I'm bored so ask me anything.

[The_Cataclysm]

On another set of forums I used to go to there was a traditional topic called the "ask me anything". Pretty much, you can ask the topic creator anything you want and it is up to him/her to answer the question. This goes on until either the questions or the answers stop coming. Of course I reserve the right to refuse to answer any question.

So, ask away. If this goes well, maybe someone else will follow suit.

[Ziggy]

so we can ask you anything?

[The_Cataclysm]

so we can ask you anything?

Anything at all, within reason.

[Ziggy]

Anything at all, within reason.

really? anything at all?

[Dane_McArdy]

Am I kidding myself? Am I really the problem, and not the solution?

[ehondajim]

Got Kilt???

[MeNorel]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it did it really make a sound?

[The_Cataclysm]

really? anything at all?

No, on second thought, no you can't ask me anything. Just everyone else.

Am I kidding myself? Am I really the problem, and not the solution?

Yes, Everyone is part of the problem.

Got Kilt???

Nope

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it did it really make a sound?

Some animal would have heard it, so yes.

[Ziggy]

No, on second thought, no you can't ask me anything. Just everyone else.

aw man why not?

[MeNorel]

Some animal would have heard it, so yes.

So if the animal was, of the bird variety which came fist the bird or the egg?

[cdbd3rd]

So, ask away.

Okay.
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