New Named Item Ideas

[Aspenor]

What does "E" mean on my calculator?

it should mean ^10

[Cupcake]

Thanks all for the acknowledgment.

Good ideas there also.

[Beherit_Baphomar]

Yaga Nubs Sickle
1/Day it allows you to try and be Aspenor...only works on a roll of 21 on a d20. Ergo, you fail, always.

Davey Crockets Pocket
1/Month chance to have yer pockets filled with plat. roll of 99 on a d100.

Beherits Longsword
1/Day chance to remove infraction points.
Side effect; ***** attack, freaking out and getting more infraction points.

[Aspenor]

Goggles?! I demand my phylactery be implemented.

[Riddikulus]

Goggles?! I demand my phylactery be implemented.

Is that better?

[Aspenor]

Much better.

[Symar-FangofLloth]

DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM Necklace
This necklace has an image of whatever MMO is coming that will kill DDO
1/1day of DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
On activation you are instantly teleported to a different MMO to see that the grass isn't greener on the other side.

Lol, imagine, a warforged barbarian suddenly appearing in the middle of LotRO, or WOW, wondering what the heck is going on.

[Rekker]

LOL...awesome items indeed !

[Vinos]

Lol, imagine, a warforged barbarian suddenly appearing in the middle of LotRO, or WOW, wondering what the heck is going on.

would be even better when he tries to attack something.

[Yvonne_Blacksword]

ohhh...I like...

[Borror0]

Wow... huge raise dead.

However, good idea.

This thread hasn't been named thread of the week yet... how about bumping it for a year and being called thread of the year?

[MondoGrunday]

Mondo's Ranger Gimp Boots
rr dwarf , lvl 13, gives ranger feats twf and bow strength, dex +2.

this would be perfect for my 12barb/2ranger build that most cookie cutter dwarf barbarians hate

[MondoGrunday]

DarkSendy's Scroll of Raise Party
rr Battle Cleric , Since the Battle Cleric isn't healing anyone this scroll can be used by the battle cleric that only healed him/her self to bring the rest of the party back to life. when the spell resolves the level/s of fighter are removed from the cleric permanently.

[Borror0]

Since we can propose our own item.

Googles of Borror

+5 Protection
+3 Dodge bonus to AC
Blindness Immunity
Improved True Seeing (True Seeing but also let me see that the Devs change things about the game w/o telling us... or that they cheat on spells.)

RR: Dwarf... obviously
Restricted: Lawful Good (no UMD)

When I dream, I dream BIG!

[JosephKell]

Sir Lawrence's Necklace of Item Conversion
When activated this item turns one random item in your inventory
or that you are wearing into something else of equal or lesser value.
This happens 99% of the time. 1% of the time the "vorpal" attribute
is also added to the item.

Necklace --> Vorpal Necklace.

Vorpal Necklace = Guillotine?

[MondoGrunday]

Pete Townsend Feat

Bard Feat pre req. Perform 30. Allows the bard to use his guitar as a weapon. The guitar acts as a chaotic great axe +3 and on a crit of 20 it stuns the enemy with soundburst. weap slashing crit 20x3

[Vinos]

Vinos' can of Whup a@@
1/1 charge(recharge 1/day)
Upon activation Aspenor gets pwned

[Aspenor]

Vinos' can of Whup a@@
1/1 charge(regarge 1/day)
Upon activation Aspenor gets pwned

LoL. Random Aspenor slaying...could be a long day at work.

[Aspenor]

In honor of my intrepid guild leader:

Jangale's Robes aka "The Robes of the Dying Mage"
Armor Bonus +30
Deathblock
Freedom of Movement
Greater Fire, Acid, Cold, and Electricity Resistance
SR 24
Mind Blank
*Jangale's Curse*--Upon equipping this item, the wearer must make a DC 24 fortitude save or be stuck instantly dead. This curse takes effect every 5 seconds afterward as well.

[ehondajim]

Pinoak's Voice

3 Charges per day
Casts Tashas hideous laughter on all enemies
Also casts fear on the party