Fav things to do at work

**PaintHorseCowboy** · 08-25-2007, 01:18 AM

STHFU!

DILLIGAF?

BOHICA!

Scar does NOT work for the military! He works for DOD, thus the propogation of said Accronyms. With his slipshod word, it's no wonder we have a big CF.

Leave it to a danged DAC. Takes his job as SOSDD which leads all of us into one big SNAFU after another.

One of these days he'll realize I'M really the HDHIC.

POC for this notice is undersigned at DSN 111.111.1111

**lostinjapan** · 08-25-2007, 02:09 AM

Oh my, it is so obvious to me (and to anyone military/spouse or previously military/spouse) that you are one of us.

Make sure you practice good OPSEC and use COMSEC when dealing with classified information. SIPRNET is the only appropriate place for this data. Scar could potentially be a leak so only release DECL info to him.

We aren't some CLEA! We are the USAF (USMC/USA/USN/etc.)!

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 02:56 AM

lol.. I am so NOT military.. besides the fact that I was dating (i.e. screwing) a Major's fiance (she was the daughter of the base CFO) during my FU Tech courses and the runner of illegal substances for my officers... it is SO obvious that I lack the moral fiber to be a soldier, it's not even comedic

Lets just say besides my 3 inch groupings while running at 300 metres and my spooky ability to get in trouble and yet survive, I'd be nigh useless to any military application imaginable...

other than that, my only recognizeable skill is being a forum troll and a sensate

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 02:58 AM

oh yeah... I know spooky stuff... and can be quite squirrley

nuff said

**lostinjapan** · 08-25-2007, 03:01 AM

I meant PaintHorseCowboy. I knew you (Scar) either weren't or you were **** good at hiding it.

**~Jules921** · 08-25-2007, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

Snippage...

Answering "how are you today" questions... "great its almost Friday" and on Friday with a "Great it's Almost Monday."

...snippage...

I always answer in relation to my work week, which starts on Wednesday.

Wedesday = Monday
Thursday = Tuesday
Friday = Wednesday (hump day)
Saturday = Thursday
Sunday = Friday
Monday = Weekend
Tuesday = Weekend

So considering that I'm still on Friday (haven't slept yet

) its Wednesday and hump day and will be until 8am when I get off work

and when I leave work on Monday morning - it will be TGIF - see simple

Jules

**Uamhas** · 08-25-2007, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

lol.. I am so NOT military.. besides the fact that I was dating (i.e. screwing) a Major's fiance (she was the daughter of the base CFO) during my FU Tech courses and the runner of illegal substances for my officers... it is SO obvious that I lack the moral fiber to be a soldier, it's not even comedic

Lets just say besides my 3 inch groupings while running at 300 metres and my spooky ability to get in trouble and yet survive, I'd be nigh useless to any military application imaginable...

other than that, my only recognizeable skill is being a forum troll and a sensate

did he just claim 3 inches???
roflmmfao
TMI!

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by seancrane2

did he just claim 3 inches???
roflmmfao
TMI!

I'm not a bad shot... but if yer getting all innuendoish well... hmmm...

**PaintHorseCowboy** · 08-25-2007, 11:05 AM

Oh yeah, you're so right about my being military.

I did post a picture in the "I'm still sick of you thread" somewhere around page 6 with me "doing my thing". It's a nice shot taken by my copilot and you can see Fallujah, Iraq, in the background through the side window. I even had my smoke visor up for some reason so you can actually see my face in that one. Strange since I almost always have it down during daylight flights, even while wearing my sunglasses. Guess it must've been a good day.

So if you want to play accronym wars, I'm game.

**Deadslug** · 08-25-2007, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

I read an article about someone who liked to wear Red Shirts and then visit Target on their lunch hour... when a customer would ask for help the person said they'd keep on walking, balatantly ignoring the customer... from my understanding, she/he had seen a lot of folkes running to thne store manager complaining about this person, thinking they were a really rude employee

What we find out over time is, that it doesn't really matter what color shirt you wear at the target near me. I go to target in my Eagles Jersey and idiots still stop me asking me for help? "LOOK LADY!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY KEEP YOUR STUPID SON IN THIS STORE!!!!! STOP ASKING ME IF I CAN HELP YOU FIND IT. I'M NOT TARGET SECURITY, AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU SAW A STRANGE MAN WALKING OUT OF THE STORE WITH IT."
I mean honestly, they have more than enough employees working there to help with keeping shoplifting down. Sheesh.

