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  1. 02-21-2008, 03:57 PM #1
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    Wink I licked a puppy today

    ... Think I've got a hairball now ¬.¬

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    <+Keeper> Monks make the best guacamole..
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  2. 02-21-2008, 04:03 PM #2
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    Dude don't you know a puppy doesn't need you to lick him? He can lick himself quite adequate.
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  4. 02-21-2008, 04:41 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironforge Clan View Post
    Dude don't you know a puppy doesn't need you to lick him? He can lick himself quite adequate.
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  5. 02-21-2008, 04:51 PM #5
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    ..and then there's the joke:

    A man looks down at a dog licking himself, comments to his buddy, "Man, I wish I could do that." Buddy replies, "Well, doubt if he'd mind, but ya might pet him first just in case."

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  6. 02-21-2008, 05:02 PM #6
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    As long as you cuddle afterwards...

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    ..and then there's the joke:

    A man looks down at a dog licking himself, comments to his buddy, "Man, I wish I could do that." Buddy replies, "Well, doubt if he'd mind, but ya might pet him first just in case."

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  7. 02-21-2008, 05:10 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vizzini View Post
    As long as you cuddle afterwards...
    Local tavern rumors suggest that Bat guano makes an excellent aphrodesiac, and the occasional Small hard rod that many a bard carry around, for the kitties

    Espcecially those inferal ones that love to knock you on your back, pounce you, and bite really hard!

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  8. 02-21-2008, 05:29 PM #8
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    Just luv nibbles >:-D

    *DISCLAIMER* I am not a furry of any kind, and do not condone improper treatment of animals!

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    Espcecially those inferal ones that love to knock you on your back, pounce you, and bite really hard!

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  9. 02-21-2008, 08:59 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lufia View Post
    Local tavern rumors suggest that Bat guano makes an excellent aphrodesiac, and the occasional Small hard rod that many a bard carry around, for the kitties

    Espcecially those inferal ones that love to knock you on your back, pounce you, and bite really hard!

    in addition, splintered horn is also extremely potent. but should anyone wants to trump up the atmosphere, one can tie the subject up with a length of infernal chain. reports have it that the medium one should suffice.
    If you want to know why...
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  10. 02-22-2008, 12:55 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aranticus View Post
    in addition, splintered horn is also extremely potent. but should anyone wants to trump up the atmosphere, one can tie the subject up with a length of infernal chain. reports have it that the medium one should suffice.
    lol, i heard at the wavecrest inn that the Marilith Queen absolutely loves LARGE TWISTED SHRAPNEL...she especially loves it when insterted with a twist, i passed out from the mead before they could finish the story.

    bloody hell...
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  11. 02-22-2008, 11:21 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vizzini View Post
    Just luv nibbles >:-D

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    "Help keep the pet population down, have your pets spaded or neutered."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutous View Post
    "Help keep the pet population down, have your pets SPAYED or neutered."
    Thank you.
    I don't think you really meant to spade your pet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vizzini View Post
    ... Think I've got a hairball now &#172;.&#172;

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  14. 02-25-2008, 02:05 PM #14
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    Was it a Stunt Puppy?
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