Sighting in Stormreach

[Bamf]

Be warned Argonessians - the Dreadd Pirate Roberts and Iniigo Montoya have been spotted lurking aroun the city of Stormreach, fiercly battling each other in a duel to the death.

If you spot these two, please stay clear, there are to be considered armed, dangerous, and very stupid.

You have been warned.........

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.









Inigo Montoya: I donna suppose you could speed things up?
Westley: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
Inigo Montoya: I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship.

[Rameses]

Man in Black: [intrigued] You've done nothing but sword-play?
Inigo Montoya: More pursue than study lately. You see, I cannot find him... it's been twenty years now and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
[after a moments silence, the Man in black stands up and prepares to battle]
Man in Black: Well I certainly hope you find him someday.
Inigo Montoya: You are ready then?
Man in Black: Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
Inigo Montoya: [drawing his sword] You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
Inigo Montoya: [confidently] Begin.

[Erekose]

Count Rugen: [Inigo stands up after getting stabbed by a knife thrown by Count Rugen] Good heavens. Are you still trying to win?
[Inigo falls back against the wall]
Count Rugen: You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday
Count Rugen: [Inigo falls back against the wall] You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday.
Count Rugen: [Rugen draws his sword and lunges at Inigo who then forces the blade to his left shoulder. Again Rugen lunges at Inigo and the blade is deflected to Inigo's right arm]
Inigo Montoya: [Rugen swings his sword but Inigo blocks it and then begins advancing] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya: [He falls on a table. Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks four times before he continues to advance on Rugen]
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Count Rugen: [Now Rugen attacks five times and Inigo blocks every single one]
Inigo Montoya: [Louder] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
Inigo Montoya: [Rugen attacks and Inigo blocks it and then stabs Rugen in the shoulder. Then Rugen swings his sword. Inigo ducks and stabs Rugen in the other shoulder. Then he advances quickly and they fight] Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father prepare to die!
Count Rugen: [Rugen gets his sword knocked away and Inigo slices his cheek] No!
Inigo Montoya: Offer me money
Count Rugen: Yes
Inigo Montoya: Power too promise that!
[he slices Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please.
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Inigo Montoya: Anything you want.
Count Rugen: [Rugen attacks but Inigo grabs his arm and stabs Rugen in the stomach]
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back you son of a *****.
[Inigo plunches the sword into Rugen's gut and he falls down dead]

[totmacher]

everyone, listen! this is a PSA involving a crazed man on the loose...

I was out for my daily stroll, minding my own business when a man with a rapier brandished jumped me in the Marketplace. he immediately demanded to see how many fingers I had and told me, "i killed his father, prepare to die". I immediately told him I had no idea who he was, and moreso, I'm a cleric! we don't hurt anyone... he then proceeded to stab me and left me bleeding to death in the market. thank pelor I had a heal scroll on me

be on the lookout for this man, he's a lunatic!!

[Cayrie]

Oh, look. It's a gathering of nerds!

[Vorn]

Oh, look. It's a gathering of nerds!

Inconceivable!

[Bamf]

Oh, look. It's a gathering of nerds!

The term 'nerd' comes from the acronym Never-Ending Radical Dude.

Which explains why nerds are o popular with the ladies - especially those ones in bikinis :P

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Inconceivable!

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080302


12 across...

[Erekose]

Oh, look. It's a gathering of nerds!

tsk, tsk now young lady. I am not a Nerd. I am the Eggman, I am the walrus.