front: "I was engaged once..." Back: "but I made my saving throw."

a picture of a Paladin with text over him, "What seems to be the problem ma'am?"

"If you can read this, I forgot to put my armor on... please tell me."

"Let's do it elite... I need the favor."

"DDO...OCD... ODD?"

"Real life... an unpleasant diversion from DDO."

"It's a CR what?!?!"

"Come on, we're all level 14's... What could possibly go wrong?"