My Thread

[Wotansdottir]

YAWN! Because we all know on Xoriat everyone was perfect, priced items fairly, ran elite quests with no death , had perfect builds, and was just uber-leet.

Sounds like paradise. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz

I'm sorry, were you ranting about something, I seemed to have dozed off.

UNICORN here you are free to post whatever you want. Here's our thread.

Lizzy, thank ya.

In the meantime, I have 2 minutes before I have to leave to teach midgets, so here's a story.

OMG, there was this one time, on Thelanis, where I ran with this group and they were so bad OMG and I was just like OMG people why don't you know how to use a heal wand and the guy was like I'm a barbarian OMG. And I said why don't you use pots mid fight and he said I do but I have 400 HP so I said OMG! So I smacked him upside the forehead for being so st00pidz for playing a worthless character that takez all the aggr0 and can't even heal themselves OMG so then this other time, I was going to do some questing and I needed to PUG and OMG don't you so always hate pugz, they are like the magnet for the worstest people ever but then I know that I'm the bestest so there. So this one guy did something n00bish and I was like d00d just stop wasting my time and OMG learn how to play the game already and the d00d was like OMG I would if I could just find someone to help me and so I was like ok d00d here's your sign. *ding* I don't have time for that.

Or, I can tell you the REAL story. I thought all this server merge personality difference stuff was BS until... well... today I guess. On the actual game, I notice no difference.

Uni, thanks for keeping it real. You might not remember me but I remember the very first quest I ever ran with you. VON 4, the first time I learned how to ZERG, with you and Dorune. Even then you were about helping people out. This is the Thelanis way, I don't care who your mom is or where your cousin stays or *** server you "came" from. I hope we never change.

And I was a little bit slack jawed about the comment of "****ing" on 1st amendment rights in the "other" thread. Uni, you're an ex-serviceman, aren't you? I'm pretty sure nobody would DREAM of "****ing" on your 1st amendment rights, as you so eloquently put it. If you want to talk about respect for military service men and women, just throw a stone in any direction on our server and in a five-foot radius you'll meet one, or someone who is married to one, or whose sister is one, father died serving, etc. I am not as good a person as they are and have been. Yes, you're free to say whatever you want, but Good GOD. Saying you're a little bit tired of negative attitudes is a LITTLE different than censorship or disrespecting our fallen servicemen and women who gave all while some gave none. But, again, perspective.

Here's my little corner. Don't defecate on it please.

And am I the only one that realizes that the people everyone is wailing about... don't even read the forums??!?? They really don't. Seriously... they don't. They don't! *sigh*

S

[Arlith]

OMG, there was this one time, on Thelanis, where I ran with this group and they were so bad OMG and I was just like OMG people why don't you know how to use a heal wand and the guy was like I'm a barbarian OMG. And I said why don't you use pots mid fight and he said I do but I have 400 HP so I said OMG! So I smacked him upside the forehead for being so st00pidz for playing a worthless character that takez all the aggr0 and can't even heal themselves OMG so then this other time, I was going to do some questing and I needed to PUG and OMG don't you so always hate pugz, they are like the magnet for the worstest people ever but then I know that I'm the bestest so there. So this one guy did something n00bish and I was like d00d just stop wasting my time and OMG learn how to play the game already and the d00d was like OMG I would if I could just find someone to help me and so I was like ok d00d here's your sign. *ding* I don't have time for that.

Like OMG!!! Valley girl DDO!!!!! Gag me with Murland's Spoon!


LMAO!! TY TY TY

[Wotansdottir]

Like OMG!!! Valley girl DDO!!!!! Gag me with Murland's Spoon!


LMAO!! TY TY TY

You are very welcome, and thus, you have permission to post on MY THREAD. Have a, like, totally awesome and radical day!!!

[Scarsgaard]

There was this time, in elf camp...where I shoved this dagger...

***tip toes away after shoving squishy slugs in Seacranes shoes***

[Wotansdottir]

There was this time, in elf camp...where I shoved this dagger...

***tip toes away after shoving squishy slugs in Seacranes shoes***

ROFL... Hello Scar, you also have permission to post in my thread. Now go forth brave one to sheathe your dagger in the bodies of many more evildoers and have a great day!

