Not mine my daughters

[Bredger]

please! marines all the way. nothing strikes fear in the hearts of men more than a marine... unless it's a female marine!

and even for the women they have the absolute best uniforms. and c'mon... even in the armed forces that matters! let's see, sailors... well, nco's still have those silly bellbottom pants and popeye hats. army... who really looks good in olive greeen? air force comes closest to looking okay but they still look too close to airline stewards/stewardesses.

after all, these (not the absolutely awesome accomplishment of deciding what is important to you and working your butt off to achieve it with courage and honor) are most important.

okay, okay... so the uniform is a close second in priorities!

semper fi kobold killer... definitely something to be proud of

Female Marines scare me, Army is pretty cool, Air force has the worst female uniforms with that wierd thing in the front of their pants. I swear they try to make the uniforms as unappealing as they can. As for the Navy, i cant even count how many uniform combinations they can wear. they can wear capes... CAPES!

[binnsr]

Bah! NAVY !!!!!!!!

You squids and your goat noises..



Gratz to KK on being an Army Dad! Hooah!
Go Army! Sink Navy!

[KoboldKiller]

Thank you all. I am very proud of her.

[Cowdenicus]

Female Marines scare me, Army is pretty cool, Air force has the worst female uniforms with that wierd thing in the front of their pants. I swear they try to make the uniforms as unappealing as they can. As for the Navy, i cant even count how many uniform combinations they can wear. they can wear capes... CAPES!

Didnt you know, every enlisted sailor..... well they think they are God.....

That being said, if anybody wants to explain to the poor girl a very accurate picture of the differences between enlisted and officers, this is the easiest way.


A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're are in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."

"You must be enlisted," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The man responded, "You must be an officer."

"I am", replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You are lost due to your own incompetence and negligence but you want to blame someone else. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."