I sincerely hope all of the people [eaten by cube] GET WHAT they are asking for
As a matter of fact I'll do ya one better.I'll offer the solution.
Make spells ALL spells NEUTRAL as GOD/Gary Gygax intended.
Make my Firewall cook the party member who isnt fast or smart enuf to move out of the way when i say FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!
Make my Cloudkill Actually KILL the party member to lazy to put on Proof against Poison.
Make my OTTOS dancing Sphere Send the entire ROW of our MIN/MAXER TANKS INTO A DANCING FRENZY because thier wisdom is like SIX.
Make Blade Barriers SHRED party members because the cleric was too lazy to communicate that he/she was dropping one.
and last but most importantly MY HASTE AFFECT THE MOBS TOO so we might POSSIBLY have TO STOP FOR HASTE INSTEAD OF PLOWING INTO THE MOBS SCREAMING HASTE HASTE HASTE!!!!!!!(also Haste should have a very bad drawback like in PnP I say Like EXHAUSTION after the affects wear off because of the toll it takes on a Charachter.
[eaten by cube]