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  1. 09-20-2007, 02:02 PM #1
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    Default An interview with Chuck Norris

    Tribute to Chuck Norris
    ***chime in funky show tune music***

    Rameses- - Good evening and welcome to Stormreach Live 24/7. I am, Rameses and I am honored to be in the same forum as the Chuck Norris. So without further ado... please help me welcome Mr. Chuck Norris.

    ***crickets chirping***

    Rameses- Oops forgot this is a server forum and no real audiance.
    Rameses- Welcome Mr. Norris and thank you for your time.
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    My thanks sir. You shall see me soon enough. Perhaps outside my harbor abode.
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    Rameses- Chuck what have you been up to lately. Everyone is dieing to know.
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    That might deserve its own thread
    Rameses-Seriously, everyone missed you after your last hiatus. The forums just were not the same.
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    Better just let this one die bro.
    Rameses- Fair Enuff. So, whats with the beard and the laser eyes? Do they add or detract from the man known as Chuck?
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    I sense blood. Go laser-eye powers!
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    Adamantine beard powers, activate.
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    BAMMMMMMM!!!!
    Rameses-I'll consider that a warning shot.
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    I didn't know you knew that phrase
    Rameses-Chuck what is the story between you and the fiendish cad known as Aspenor? Seems that you have him out gunned somedays and other days he pwns you.
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    That seems to be the question on everyone's mind!
    Rameses-Does Aspenor PWN you?
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    That's definitely a ****ing lie. And definitely you're ****ing concession.
    Rameses-Aspenor seams to have quite the militia backing him.
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    Asp surrenders to his feminine side at the sight of a cute skirt and delicious chocolaty treats. They'll go to your thighs Asp.
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    The Beard never forgets!
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    Who needs the military? I just own lots of guns.
    Rameses-Well we are about out of time here Mr. Norris. We have a caller that wanted to ask you a question. Hello Caller.. Go ahead.
    ***dead line***
    Rameses-Looks like our caller might have wanted to ask about the Lessah and Cayrie affair going on. But your agent said we shouldn't discuss this.
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    Either way, that's an awful line.
    Rameses-Seriously. Is Lessah and Cayrie such a sore subject for you?
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    That's one.
    Rameses-Do you consider yourself a Don Juan with the ladies?
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    Personally, I'd compare myself to Carl Weathers at every opportunity.
    Rameses-So back to Lessah and Cayrie. Is it true you stood them up?
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    I was on at 9 EST.
    Rameses-So you showed up but didn't make the connection?
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    Exsqueeze me?
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    No ****ing way
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    BAMMMMMMM!!!!
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    Better just let this one die bro.
    Rameses-Well it appears that is all the time we have. Thank you to everyone viewing this and a special thank you to Mr. Chuck Norris for such fantastic quotes.
    Rameses-as always...
    Rameses-I am, Rameses!

    ***chime in funky show music***
    (LISTEN): 'in the back ground behind the music you hear' Ah by the gods get me a Cleric! Why did he have to hit me in the face? Is that a tooth? Aww I'm too young and pretty to be mutilated by a beard that devistating. Wheres' my Cleric!!!! /fade
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  2. 09-20-2007, 02:28 PM #2
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    Talking I can

    speechless
    "People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It's in a glass jar on my desk.” Stephen King
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  3. 09-20-2007, 02:28 PM #3
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    Default I can't believe he agreed to an interview....

    lmao
    "People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It's in a glass jar on my desk.” Stephen King
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  4. 09-20-2007, 02:31 PM #4
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    I am no doubt a fiendish cad. Aspenor is amused Well done my halfling friend. That must have been one tough interview to get!
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  5. 09-20-2007, 02:36 PM #5
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    LMAO Well done
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  6. 09-20-2007, 02:46 PM #6
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    bored at work much?
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  7. 09-20-2007, 02:47 PM #7
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    Default Not bad at all!

    BAAAAMMMMMM!!!! Lots time of on someones hands make for good fun!
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  8. 09-20-2007, 02:58 PM #8
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    Someone really missed being able to log on to the game lol....
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  9. 09-20-2007, 03:05 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lorien the First One View Post
    Someone really missed being able to log on to the game lol....
    Going stir crazy really.
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  10. 09-20-2007, 03:10 PM #10
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    Arrow wow

    this interview had given me a insight to chuck i never had before, it caused me to be misty eyed and i felt a real conection, chuck and rameses thanks so much for spending the time to touch me in a deep and meaning full way!!!



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  11. 09-20-2007, 03:26 PM #11
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    god i hope you get your laptop back soon
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  12. 09-20-2007, 03:29 PM #12
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    Default Omg...

    ROFL... omg... I had to step away from my desk I wa laughing so hard...LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Ram hun THANK YOU!

    OMG priceless

    See ya in Stomreach,

    -R
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  13. 09-20-2007, 03:32 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rowanheal View Post
    See ya in Stomreach,

    -R
    Uh... maybe in 3-6 weeks... oh the torture.

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    This is certainly a thread to remember. I think a proper interview is in order.
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  15. 09-20-2007, 03:38 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rameses View Post
    I will be, Rameses in 3-6 weeks!
    fixed
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  16. 09-20-2007, 03:40 PM #16
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    Default ohhhh good good idea...

    Ummm Ram....

    Sorry

    See ya in Stormreach in 3-6 weeks

    In the meantime you could come on the podcast and vent your twisted mayhem on the airwaves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozoro View Post
    fixed
    I loath you.
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  18. 09-20-2007, 03:43 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rameses View Post
    I loath you.
    in all seriousness, the guild misses you. and i feel dirty even saying that. i need to go shower. care to join me? rameses? jelek? cayrie? cant belive im stooping this low, khes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozoro View Post
    in all seriousness, the guild misses you. and i feel dirty even saying that. i need to go shower. care to join me? rameses? jelek? cayrie? cant belive im stooping this low, khes?
    Don't lie, you don't shower.
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    Will you run quests with Chuck when you return? Everyone's doing it lately.
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