Oh yeah, way off topic, here it goes. A myspace friend from Greeley, CO posted this as a bulletin. I scored a 35...ah well. What did you do?
The Sex Quiz
Body: Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
--Below 50 means you are fun in bed
--Below 25 means you are **** great in bed!
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 Ignore this one
-Subtract 3 This one too
-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month.
-Add 2 And this one, ignore
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.
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Thread: The Sex Quiz
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08-28-2007, 04:40 PM #1Community Member
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The Sex Quiz
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08-28-2007, 06:17 PM #2Founder
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hmm.. I get 41
where's the blushing emote?
haha
what are the missing ones though? too dirty for the forum? PM and i'll see if it modifies my score
Edit:
wait i screwed up.... I'm like "how did you get to 15? then i noticed you are supposed to start at 50, not 75 hahaha
so..yeah I'm... 41-25 = 16Last edited by Dariuss; 08-29-2007 at 11:18 AM. Reason: typo
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08-28-2007, 06:49 PM #3Community Member
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15 : )
Do they still count if you were drunk and it was all a bit blurry?
If not, 38. : (A friend will bail you out of jail.
A mate will be sitting in there beside you saying "**** that was awsome!!!"
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08-28-2007, 08:01 PM #4Community Member
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78, whoo!
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08-29-2007, 11:39 AM #5Community Member
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7
Did the math twice.
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08-29-2007, 11:50 AM #6Community Member
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Ok
I hit all the minuses except the Unmentionables and the same sex one. Thats like 10 or something.
What a past I've had!!!
(Been trying to be a good boy)
They should make a whole new rank for those of us hitting 10 & Under.
(Though ***** comes to mind & not because it rhymes with Bore...)Last edited by WolfSpirit; 08-29-2007 at 12:05 PM.
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08-29-2007, 11:52 AM #7Community Member
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4. Woulda been 2 if it weren't for that same sex kissinig part.
Am I a **** now?
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08-30-2007, 10:36 AM #8Community Member
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Originally Posted by cdbd3rd
Hmmm.... 12
Whaddya mean, "7"?
Hmph.
/Goes back to check math again.
BTW - The "more than 5" question means all at the same time, right?
12?
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08-30-2007, 10:37 AM #9Founder & Hero
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Hmmm.... XX edit: Nope, 7 here, too. Not sure where I missed the 5'er at, but paper seemes to work better than fingers and toes. (all puns intended, I'm sure.) Originally Posted by ehondajim
7
Did the math twice.
Whaddya mean, "7"?
Hmph.
/Goes back to check math again.
BTW - The "more than 5" question means all at the same time, right?
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08-30-2007, 06:45 PM #10Community Member
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You bunch of F'in freaks. Good for you. I just need to catch up...well, I can -5 quickly by using the "record" feature on my camera phone on the next first or second date....
Ok, the missing questions. I'll try to make them forum friendly and this will change some scores....
-2 If you have...[Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine] (best I can do)
-3 If you have ...used your finger/hand on someone's *ahem* lower region
+2 If you have never [Involves you in a room by yourself with a dirty magazine....only read the articles I guess]
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08-31-2007, 11:52 AM #11Founder
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Ok I am down to 11 then Originally Posted by Jerevon
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08-31-2007, 11:57 AM #12Community Member
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Now I'm down to 2 Originally Posted by Dariuss
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09-06-2007, 10:09 PM #13Community Member
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2 for me.
Gotta go Wifes home........
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09-07-2007, 07:22 AM #14Community Member
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Okay, how naughty am I?!? lol Final Score: 2
Final Score: 2 Yeah, I'm a fiend. LOL
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09-11-2007, 04:12 PM #15Founder
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-69!
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10-03-2007, 06:32 PM #16Community Member
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scored a 10 according to your little test.
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10-09-2007, 07:10 PM #17Community Member
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i got a 10 and my wife got a 0 guess that how it is these days
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10-12-2007, 12:16 PM #18Community Member
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I ended up with a 14. Yes, I'm a freaky freaky freeeeeek.
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10-12-2007, 12:47 PM #19Founder
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I'm confused how actions completed equates to performance in bed. Wouldn't it be better to include questions that contain time? Such as, add points if you get off in under 10 minutes or something. A person could, in theory, have a score of 0 but can't last longer then 30 seconds. Or, a male could have a score of 0, but have a member that is sub-par.
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10-14-2007, 04:39 AM #20Community Member
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Originally Posted by Jerevon
down to a 5.
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