I'm bored so ask me anything.

[The_Cataclysm]

Okay.
Of the several options available, which boyfriend will the wife be seeing next. The Jap, The Russian, the Wal-Mart fart ex-co-worker, or the old classmate her mother is trying to hook her up with?

My hunch is the classmate. Seems like the most likely candidate to me.

If global climate cycles of warming and cooling have been a natural phenomena for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is unlikely that these cycles of dramatic climate change will stop anytime soon, why do we continue to delude ourselves into thinking that "we" are the cause of global warming?

Going on your premise that we have nothing to do with global warming, it's because we believe we are the cause of everything.

could this be considered canabalism?

Of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

12 small trees worth.