "cruel and unusual harm"
to poor little defenseless Rabid little Wolverines...
You FIEND! 
OH the Humanity!!??
Someone call the ASPCA!
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03-27-2008, 11:52 AM #19Community Member
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But...they is good weapon...
Last edited by kobold38; 03-28-2008 at 07:45 PM.
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03-27-2008, 11:53 AM #20Community Member
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But...they is good weapon...
Last edited by kobold38; 03-28-2008 at 07:45 PM.
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