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    Default Riddle me this Batman

    Why must a WF eat Healing Oil but drink Mana Oil...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knightrose View Post
    Why must a WF eat Healing Oil but drink Mana Oil...

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    Different tubes?
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    Healing oil is more coagulated.
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    The chunkiness of the healing balms and oils requires us to force it into our systems with pressure. It just so happens that the act of "chewing" on it performs such an action and is an accepted gesture to keep the flesh folk happy in the taverns. It appears that rubbing it into our bodies might be taken the wrong way by certain folks who are intolerant of motions that are remotely promiscuous *Glares at the paladins*.
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    Its kinda like you don't want to put transmission fluid where the brake fluid goes and vice versa.

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    Correction: WF use Healing Balms. Think of it a buffing compound for your car/boat/RV. It gets all the scratches out.

    As to why they drink tonics/oil? Where else you gonna put it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Bombardier View Post
    Correction: WF use Healing Balms. Think of it a buffing compound for your car/boat/RV. It gets all the scratches out.

    As to why they drink oil? Where else you gonna put it?
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    Because it has chunks of old warfrogs in it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by phinius View Post
    Because it has chunks of old warfrogs in it?
    Is that why the Rapid Healing Balm is now green? Poor Kermit the Warfrog...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Bombardier View Post
    Is that why the Rapid Healing Balm is now green? Poor Kermit the Warfrog...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Bombardier View Post
    Is that why the Rapid Healing Balm is now green? Poor Kermit the Warfrog...
    I would roll a warfrog only if that name was available and the implemented the /lfp emote (looking for piggy). But I suppose the /lfh would still work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aesop View Post
    <Classic Kermit the Frog>Why are there so many songs about <sound of a blender and screaming puppet>...


    <announcer> due to unforseen circumstances the part of kermit the frog will be played by Isaac Hayes

    <Isaac Hayes> come on baby let's make sweet love under the rainbow mmm yeah


    ...sorry must be tired

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    10w30 is easier to drink than 100w300 which is what a healing balm is. Warforged dont have teeth so we have to gum it down.
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    All over the humans that annoy us like Bumblebee did.
    ironhide lubricated all over the human

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    Quote Originally Posted by steelblade View Post
    ironhide lubricated all over the human
    Could have sworn it was Bumble. Oh well, i'll wait for the DVD release.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad_Bombardier View Post
    Correction: WF use Healing Balms. Think of it a buffing compound for your car/boat/RV. It gets all the scratches out.

    As to why they drink tonics/oil? Where else you gonna put it?
    You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If you're gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missing Minds View Post
    Could have sworn it was Bumble. Oh well, i'll wait for the DVD release.
    I coulda sworn it was Bumblebee too, that "lubricated" on the government guys.
    Ironhide was the one that got "lubricated" by the dog

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