DDO T-Shirt Slogans

[BigBadBarry]

UPDATE 2 Feb 2009

Keeping this one...did win a TOTW afterall.



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Got some DDO T-Shirt slogans for you all...


"I did the Reaver on elite and all i got was this lousy +1 T-Shirt"
"Dwarves have more fun"
"I'm AFK"
"My other outfit is +5 Mithral Full Plate"
"I'm with the Kalashtar >>"
"I am Durks best kept secret"
"Looking for ham"
"Ghallanda Premium Ale...giving you back your mojo since 1244"
"DDO Tip #347 : Wait till the Beholder blinks"
"I know i've got my ghost touch here somewhere...argggghh"
"I'm Buffed!"
"Dont let the D-Door hit you on the way out"

Picture of Deathshade from Beyond the Grave with comment "Where did everyone go?" (Courtesy of CDG)

Post em if you come up with any...


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UPDATE : 29 November 2007
First of all thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread for making it Thread of the Week.

In good news, Jerry and the crew from DDOCast have volunteered to decide on the best DDO T-Shirts in their top 10 segment so be sure to listen in to DDOCast to hear which ones they think are worthy top 10 Tee's. I'd say there is still at least a day or two before they start to sort through em so keep posting...

You can find the excellent weekly podcast at www.ddocast.com

BBB

[Falco_Easts]

"Free Arlos!!!"

[ArkoHighStar]

got firewall

[markymarksta]

On me for Haste!

[GuitarHero]

Rogues Need Love, Too!

[DaveyCrockett]

"Wizards do it with Greater Penetration"

[Memnir]

"I Found Venn And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."

"Battle Clerics Do It With Divine Power!"

"Got Muck?"

"Smiters, Banishers, and Vorpals! Oh My!"

"This T-Shirt WAS My Best End Reward!"

[smodge13]

"you must have 20+ charisma, can i buy you a drink?"

"hug me for bard love"

[slumbering_dragon]

"I don't have a house in Stormreach, can I stay at your place?"

"I love Halflings"

"Can I look at your chest?"

"who's flaming balls are these?"

[buckler]

"Yark"

[Cashiry]

Front: I still play Dungeons and Dragons..... Back: Online, www.ddo.com
Front: I can do this all Night....... Back: DDO
Front: University of Stormreach, Eberron 16 DR..... Back: www.ddo.com
Front: ΔΔΟ(Greek alphabet) .....Back: www.ddo.com

Got DDO?
I was Cubed!
I Lost My Girlfriend to DDO
Beware: The Finger of Death
DDO: Building one Dungeon at a Time

[moorewr]

"Free Arlos!!!"

This gets my vote!

[BigBadBarry]

Agree that's a bewty!

Got a few more:

"This T-Shirt is narrated by Gary Gygax"
"Cmon CODOG...say or do something!"
"Dooooom!"
"Can I have your stuff?"
"I seem to have lost my cloak of invisibility. I put it down here somewhere"
"If I'm wearing this TShirt then I'm not doing a naked Tempest Spine run!"
"^^ Dwarven Thrower ^^"
"Hey buddy! Bullheaded gives me +2 to intimidate so backoff!"

Be careful where you wear this one:
"Looking for Group"

[Sillius]

"Trap?!! Oh well..."
"LFM : Need healing cleric or bard only" -> bah!
"What do you mean we didn't talk to the talking head??? -end of Von4"
"Oh please, help me ( girly voice )"
"Any shrine nearby?"

[Heafden]

"millions of elementals have danced under my balls and all I got was this tshirt"

[sheldie]

"Cmon CODOG...say or do something!"

I like this and offer the following:

(DMText): Prelate Vendisto perishes, blood and bile and vile oaths spilling from his lips.

[CDG]

"Hey where did all my Raid Loot Go?"

or

"Mini/Max'd - And Proud of It!"

[Jilliane]

PoP: Who is holding YOUR balls?

[BigBadBarry]

Keep em coming...might organise a top 10 at the end of the week...

[theweeman]

"if ya cant break it... anounce your trying to fix it"