DDO T-Shirt Slogans

[Chai]

DDO, based on Dungeons and Dragons, MADE IN WISCONSIN.

- Need to swap spells? - go to a tavern.
- Need to gain mana back? - go to a tavern and drink.
- Need to gain HP back? - eat tavern food.
- PVP? - its in the tavern.
- Went back in time to beat back the devil invasion? - All your allies are holed up in the tavern.
- The evil doers who kidnapped Nat's sister? - holed up in the other tavern.
- Drinking contest against team Beholder. - They are waiting for you in the tavern.
- You died? - The clerics who raise fallen heroes are in the tavern.

[Astraghal]

DDO, based on Dungeons and Dragons, MADE IN WISCONSIN.

- Need to swap spells? - go to a tavern.
- Need to gain mana back? - go to a tavern and drink.
- Need to gain HP back? - eat tavern food.
- PVP? - its in the tavern.
- Went back in time to beat back the devil invasion? - All your allies are holed up in the tavern.
- The evil doers who kidnapped Nat's sister? - holed up in the other tavern.
- Drinking contest against team Beholder. - They are waiting for you in the tavern.
- You died? - The clerics who raise fallen heroes are in the tavern.

Didn't the Sahuagin try to invade Korthos Village through the basement of the local tavern?

[Chai]

Didn't the Sahuagin try to invade Korthos Village through the basement of the local tavern?

Indeed, thats how the entire story begins. The airship crash lands, and the entire newbie training quest....you guessed it...leads to the tavern. Then they send you into the basement of the tavern after Drexelhand.

[CoasterHops]

Heres one:

THE PIT, it's the Pits!

For the Khyberians out there:

I only heal for 10k Plat.

[strath]

I hadn't read every page of the thread so some may be repeats, but here is my shot. I think I would own most of these

"Looking for Ham"

"Give me a good deal, this shirt is +20 to Haggle skill"

Front: "Tee-Shirt of Command" Back "OBEY"

Front "The Devourer will not feast on the souls of the innocent tonight." back: "Not on my watch"

"Grab my soul stone"

"Looking for Loot Drops"

"AFK"

"I roll twenties" (I think I have seen this one)

"My criticals are natural"

Picture of a treasure chest: "Stop staring at my chest"

"I got great booty the last night - DDO.COM"

On a tie die Tee-Shirt "Tee Shirt of Hypnotic Pattern"

A picture of a beholder, you can see a reflection of an attractive all female party in its eye. "Beauties in the Eye of the Beholder"

[Jendrak]

Considering everything going on right now:

EXPLOITER: it's not just a build anymore


and yes you should have a sense of humor

[Willibold]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

"Runaway,runaway" (thanks Phil Chappell, a mighty dm of yore)

" Choices: save pug or grab loot....."

"Clerics, designed to run slow so that Barbs can zerg ahead and die."

[Partydeluxe]

A picture of a beholder, you can see a reflection of an attractive all female party in its eye.
"Beauties in the Eye of the Beholder"

Not the first time I've heard it but the mental picture just got you +1

Could be a nice t-shirt you could actually wear! (instead of every other white-nerdy-comment-on-black-shirt.. ..shirt)


Still like this one best though:

[Willibold]

For the Khyberians out there:

I only heal for 10k Plat.


(harsh)

[Yvonnel-1]

my g-land prices have stabilized after the years, so i wanted my complete list on my shirt:

Wards / Cures:

D-ward: 5kPP /2+ ppl: 2kPP/person
poison immu/fom: 5kP
removes (blind,disease+): 3kPP
protev: 3kPP

Heals (mass):

light: 2kPP (2+ppl 1kPP/person)
medium: 4kPP (2k/person)
serious: 6kPP (3k/person)
crit: 8kPP (4k/person)
heal: 10kPP (7.5k/person)


other buffs on request, prices depend on symphaty


the shirt guy asked if i were stupid, since with WOT noone will even care to read, or die while doing

so i canceled my order


Yvo

PS: i got so rich, with my main i never understood why ppl say clerics are expensive!?

[Perspicacity]

PUGs: Lowering standards since 2004

[Zzevel]

LFG - Rouge needed!

(somebody had to!)

[Quetzacoala]

My suggestions:

Dual-Wielding Halflings

Party Sabotager: Grease and Sleet Storm FTW!

I Got Undying In Shroud!

Dual-Wielding Clubs of the Holy Flame FTW!

I Am A Tiefling In Disguise

Why Can't Necromancers Cast Raise Dead?

Melee Artificers-When will they get a prestige?

Secret Ally of Shavarath

Join the Cult of the Dark Six-We have cookies!

If the Silver Flame is good, why did they have me beat up the followers of the Host?

How was the Mindsunder in Korthos so weak yet able to control a dragon?

[NarakuSama]

*pic of fighter with GS greatsword all tiers fire in delerium*
who's up for a hombie?

[sdrocky]

"you make me wanna play ddoo, dddoo dddoooo oh my god"

[Willibold]

FRONT:Our marching order is.......
Back.......Run Away !!

[Midnightetak]

What about a somebody walking around in a shirt that says 'portable hole'? or perhaps 'my other car is an airship'

[WileyRose]

Just a few more for considerations...

"Who the Flame are you"
"Got BooBoo Aides"
"I don't chase...."
"Can you Invite me"
"Please Share with me"
"Things that make you go hmm... +5 Great sword : Race Req : Halfling"
"Halfling, The other ankle bitters"
"wait, dont **** them off... I need to kiss the wife good night"
"Got Cleric"

Picture of Hireling Flower.... Under her picture... Flower Power...

Nursery rhyme :
100 Bottles of healing pots.. 100 bottles of healing... you drink one down before you look around... 99 bottles of healing pots...

Picture with a half orc and dwarf talking at a bar.... The dwarf says... now, was your mother an orc or a human?

For all of us that have looked, laughed and returned to them...
A picture of the 3 outhouses in the Partycrashers.

[easyaction]

[Mathermune]

I'm not AFK, I'm grinding favor for House <surname>