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  1. 11-29-2007, 09:43 AM #141
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    Default Some Ideas

    Velah is SOOOOO STUPID!!!

    Shirts available in any size.
    Insert name of creature wanted.
    Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

    or

    Bards Rock!!!!

    Someone offered me a copper for my thaughts.....I had to put my two coppers worth in.....<------FRONT
    Somebody's making a copper and it's not me.<----BACK

    Ancient dwarven saying:
    You get a lot further in Stormreach with a kind word and a Great Axe, than with just a kind word.

    Drop group....your guild brothers need you.

    Girlfriend said it was her or DDO<----FRONT
    Sure gonna miss her............OK, not really. What quest we doing?<-----BACK

    Proud member of the DDO sleep deprivation society. Getting only 4hrs of sleep or less each night since February 2006.

    I HAD real life friends before DDO.<----FRONT
    Bah!!! Who needs them?<---BACK

    Work all day.....DDO all night.

    Give me DDO or give me death.

    On the 8th day Turbine created DDO.

    Restore Please?

    Paralizing Longbow of Pure Good-----150k plat on AH
    Ghost Touched Scimitar of Dispruption--------400k plat on AH
    Smiting Scimitar-------300k plat on AH
    +2 Vorpal Bastard Sword-------Accidentally posted with a 5k plat buyout.........Priceless

    All I could come up with on the fly. Thanks for the great thread idea. Was a fun read.
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  2. 11-29-2007, 11:11 AM #142
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    Deezafrabadoo ( whatever that kobald says in stormcleave at beginning.)

    Haste schmaste, i got your haste!

    My sword is huge!
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  3. 11-29-2007, 12:59 PM #143
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    Talking

    Ranger:
    Go ahead and run, you'll just die tired!
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  4. 11-29-2007, 02:07 PM #144
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    Paladins : Carrying your soulstone since 2006
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  5. 11-29-2007, 02:38 PM #145
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    DDO
    The other WOW meat.

    I am kidding!
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  6. 11-29-2007, 02:39 PM #146
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    "Tip #197: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the +5 Shock Heavy Repeating Crossbow."

    "Don't hate me just because I have a 34 CHA!"

    "Kobold. The OTHER other white meat."
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  7. 11-29-2007, 02:44 PM #147
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    Rogues like doing it from the back!!

    It's not the size of the sword.. It's the DPS that matters..
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  8. 11-29-2007, 04:56 PM #148
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    Some of these are not mine, but they go with it, and sorry, didn't take the time to quote you all.

    Druids do it with Nature
    Fighters do it with Feat
    Bards do it to the Beat
    Sorcerers do it more than Wizards, but not in as many ways
    Rogues do it from Behind
    Clerics should get paid to do it
    Barbarians do it in a Rage
    Rogues do it in Hiding
    Palidans do it with there hands

    Humans do it better but shorter
    Halflings do it under you
    Drow do it in the Dark
    Warforged do it with Fortification
    Elves do it without sleeping
    Dwarves do it in their armor

    Dex Fighters do it with Finesse
    Arcane Casters do it with Greater Penetration
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  9. 11-29-2007, 05:04 PM #149
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    Reminds of a few shirts I saw at Gencon.

    Pictures of a Long Sword, Short Sword and a Dagger:
    One way or another, someone is going to get stabbed!

    A variation of one mentioned earlier:
    Fireball. When you absolutley need to kill every mother ...... in the room!

    My entries:
    I am the Warforged Mother ...... Titan, B....! Your weapons cannot harm me!

    Warforge! Got DR?

    If you can't PVP, Fascinate!

    I want to ransack Merlask's/Tolero's chest.
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  10. 11-29-2007, 05:35 PM #150
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    Snick-Snack went the vorpal blade, killing you instantly
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  11. 11-29-2007, 05:36 PM #151
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    Dungeons and Dragons Online

    D&D for the FPSers
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  12. 11-29-2007, 05:44 PM #152
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    DDO.......It's not your dad's D&D

    Kobolds?.....We don't need no stinking Kobolds.

    If you can't stand the heat, stay away from Velah.
    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
    Go for the eyes Boo!
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  13. 11-29-2007, 06:09 PM #153
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    Will saves are for ugly people.
    Khyber: Sylphiel - Palladin lvl 16, Kettricken - Sorceress lvl 16, Namari - Cleric lvl 16, Xianpagne - Bard lvl 16, Tirla - lvl 16 melee sorc build, Miniminion - lvl 16 halfling dragon mark cleric, Nipontuck - lvl 16 barb, Hhannah Montanna 1/2ling bard, Minikett - lvl 16 Sorc, Kett - lowbie sorc
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  14. 11-29-2007, 06:10 PM #154
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    "rogue looking at party wipe says....Was i supposed to disarm that?"

    "who says i'm a loot *****?(while taking everything in sight)"

    +5 docent RR: halfing
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  15. 11-29-2007, 06:29 PM #155
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    Finger of Death: Your only ever 1 failed save from death

    Teammates: Incase you die

    Liquid Cleric<With a huge mound of potions underneath>

    Charisma: God made it your dump stat

    Intelligeants: Who needs it?

    Old dwarven proverb: The taller they are, the easier it is to hit them in the balls.

    Dwarven Women: The reason dwarven men drink.
    Aundair, New Khyber
    Alreck Gingerbarrel(15clr/1barb), Torrak Gingerbarrel(16 Brd), Oat(13 Rgr/3Ftr), Moxxy(16 Sor), Thorrac Gingerbarrel(6 Pal/1 Ftr) <<Current Toons>>
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  16. 11-29-2007, 07:39 PM #156
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    I think for intelligence it should be


    Intelligence: If we had any would we really attack this?
    http://www.fischart.com/assets/art/a...0/beholder.jpg

    or this

    http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/9501/stream.html
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    Rule 2: Its all small stuff
    Rule 3: People are stupid. You, me everyone... expect it
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  17. 11-29-2007, 09:55 PM #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siluss View Post

    Proud member of the DDO sleep deprivation society. Getting only 4hrs of sleep or less each night since February 2006.

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    Gold!!!, that made me spit coffee across my works Computer
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  18. 11-29-2007, 10:16 PM #158
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    "Giving people the finger since Mod 5."

    "Got Tasty Ham?"

    "Otto says: DANCE FOR ME MONKEEEEE!"

    "Your face almost made me fail a fear save!"

    "This pink shirt is actually a +5 Docent."

    that's all I have for now.
    Guild of X, Thelanis server (RIP Xoriat).

    Well dang, if I hadn't used my whole round eating this Twinkie, I could've walked around the corner and seen what all that screaming was about... oh well *munch*
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  19. 11-30-2007, 01:54 AM #159
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    Talking Random :)

    "I Roll 5 On A D4"
    "Got Group?"
    "Will Group For Ham"
    "Only Cool People Go On The Low Road"
    "Yeah, I Do Like Bubbling Brown Froth!"
    "Got Cleric?"
    "My Sarcasm Causes -15 Charisma..."
    "I Can See You Suffer From -30 Intelligence!"
    "Constructs Get All The Girls"
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  20. 11-30-2007, 03:41 AM #160
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    Lightbulb T-shirt slogan's

    "Live by the sword, Die by the sword"

    "Nothing beats fire wall fried kobold"
    "Mistakes are normal on the way to greatness".
    Pronto Surefoot,
    Proud Member of THAC0
    Ghallandra
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