[incubo]

Hi Erda!

Here is my post for servicemen. Welcome to my old home of 4 1/2 years of Naval service...
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3...o/75Strike.jpg

[Lizzybrat]

Well I *was* going to post in your thread Erda but now it has Incubo cooties.. ewwwwwwwwww!!

[incubo]

Well I *was* going to post in your thread Erda but now it has Incubo cooties.. ewwwwwwwwww!!

Then you were infected a long time ago.

[Wotansdottir]

Then you were infected a long time ago.

I love you both equally, I just talk to Incubo a whole lot more on the phone!

Now! 100% clean and mud free,

Erda

And you BOTH have permission to post in this thread. I promise I won't even tell you you have no business being here or go somewhere else. Come, come to the Erda Machine!!! *purr.... purr*

[Scarsgaard]

***Scar's mind is near blank as he types***

Smelling the air, I can feel the deranging of my life like a tangled train meeting cliff's edge. No footnote here, nor something tangible withing the drivel of my nervous eyes and slightly twitchy hands... nothing to stop me from reaching across my neck and strangling someone or screaming at the tops of Kilimanjaro... except in this moment my mind goes blank...

***here comes Johnny in again, with liquor n'drugs***

And, all I hear above Iggy is the twitching fan... air con that don't work and bleedin 'ell I need a smoke...

Stupid day to quit smoking

[Jundak]

Stupid day to quit smoking

Ugh...good luck, Bro. I've cut my smoking down to a pack every five days. I'll be damned if I don't smoke more often while playing this ga...oh, sorry....

I love butterflies!!!!!

[Camaron]

http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/d...urrent=B-2.jpg

[Scarsgaard]

Ugh...good luck, Bro. I've cut my smoking down to a pack every five days. I'll be damned if I don't smoke more often while playing this ga...oh, sorry....

I love butterflies!!!!!

Buttlerflies good basted with sherry and and saffron...

Once upon a time I knew this vegetarian who was invited to see my father's bridge, and when he offered her the many wonderful treats he had ripped from the writhing bodies he loved to smash...

She said "oh no, I'm vegan"...

His well know retort was, "oi I der do see ya have 2 eyes in the front of your face... do ya kin why?

And of course she foolishly replied about something like "needing to see"

And of course his hand tightened on his stump-club... "oh no, deer have them on der side so they 'ave a chance to see me befor I club em... they get a chance to run... but o'no... not us... we 'ave eyes in front so we can just th'distance from us n'our prey"

Of course she foolishly asked "but..."

An'is club smooshed her... she forgot that he was no longer in front'o er... to dis day don'drink me da's soup...

[incubo]

http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/d...urrent=B-2.jpg

No no, your stomping grounds were right around the corner from where I am now!

[Jundak]

Buttlerflies good basted with sherry and and saffron...

Once upon a time I knew this vegetarian who was invited to see my father's bridge, and when he offered her the many wonderful treats he had ripped from the writhing bodies he loved to smash...

She said "oh no, I'm vegan"...

His well know retort was, "oi I der do see ya have 2 eyes in the front of your face... do ya kin why?

And of course she foolishly replied about something like "needing to see"

And of course his hand tightened on his stump-club... "oh no, deer have them on der side so they 'ave a chance to see me befor I club em... they get a chance to run... but o'no... not us... we 'ave eyes in front so we can just th'distance from us n'our prey"

Of course she foolishly asked "but..."

An'is club smooshed her... she forgot that he was no longer in front'o er... to dis day don'drink me da's soup...

[Camaron]

No no, your stomping grounds were right around the corner from where I am now!

My stomping grounds were correct. The lawn darts near you were so I could be with my wife...

[incubo]

My stomping grounds were correct. The lawn darts near you were so I could be with my wife...

Only because she was across the street. But my ship is bigger than your plane

[Lizzybrat]

Only because she was across the street. But my ship is bigger than your plane

Now now boys, this is Erda's thread.
And if you are going to be comparing ships to planes please post pictures so the rest of us can be the judge.

[incubo]

Now now boys, this is Erda's thread.
And if you are going to be comparing ships to planes please post pictures so the rest of us can be the judge.

We did post pictures already!

[Camaron]

...and it's a lot better than some tugboat...he he