New Named Item Ideas

[Riddikulus]

How about bringing the devs and forumites together with some new named items?

Some of these are reasonable enough that they could be put into the game to add a bit of flavor.

More suggestions welcome.

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Riddikulus' Plate of Evasion
+5 Adamantine Full Plate
+4 Reflex Save
Grants Wearer "Evasion" Feat
Warforged Only


Kargon's Eternal Tasty Ham
A very tasty ham. Eating it restores all of your HP, and the ham magically reappears whole the next day


Viglin's Helm of Forum Knowledge
INT+6, WIS+6, CHA random number between -12 and +12 which changes every day


Riot's Shield of Tanking
This large, heavy tower shield must be held in both hands.
+5 Adamantine Tower Shield, DR 30/-


Maldini's Belt of Permanent Rage
This belt permanently places the user in Rage.
It can only be removed at a tavern or rest shrine.


Grenfell's Tool Belt
This belt has a variety of tools hanging off of it including a magnifying glass,
a large foam hand with the middle finger pointing upwards, and a pogo stick.
Grants a +5 luck bonus to Disable Device, Spot, Search, Intimidate,
Open Lock, Use Magical Device, and Jump.


The Cataclysm's Visor
Once per day you may activate this visor on an open chest, and your loot will be rerolled.


Ziggy's Docent
This docent efficiently transforms all clerical healing power into repair power usable by a Warforged.
It also makes you immune to Earthgrab.


Eladrin's Staff of Summoning
When activated this staff summons a random creature.
Upon summoning the creature makes a will check, and if successful
it will immediately attack the wielder of the staff and his allies.


The Rocking Dead's Wand of Wonderful Traps
When activated this wand creates a random trap in front of the caster.
The trap will not be visible and will activate when any mob or player steps on it.


Sir Lawrence's Necklace of Item Conversion
When activated this item turns one random item in your inventory
or that you are wearing into something else of equal or lesser value.
This happens 99% of the time. 1% of the time the "vorpal" attribute
is also added to the item.


Hsinclair's Maul of Nerfing
This large maul has small sharp spikes on it's head, and on the handle as well.
+5 Maul, Vicious, Weakening, Maldroit, Wounding


Dane McArdy's Rose Colored Goggles
These goggles make everything seem better than it really is.
Good Luck: This item gives a +3 Luck bonus to all saving throws and skill checks.


Cupcake's Chocolate Cupcake
This delicious cupcake will make you feel a whole lot better,
but it's sugary goodness may overwhelm you.
Heal, Major Mnemonic Enhancer
DC 20 will save or be paralyzed in a sugary coma.


Cupcake's Paralyzing Cupcake
A cupcake that was baked a little too long
+1 Throwing Rock, Paralyzing, Returning


Cupcake's Vorpal Cupcake Top
The top of a paralyzing cupcake sharpened to have a fine crusty edge.
+1 Shuriken, Vorpal, Returning


Ziggy's Blunt Love
+3 Greatclub
Greater Ooze Bane: +4 to hit and +3d6 damage against Slimes, Oozes and Puddings
Greater Ooze Slaying: Upoin successful hit Slimes, Oozes and Puddings must make a DC 22 fort save or die


Mocat's Sceptor of Power
Summons a red dragon kobold 1/rest


Shecky's Helm of Intimdation
Intimidate+15, Diplomacy-15 Aura
Rages any mobs that are intimidated


Broto's Breastplate of Greater Cleavage
A very shapely suit of armor
+5 Mithral Breastplate
Grants the Great Cleave feat
RR: Female


Mystic Theurge's Scepter of Infinite PnP Rule Knowledge
+1 Scepter
Idiot Slaying: On a successful hit any target with an intellegence score less than 6 must make a DC 20 Fort save or die.


Hence's Mighty Hammer
This Hafted Weapon weighs 100.0 lbs. It does x30 damage when charging. It does x5 damage against undead, demons and dragons. It does x4 damage against natural creatures, orcs and trolls. It does x3 damage from holiness. It does extra damage from earthquakes. It gives its wielder telepathy and see invisible. It is not damaged by acid, electricity, fire , cold and water. It cannot be stolen from your inventory. It burdens you with aggravation. When attacking or thrown, it does 9d9+25 blunt damage. When set in a trap, it does 9d9+25 blunt damage. It increases your armor class by 10.
... ML100


Mocat's Litterbox
He goes where he wants to go.
Trinket. 3 chargers/day.
Activation casts Grease, Cloudkill and Stinking Cloud in a 20' radius centered on the caster.
May accidentally activate if damaged in combat.


