OK I've managed to crack the "vast & mysterious" code ....
2 words:
Alien. Abductions.
Break out the tin foil hats.
ps. For those who want to complain about trap save DCs, see the above "trap" picture that involves black, white, and kissing. Talk about impossible saves ....
Two words:
Minos Legens
"Humanity has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." Tom Robbins