I'm 19037 and that's what I think.

**Deadslug** · 08-25-2007, 11:58 AM

I AM ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I like shooting my big gun.
I like reporting ridiculous things that aren't really happening.
I like it when people call my office expecting me to be their own personnal switch board operator, "Hey man, what't the phone number to *****?) I like to give them the phone number to our commanding officer's stateroom.
I like to stop random people that don't "officially" work for me, and give them random stupid taskings just to see if they'll do them.
I like to kick my employees off the computer where they are doing work so I can surf the DDO and Umberhulk forums.

I'm 19037 and that's what I think.

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

oh yeah... I know spooky stuff... and can be quite squirrley

nuff said

Ok.. I'm going to quote ME

Wanna know the scariest thing ever? And I'm not talking about Ebola Terrorists or anything... I'm going to talk about the Meanest critter on Earth... it creates huge polltion, feeds you pus daily and is turning everyone into Zombies!!!! And it's all true... this creature exists and it means to take over the world...

...

This monster is... The Cow!!!!!!!!!!!

How does this critter plan our inevitable extinction? Easily...

One... it eats it's own! Yes you heard it... cows purposely eat their own dead to create Prions (dead protein cells that cannot be destroyed, can remain inert in your body indefinitely, yet at will self-activate and attack your brain!!), that will turn you into a Zombie (Mad Cow Disease...hmm.. who do you think gave it that name...huh?... not Pinky and the Brain...uh uh).

Two... the Cow is a Steroid Using Drug Fiend!! It purposelly takes tons of steroids so it's udders can get all infected and pus filled, and then when milked by the unsuspecting farmer... Evil Pus Cheese is created!!! And this Evil Pus Cheese is laden with steroids, that has altered us human so seriously taht male infertility and baldness are increasing 200 fold since the 1970's!!!

Three... As Reagan warned us in the 80's... cows are the largest emitters of methane gas!!!! Global warming man... what more can I say.

So, as I pointed out. The Cow is EVIL

This simple appearing beast is the Devil Incarnate. He is purposely turning us into Pus Eating, Sterile, Zombies that will eventually be it's servant race when the World turns as Hot as Hell

Beware the cow

**gorloch** · 08-25-2007, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by PaintHorseCowboy

I did post a picture in the "I'm still sick of you thread" somewhere around page 6 with me "doing my thing".

I didn't think they let you post that kind of stuff here.

PIXA

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by gorloch

I didn't think they let you post that kind of stuff here.

PIXA

Can we say "Pony Show"?

**gorloch** · 08-25-2007, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

Can we say "Pony Show"?

So many directions I could take this but I think it would be better if I didn't.

PIXA

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by gorloch

So many directions I could take this but I think it would be better if I didn't.

PIXA

Oh Pixa... you're holding back.... awwww thats so cute

**gorloch** · 08-25-2007, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

Oh Pixa... you're holding back.... awwww thats so cute

I am only holding back because I do not like leaving incriminating evidence behind. Now if we were having a verbal conversation I would not hold back anything.

PIXA

**~Jules921** · 08-25-2007, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by gorloch

I am only holding back because I do not like leaving incriminating evidence behind. Now if we were having a verbal conversation I would not hold back anything.

PIXA

That and the infraction points may get you banned for a bit.

Jules

**Scarsgaard** · 08-25-2007, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Jules921

That and the infraction points may get you banned for a bit.

Jules

lol.. I doubt Gorloch would get banned... all I figure'd occur would be several NC17 movies and a cartoon sequel

**gorloch** · 08-25-2007, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by Scarsgaard

lol.. I doubt Gorloch would get banned... all I figure'd occur would be several NC17 movies and a cartoon sequel

Oh god bad visuals.

PIXA

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