DDO T-Shirt Slogans

[anatak]

front: "I was engaged once..." Back: "but I made my saving throw."

a picture of a Paladin with text over him, "What seems to be the problem ma'am?"

"If you can read this, I forgot to put my armor on... please tell me."

"Let's do it elite... I need the favor."

"DDO...OCD... ODD?"

"Real life... an unpleasant diversion from DDO."

"It's a CR what?!?!"

"Come on, we're all level 14's... What could possibly go wrong?"

[arcanehealer]

front: the haste symbol
back: if you have read this whole shirt then you are 50 yards behind the party unhasted

[kengsxr]

front--Who let the (ko)balds out
Back -- yark yark yark

[NickD44]

Got PoP?

[Vizzini]

Awesome!

Whatever you do, don't break THAT barrel.

[Petro]

[Tyrande]

"Fighter: I have been chasing claws and fingers all day and night and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

"Sorceress: I don't have the balls." (loaded for Reaver)

"Master Kai-Teng: Taste my Vorpal greatsword of Destruction!"

"Wizard: Taste my power with max empowered Disintegrate!" Back: "OOPS, OOM, any DVs left?"

"Cleric: OOM, on scrolls and wands now." Back: "Fighter: got restoration?"

[salmag]

"I'll go solo if I have to,
But it's more fun in a group."

"EAT MOR KOBAL!"

*holds Potion of Rage*
"Don't make me open this!"

"Nothing like some ROAST BOAR SHANK this early in the day..."

*Picture of Dwarf Female*
"Big girls need love too!"

"Bring back thongs"

[sirgog]

"Free Arlos!!!"

Saw someone wearing one in Sydney today.

"My other shirt is Mithril".

[arcanehealer]

don,t go tasty ham go kargon's tasy ham

[Zandorph]

Tasty Ham

vvvvvvv



Rogues hit it in the Rear




I Rescued Arlos and all I got was this Lousy +1 T-Shirt




Hey Baby, Want to jump on my Chaos Balls?




DDO: aggroing wives since may 2006



10 Raise Scrolls: 20kpp
20 Firewall Scrolls: 30kpp
30 Heal Scrolls: 50kpp
The only member left alive grabbing all stones and jumping into lava: priceless

[Dante99]

<pic of tank shrugging>
"What are these shrines you speak of?"

Fighters: The New Rogues

Kobolds no forget, Kobolds hate you forever

Will DV for Haste

Lets TOR it up

Gerald Goodblades is a LIAR!!!!!

<pic of a dwarf grabbing an elf by the shirt>
"Don't go into the Jungles of Khyber man!!! Its a trap!!!"

[arcanehealer]

it hasnt beenm posted on for sooo long so i will bring it back up
Im just in it for the chests

[ThrasherGT]

Front: Im <Rolls D20>

Back: Very pleased to meet You!
Thank You, Gary!
R.I.P Gary Gygax
DnD Forever!

[Bamf]

Saw someone wearing one in Sydney today.

"My other shirt is Mithril".

My Dad owns one of these shirts

I tried to talk him into buying a real chain mail t shirt to go with it

[deadmanet]

thanks guys...this thread made my day, and i couldnt even go past the 2nd page i was laughing so hard....will read rest later
when the wife wakes up, then might just put down a few of my own.

totw ftw! i say

[Grimdiegn]

I like "Jesus Saves.....and takes half damage!"

It's Jesus saves.... and takes no damage because he has evasion.

My personal favorite is "I brake for haste".

[deadmanet]

But, i finally made it thru them all...and i just had to add one that one of my guildmates said during a conversation about
farming ingredients in the shroud.

"You don't need completion to get the chests!" (Thanks for the lols Nessa!)

[Grayleaf]

''I can't heal you around corners!''

''Can I get a song?''

''Wait, I am still DLing''

''I HATE JUMPS''

''Lag...''

''Gotta go gang...Wife Aggro.''

''Anyone in group a Toaster?''

[nbhs275]

Finger of Death: Right between ring and index

Only a monk can wear sandals and look scary at the same time

"im a barbarian"
<back> for gods sake heal me!