DDO T-Shirt Slogans

[Hambo]

Check this one out:

http://www.cafepress.com/jaenne.95332311

[Mistinarperadnacles]

My offering:

[MrWizard]

Mine-

Loot First! Ask Questions Later!

Somebody pulled a Vorpal and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt

My halfling beat up your halfling

1's Happen

My other girlfriend is a 20

Have you ever seen a Monk wildly *** by three teenage girls? No monastery for me.
(from the movie stripes)

[kamimitsu]

"Don't forget to talk to Bruku."
"Don't forget to talk to Ungurz."

"***, I didn't have the quest!"
Derek, Hargo, Hargo, Delera = Thrall of the Necromancer

AFK 2 mins, wife aggro.

/death = poor man's teleport

"I forgot we had a rogue!"

[Extar]

Can't take credit for this one...

Live by the sword
Live a good long time.

[walsh]

i cant remeber who said this in a ts run a long time ago but

Feel the rath of my stinking cloud!!

[Kalari]

The women of DDO..

Now with a 30/70 female voice ratio


DDO chick-Yes Im real no you still cant touch em

Got an oops while teleporting dont look up!

Laying the smackdown in pink armor

No Zergs allowed

I put the Noob in Noobage

Will heal for plat

Squishy on board

100% Mom aggro

Bring world peace flay..er hug a kobold

DDO..because its better then doing housework

I make tasty hams tastier

I got hit with a blind invite; Now im stuck with him/her for life

Want fun/Tip over a dwarf in full plate

Got components?

I multiclass to soothe my split personalities

Palidin by day..Necromancing vixxen at night

I suffer from Rageaholism

You got powed by a girl

Does this armor make my butt look big?

WF friendly caster onboard

DDO turns Geeks to Leets

Warning heavy breather on voice chat

[Horrorscope]

"Another family filing for divorce... DDO."

"Harley Davidson - Stormreach"

"No, Durk Diggler really has a secret!"

I did like the: "My other shirt is +2 Mithral" one.

[Bekki]

can you say...Necro...

Here is some Diologue from the comic strip "Get Fuzzy".
between An owner (Rob Wilco): and his cat, (Bucky).

Bucky: "you literally could not be a bigger geek if you had a
dungeonmasters guide in your Hand."

Rob: Which edition? Because those new ones are Sweet!"

Bucky:"I do NOT stand corrected."

Rob: "I mean; Like My Charisma is like, Eighteen Double-Zero!"

[Borrigain]

"Some say the pen is mightier than the sword.....

I say F*** the pen, cuz you can DIE by the Sword!"

~ Dungeons & Dragons Online.



Borr.

Edit: Yeah, yeah, it's a Tom Arya quote, but it still fits

[Manling]

One large bone! Who wants two funk?


leadbelly

[MissErres]

front
"when is it time to smack a halfling"

back
"when he tells u your hair smells nice"

Soooo funny!

My 2 cents... Not mine originally, but can't remember where it came from...

I went outside once. The graphics weren't that great.

[DragonKiller]

Excuse me while I go solo the Queen

Loot Wh0re and proud of it

Does anyone have any level 3 spell components?

Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for I have a Greater Evil Outsider Bane Greataxe


Yea... Ok... so I don't make my living writing slogans

[Tarrasque]

Lot's of good stuff here. I think I read them all, sorry if I repeat one; but here a few ideas from me:

"I'm not a woman, I just play one in DDO."

How about just a large closeup of the torso of a kobold shaman in the middle of a Melf's animation (optionally with the caption:MELF)?

"I lack the conviction to turn some enemies."

"OLD SULLY'S", with an Old Sully's logo, whatever that is.

This has been mentioned, but my take on it -- "I'm the guy with the +5 Shock Heavy Repeating Crossbow" (without the Tip # and with "I'm" italicized.

... but my favorite so far is "Free Arlos!!!" (maybe take off the exclamation points and make it look like a political slogan, to be more tongue in cheek)

[MrWizard]

this thread should bive someone the impetus to just start a tshirt business....lol

[Brutous]

http://www.jinx.com/other_swag/stick....html?catid=81

[peryton99]

"I have a +5 Great Sword, need to hold it with two hands."
"Its a B#$tch comming off Haste"
"Otto's Disco Ball, Keeps everybody dancing"
"wwwwssaadddddwww"
"I survived The Tempest Road"
On front "TRAP!" On back "FOUND IT!"

[Thailand_Dan]

Warforged: Recommended by 5 out of 5 Rust Monsters

Forget Sanchez, Ever tried a Dirty Kobold?

[Kistilan]

"I'll play with your dwarf while your girlfriend is afk."

[DoctorWhofan]

My favourite so far is "Free Arlos" then on theback of the shirt put "and gather your party safely..." not exact words but still...


For me I think Print COYLE on a shirt with a huge flaming X accoss it. Thank you Thernal.

also:

I love Leather Underoos!
DDO: making the world safer one kobold at a time.
DDO is not MMO perfection, but I can see the word from Stormreach.

And personally for me: yes, I AM the Goddess, NOT QUEEN of Tempest's Spine!