Need a challenge? Try this...

[BlueLightBandit]

//begin joke

Tired of not having new content?

Bored of killing the same old things every day?

Need something fun and exciting that is unmistakably different?

Only have twele minutes before you grab wife-aggro?

Then we're the guild for you. Zergs R Us, the all-zerging guild.

That's right, you heard it folks, every player in our guild is gonna zerg on you.

We don't wait for buffs, we don't stop for clerics, we don't shout "Hjeel!" Heck, we don't even have time at the end of the quest to check the completion time, we've got more quests to zerg through.

Permadeath guilds are for careful people who like to think and plan their strategy out, and are nancy-boys afraid of dying. Zergs R Us guilds are for hilarious people who laugh in the face of death, laugh at their 13 negative levels, and just deal with things as they are and don't complain about them. In fact, we not only laugh at everybody else, we laugh at each other too... "No caster and no rogue? No problem, we've got grease clickies." "He's okay, he doesn't need a heal, he's got evasion."

If you don't want to heal that melee rogue, you don't have too... that's just one less body between the cleric and the mobs. If you want to save your wands to use until after the fight is over, we're cool with that, we all come equipped with 100 or so of every pot imaginable... just try keeping up with us when we self haste and drink on the run.

Bragging about our time on the forums? Unheard of, we don't post on the forums... there's no way to type and kill at the same time there. Stop to pick up your stone? Sure, if it's on the way to the next shrine. Need an extra smiter? I've got seven I can't use... here ya go. Now let's GO!

So grab your bard and sing on the run, cause we're not gonna slow down for anybody. Besides, we'll prolly complete the quest before you're done buffing yourself. Heck, we've done Stormcleave Elite at lvl 5, and the whole VoN's series in under an hour. Why? Because rez shrines are infinite and heal pots are cheap when you have 5 capped characters.

So there you have it folks... Need a challenge, and aren't afraid of a little dying here and there? (It's only a flesh wound!?!) Try your hand at one of Sarlona's exclusive Zerging guilds and see how you do, unless... of course... you're too chicken.

//end joke

The names and identities of the real All-Zerging guilds and guild members have been changed to protect the meek and unaware. Just um... don't read my signature then.

[CoolHand_Luke]

Sign me up.. sounds like fun!!!

[Yvonne_Blacksword]

/love

We are recruiting?...

[Dexxaan]

Lies! Zerg Schmerg.

I remember back at Pugging with you old friend (Neighbor at the time.... I'm overseas now Mr. Piedmont).... u never zerged. Hell, of course I wouldn't know myself since I was either running my self contained combat-buff-heal Toon Gregorius or later with Bruttus....and both would usually outrun you yes?

Good seeing you r still in game Dominici. I'll be back in a few more weeks..after a certain Ship drops off my home-goods (desktop mainly) and I can rejoin Sarlona Life.

[AEschyl]

what??

i thought everyone here role played...

where am i?

[Knightrose]

I roleplay a mentally ******** Warforged Barbarian.

Think of Lenny from of Mice and Men.

BANG!!!

[teddok]

Very intresting. Very very intresting.

[5footStep]

u talk to much to be a tru zerger...

only thing I should be hearing is screaming of dying mobs, an occasional *grunt*, and some guy who got stuck in a loading screen occasionally whining .. 'where are you? dang.. missed the haste again'

youre not zerging if your lips aren't flapping against your earlobes due to excessive acceleration.

[teddok]

u talk to much to be a tru zerger...

only thing I should be hearing is screaming of dying mobs, an occasional *grunt*, and some guy who got stuck in a loading screen occasionally whining .. 'where are you? dang.. missed the haste again'

youre not zerging if your lips aren't flapping against your earlobes due to excessive acceleration.

haha if you were truly a good zerger the only sound you should hear is the body's of your Foe's as the hit the floor. They shouldn't even have time to screem.

[VonBek]

He's persistent. The first version of this guild WAS permadeath. Didn't work out. Never give up, Dom.

[moops]

Wow. . .No NSR jokes?
Could it be that our reputation has, gasp, changed?

[Katrina]

I roleplay a mentally ******** Warforged Barbarian.

Think of Lenny from of Mice and Men.

BANG!!!

Wait....... your roleplaying?!
p.s. thanks for the mauls manny! URULE!

//begin joke

Tired of not having new content?

Bored of killing the same old things every day?

Need something fun and exciting that is unmistakably different?

Only have twele minutes before you grab wife-aggro?

Then we're the guild for you. Zergs R Us, the all-zerging guild.

That's right, you heard it folks, every player in our guild is gonna zerg on you.

We don't wait for buffs, we don't stop for clerics, we don't shout "Hjeel!" Heck, we don't even have time at the end of the quest to check the completion time, we've got more quests to zerg through.

Permadeath guilds are for careful people who like to think and plan their strategy out, and are nancy-boys afraid of dying. Zergs R Us guilds are for hilarious people who laugh in the face of death, laugh at their 13 negative levels, and just deal with things as they are and don't complain about them. In fact, we not only laugh at everybody else, we laugh at each other too... "No caster and no rogue? No problem, we've got grease clickies." "He's okay, he doesn't need a heal, he's got evasion."

If you don't want to heal that melee rogue, you don't have too... that's just one less body between the cleric and the mobs. If you want to save your wands to use until after the fight is over, we're cool with that, we all come equipped with 100 or so of every pot imaginable... just try keeping up with us when we self haste and drink on the run.

Bragging about our time on the forums? Unheard of, we don't post on the forums... there's no way to type and kill at the same time there. Stop to pick up your stone? Sure, if it's on the way to the next shrine. Need an extra smiter? I've got seven I can't use... here ya go. Now let's GO!

So grab your bard and sing on the run, cause we're not gonna slow down for anybody. Besides, we'll prolly complete the quest before you're done buffing yourself. Heck, we've done Stormcleave Elite at lvl 5, and the whole VoN's series in under an hour. Why? Because rez shrines are infinite and heal pots are cheap when you have 5 capped characters.

So there you have it folks... Need a challenge, and aren't afraid of a little dying here and there? (It's only a flesh wound!?!) Try your hand at one of Sarlona's exclusive Zerging guilds and see how you do, unless... of course... you're too chicken.

[FONT=Garamond][COLOR=DarkSlateGray] //end joke

What you've described is NSR's playstyle
'If you don't have 30% striders and a class speed boost, your gonna get left behind' :P
WWWWwweeeEEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!!! Nekked Sloshed Rushers!

[Yvonne_Blacksword]

My cleric had to get the Mark of Passage to even see a live MOB...

Now she sees one or two...

Dom must be slippin'.

Juin: Gather for a...never mind...
Rest of guild from 2 screens away: What?

[nedpowers386]

OMG - too funny!!! Soooo needed this!

Thanks, OP!

[JUMPMASTER]

I like your style.... high speed, low maintenance....