Merger problems?

[Rayzorlew]

After seeing what they did to the forums, I got to thinking...............
Man if they can loose our hate thread, and everything else all the way back to March, what will the Merger bring?

Here's a few thoughts:

*Not only will the guy on the other server get your toons name, he'll somehow get all your stuff too.......lol (why am I laughing)

* He get's your character......you get his.

* I could see one of these posts.
I apologize guys.
It looks like some data may have become corrupt in the maintenance, or was lost in the transition.
We're looking into it.
In the meantime, everthing you had stored in your bank slot's is now gone!

* The update picking which 8 toons you keep.

* Somehow you end up on Argonnessen.

* Raid loot disappears.

* You see one of your character's working at the Lobster.

* Your guildies all want to roleplay!

* When you log on all your characters are level:1.

* I've got a feeling we'll be getting alot of +1 loot weekends.

[Drak]

LMFAO

I cannot but agree

Losing our hate thread makes me ....... turbine

oh yeah HAAAAAAAAATE is the word i was looking for

[Ziggy]

yep im moving all my bank items to inventory tonight when i get home.

[Scarsgaard]

As my signature says....

toon names removed since the server switch will probably mess it up anyhow

[loki523]

You see one of your character's working at the Lobster.

LMAO

[Weedo]

it would be cool if they messed up and gave us big head mode. like on the old NBA jam. or big shield or sword or cameltoe.

[Xundrin]

it would be cool if they messed up and gave us big head mode. like on the old NBA jam. or big shield or sword or cameltoe.

Big head mode? they can't do that...if Lord Damax had his head inflated any more...it'd pop for sure

(Btw, where has he been lately anways?)

[Rayzorlew]

it would be cool if they messed up and gave us big head mode. like on the old NBA jam. or big shield or sword or cameltoe.

Lol.

Or when you get 100 kills it says:
WOMP IS ON FIRE!
......and then you instacrit on every swing for 20 seconds, as your weapon flames up.

[Scarsgaard]

Lol.

Or when you get 100 kills it says:
WOMP IS ON FIRE!
......and then you instacrit on every swing for 20 seconds, as your weapon flames up.

Or you hemorhoids flame...

[Citymorg]

--Any character with a -Xoriat is going to be generated as an ooze

--PvP will be expanded to all public zones, just pacify Xoriat on having the server gone

[Weedo]

Lol.

Or when you get 100 kills it says:
WOMP IS ON FIRE!
......and then you instacrit on every swing for 20 seconds, as your weapon flames up.

HAHAHA that would be so awesome. "Boom shaka laka!"

the hemroids......not so awesome. we might need to get scar some preperation h or he might not make it through the merger lol.

good thoughts in, bad thoughts out......woooosahh

[Shadow_Flayer]

Big head mode? they can't do that...if Lord Damax had his head inflated any more...it'd pop for sure

(Btw, where has he been lately anways?)

Sailing with Pirates

[LordDamax]

Oh rock on, I'm gone for a few days to come back and see they didnt MOVE the threads, they instead restored a backup tape from MARCH.

Rock the hell on Turbine. Rock... on!

Too funny

[Shadow_Flayer]

Oh rock on, I'm gone for a few days to come back and see they didnt MOVE the threads, they instead restored a backup tape from MARCH.

Rock the hell on Turbine. Rock... on!

Too funny

Restored? Nah. That's what they need to do. FOR EACH thread WHERE thread.last_posted_date > 20070401: DELETE thread: END. was what they did. They meant <.

[Scarsgaard]

Oh rock on, I'm gone for a few days to come back and see they didnt MOVE the threads, they instead restored a backup tape from MARCH.

Rock the hell on Turbine. Rock... on!

Too funny

Yep...

Hate Thread? What Hate Thread... we don't need no stinkin Hate Thread...

...we'll just go create a new one... and I can guarantee after tomorrow.. it'll be more vitriolic than it's predecessor

[LordDamax]

Yep...

Hate Thread? What Hate Thread... we don't need no stinkin Hate Thread...

...we'll just go create a new one... and I can guarantee after tomorrow.. it'll be more vitriolic than it's predecessor

And people told me "We dont need a new hate thread LD - they are moving the old one!"

HA! I was right, neener neener!

[LordDamax]

Restored? Nah. That's what they need to do. FOR EACH thread WHERE thread.last_posted_date > 20070401: DELETE thread: END. was what they did. They meant <.

Awesome point.

The bizzare thing tho is most of these threads last post date is MONTHS ago, and the auto-pruning should have removed them months ago. I maintained a thread where I had my want items, and I linked to it in my marketplace threads. I never added to the thread, just edited the OP. It was pruned a few weeks back because the last post date got too old - I know for a fact they prune dead threads.

So, where the hell did threads from March come from?

[Rayzorlew]

Here come the screw ups........Mawahaha!!!!

[Jaywade]

I wonder when they will bring the servers back up?

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Wonder when?

When they're done deleting every item that you own that has any chance of doing more than base damage.

When they're done stealing every last copper and transferring it to some nameless roleplayer as a donation from "citizens concerned about your poverty."

When they're finished renetworking the mail so that when you send something to one of your other toons, even though you spelled the name correctly, it's immediately intercepted and rerouted to the newest 1337 player on the server who is on a 10-day trial just to encourage them to stay.

And don't forget:

When they're done upping the auction house fees from 30% to 90%. Stands to reason....30% per server times 3 servers.....