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    Default Naked Dwarf Fist Fight Championship

    I was so bored the other night I decided to setup my own competition just to find out who is the beefiest dwarf in Argonnessen. Up for grabs for the winner is a bloodstone and 100 k Plat. This dwarf bashing extravaganza will be hosted by King's Blood on Sunday, December 16th, 9 pm EST at the Phoenix Tavern. Competitors will be randomly sorted out in branches until there is one single dwarf standing. The rules I have come up with are simple and I am open for more suggestions:

    - Absolutely no buffs or grubbing in the pit.
    - All contenders will be naked.
    - No weapons, strictly fist fighting.
    - Tripping and sundering allowed
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    sweet Ugonnadie will smoke everyone. self healing ok alex?
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    Stonebloods down.Does this mean that people need both fists up or will they be able to hold sheilds?

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    Oh and Ugonnadie's a noob :P

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    I hate you stone. ;p
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    Quote Originally Posted by alchilito View Post
    We may be opening lines for this lol my money right now is on Eyern Bru (if he signs up)
    Eyern better danged well show!!! I'll point my boy to this thread just in case he hasn't seen it yet!

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    Superbamm would own this - but wont be on at that time.

    Ill take on the winner for the title
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    Quote Originally Posted by alchilito View Post
    - Absolutely no buffs or grubbing in the pit.
    man, this here eliminates my warchanter. At 8th level, i doubt he'd win, but let me self buff, and i think i could at least make my presence known before i get beat down.

    Maybe you aught to do a special division for us dwarven warchanters

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    hm, I ought to bring in soulweeper, stunning one of you HP hores could be real fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by twix View Post
    Stonebloods down.Does this mean that people need both fists up or will they be able to hold sheilds?
    mano a mano amigo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamf View Post
    Superbamm would own this - but wont be on at that time.

    Ill take on the winner for the title
    lets work out an aussie-friendly schedule bammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick_robinsonchia View Post
    sweet Ugonnadie will smoke everyone. self healing ok alex?
    healers.....
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    It's too bad Quethon doesn't pvp.
    I'd pay to see that fight.
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    Roster updated.

    Some tough dwarfs are in.

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    So ugonnadie will be aloud to heal ? HMMM Does that mean i can take pots ?

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    Meet me behind the green tent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alchilito View Post
    lets work out an aussie-friendly schedule bammy
    some time before lights out......
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    Quote Originally Posted by twix View Post
    So ugonnadie will be aloud to heal ? HMMM Does that mean i can take pots ?
    no healing. the only magic you will have available will be an extended haste so you can duke it out faster.

    still waiting on a timeframe that fits Oz and Bammy.

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    Pssh no healing - im out. Why dont ya just throw it open not just smelly dwarves! Rage would love to throw down.
    Last edited by nick_robinsonchia; 12-11-2007 at 02:59 AM.
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    NOOOOOO Rage can go ...Well you know . Let me know the aussie friendly new time for this cause aussie time is my main playing time so that works for me .If you allow humans im gonna donkey punch rage so hard hell be a dwarf when im done :P

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