New Named Item Ideas

[Symar-FangofLloth]

Pete Townsend Feat

Bard Feat pre req. Perform 30. Allows the bard to use his guitar as a weapon. The guitar acts as a chaotic great axe +3 and on a crit of 20 it stuns the enemy with soundburst. weap slashing crit 20x3

Anyone seen the anime FLCL?

[Symar-FangofLloth]

Symar's Tangled Web
Trinket slot
Race Excluded: Dwarf (Just because :P)
Tangled Letters- Every 5th letter you type into chat is randomly replaced with another letter. This also applies to numbers and other characters.
Extreme Web- This web lasts 5 minutes, is immune to fire, and also traps zerging party members. Careful, if you zerg while using it will catch you too. Fills a whole hallway, and has a DC 35 to break
Fang Calling- This ability grants you a .001% chance per s, y, m, a, and r in you character's name to pull a Fang Scarab from a raid chest, thereby initiating the metamorphosis into the Fang of Lolth PrC and breaking all boundaries between the Forgotten Realms and Eberron. Once a day you have a 5% chance to be sucked permanantly into Xoriat (the plane, not the server) if you have a Fang Scarab in your possesion, in an attempt to destroy this breach of campaign setting.

[Mekquake]

Item.

2 bits of cauliflower that have been magically crafted to fit into the ear of any
creatrue.

Once placed in ears (trinket slot).
100% immune to sonic spells and Bards Fascination.
But you take X2 damage from Sneak Attacks.
If cauliflower is left in for more than 3days you will start to hear buzzing sounds and see black spots.

Note at anytime cauliflower can be eaten for 3d6 of heals per ear.

LAVA DIVERS
Mekquake 12pal/2rog.
LittleNicky 5fig/1rog, (aka The Evil One).

[DaveyCrockett]

Crockett's Locket

Necklace (ml14)

Haggle +20

1/day Clicky of 'Davey's Touch' - The next chest you open will generate loot from a loot table 2 levels higher than the current quest level.

Exclusive Item

[Wizzly_Bear]

love this thread, lol. read them all. now...we need one for the perkmeister......

[Yvonne_Blacksword]

On thinking back...I think I was being rather selfish asking for my own named item...
so...
for Bluelightbandit...

Belt of the DOM
Dom, the ever adventurer, was gifted this belt by the wizard/crafter Wasaspell. Due to Dom's gregarious nature, he is constantly on the lookout for new people to become aquainted with, sometimes so new it hurts. It is a comfortable, well worn in black belt with gem encrusted buckle for that BLING look.
RR/class required: Dom
UMD 45
Grands wearer Greater Evasion feat
Every hour while worn, has chance of one or more of the following effects.
1.) Summon Pizza--nourishes wearer and causes jealousy among other party members causing them to stop moving and think about food.
2.) Summon ice cream--see above
3.) Summon dog--causes wearer to be unable to move for 3-5 minutes while summoned dog is let out/in.
4.) Perform +40--Causes wearer to break out in song due to its strong, sudden onset. All in hearing distance must make a successful will save or they will be forced to sing random necro'd song of the belt's choosing.
5.) Shroud of silence--causes voice chat to become inoperable.
6.) Attract Idiots--Attracts party members who have never heard of the quest, never heard of the word group, can't find the quest, zerg themselves to death, pull the BAD lever and break party randomly. There is no save for this effect.