How many of you...

[Gypsy_Mouse]

...can claim any of the qualities listed in this song?

Yeah, it's not new, but dang it needs to be posted here.


And in case you didn't catch them all, here are the lyrics:


You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy

Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy

If you really do have a Segway, you get bonus points, but we're gonna need pics.

[ehondajim]

...can claim any of the qualities listed in this song?



I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em

I fit this part

[Dariuss]

I'mfluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

that line cracks me up for some reason.

[Shamguard]

ROTFLMAO This a Great video.

I work with some of these guys

[Mad_Bombardier]

ROTFLMAO This is a GREAT video.

Al Yankovich is my hero.

[RemoJr]

hmm:

1.) i mow our front lawn

2.) before i decided on doctoring, we were thinking of MIT

3.) Obviously, i play dnd

4.) i rarly drive, so my rims are as stationary as they get

5.)mmm, mayonnaise

6.)i like calculus

7.)I WANT A SEGWAY!!!!

8.) holy grail, i can recite a number of scenes

9.) i was in a chess club in middle school, unfortionatly my high school doesn't have a chess club

10.) Yay Renaissance Faire!!!

well, this paints a pretty clear picture here doesn't it lol

[cdbd3rd]

1. You see me mowin' my front lawn_____...with a Craftsman 4 hp
   
2. First in my class here at MIT_____...Third at EI
   
3. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D_____...but ain't we all?
   
4. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea_____...Lipton. Support for the home company.
   
5. I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong_____...a few years ago
   
6. I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon_____...1 of 2 ain't bad
   
7. How'd I get so white and nerdy_____...by working nights
   
8. Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media_____...of course, for the best deals
   
9. I do HTML for 'em all_____...eh, could do if I wasn't so busy
   
10. Even made a homepage for my dog, yo_____...son?
    
11. Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap_____...it's for packing up my Ebay sales. Really.
    
12. Whiter than sour cream_____...Monitor not emitting enough radiation to tan by
    
13. I was in AV club and glee club_____...AV and Library
    
14. And even the chess team_____...you bethcha
    
15. Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"_____...Picard, ftw
    
16. Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire_____...not every, but a lot of em
    
17. I wanna bowl with the gangstas_____...184 average
    

*sigh*

[cdbd3rd]

hmm:

5.)mmm, mayonnaise

I started to claim that one, too... But I'm a Miracle Whip addict.

[Ghoste]

I have a copy of Hamlet translated into Klingon, hehe.

[Tous]

Captain Benjamin Sisko, is better than Kirk or picard.

With kirk in second. (Thats me in the gold.)

[kbmay44]

My wife has this song on her phone as my ring tone.... Says it all doesn't it.

[QuantumFX]

Captain Benjamin Sisko, is better than Kirk or picard.

With kirk in second. (Thats me in the gold.)

With all due respect to Avery Brooks he's not bold enough to do THIS or THIS.

That's why Kirk is the Shat!