Mercules' Cloak of Elemental Resistance
This cloak shimmers with an iridescent glow
Grants resistance 10/Fire, 10/Cold, 10/Acid, 10/Lightning, 10/Sonic, 10/Force


Mocat's Staff of Kobold Summoning
Activating this staff summons forth an army of 25 CR0.25 Kobolds.
3 charges/day. ML12


Dkerrigan's Amulet of DDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Activating this amulet casts Doom. On everyone and everything. Server-wide.
1 charge/day.


JJFlannigan's Robe of Cursed Rewards
Superior Potency VII
Spell Penetration VII
Greater Arcane Lore
Armor +8
Protection +4
JJ's Curse (Never pull named items, ever)


Ron's Dragonshard of Respec
Give this beautiful Dragonshard to Fred, and he'll not only suck out one or more feats for you at no charge, he'll also suck a few levels off of you, all the way back to level 1 if you let him. Have some basic armor handy or you'll leave Fred in your underwear.


Fallout's Milk of Amnesia
Drinking this potion makes you forget all of your skills.
You will need to visit a trainer to get them back.


Yvonne's Chaos Machine
+1 Anarchic Light Repeating Crossbow of Pure Chaos, ML12
This light repeater gives of an aura of unease when used.
Upon a successful hit, the target will be affected with a random effect from the Chaos Orb table, which is updated frequently by a sadistic developer.


Apollojuly's Great Club
+5 Great Club
Greater Barbarian Bane


Aspenor's Phylactery of Uber Thieving
Spot +15
Search +15
Open Locks +15
Disable Device -15
Reflex +8
Summon Naked Female Elves 3x/day


Googles of Borror
+5 Protection
+3 Dodge bonus to AC
Blindness Immunity
True Seeing
RR: Dwarf, ML13


Pete Townsend's Guitar
+3 Great Axe of Pure Good
On a critical hit the target and surrounding allies are stunned as if hit with soundburst
Perform +15
Greater Spell Focus Enchantment
ML14


Gangwulfe's Belt of Toughness
+6 CON
Greater False Life
+3 HP for each Toughness feat
ML13


Kargon's Ham Club
+5 Flamaming Burst Greatamest Club of Tasty Goodamest Ham
Great Club, Flaming Burst, Pure Good
Upon critical the target is stunned for 6 seconds by the aroma of sizzling tasty ham.
ML14


Davey Crockett's Locket
Ol' Davey is a rich man. Now you too can have a bit of Davey's Luck
Haggle +20
Davey's Touch 1x/day: The next chest you open will generate loot from a loot table 2 levels higher than normal.
ML14, Exclusive Item


Parvo's Ring of Permanent Death
This special ring grants +1 to your natural armor and a +1 luck bonus to your saves and skills.
Once worn it cannot be removed. When you die in a dungeon and release, you are logged off
and the character is deleted.


DarkSendy's Gem of Life
This trinket activates upon a party wipe,
casting Raise Dead on everyone in the party.


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More?

[The_Cataclysm]

Ziggy's Blunt Love

+3 Greatclub of greater ooze bane.

Also my item should increase the chance of pulling named items not allow a reroll.

[Blazer]

Nice. Very funny stuff there Riddikulus. I think Riott would totally use that shield, too.

Personally, I want Gren's toolbelt - that large foam hand with the middle finger poking up is sweet. I wonder what color it would be?

[Ziggy]

Ziggy's Blunt Love

+3 Greatclub of greater ooze bane.

Also my item should increase the chance of pulling named items not allow a reroll.

WOOT... yeah i want my blunt love.

.....darn throwing hammers, not being what i wanted.....

[Riddikulus]

Also my item should increase the chance of pulling named items not allow a reroll.

Well effectively it does double the chance of pulling a named item... I thought that was sufficient.

[Amethyst_Dragon]

The fact that I understand most of those is probably proof I've been hanging around here too much lately.

[The_Cataclysm]

Mocat's Sceptor of power - Summons a red dragon kobold 1/rest

[cappuccino]

The fact that I understand most of those is probably proof I've been hanging around here too much lately.

The fact that I understand most of these & your post as well is proof positive that I've spent way too much time here...

Keep it up all!

[Broto]

Broto's Shirt of Greater Cleavage

Every loot chest should have one.

[Capstern]

Mystic Theurge's Scepter of Infinite PnP Rule Knowledge

12x per day allows Smite Idiot

[Hence]

Can I please please please get this weapon?

The Mighty Hammer Grond

This Hafted Weapon weighs 100.0 lbs. It does x30 damage when charging. It does x5 damage against undead, demons and dragons. It does x4 damage against natural creatures, orcs and trolls. It does x3 damage from holiness. It does extra damage from earthquakes. It gives its wielder telepathy and see invisible. It is not damaged by acid, electricity, fire , cold and water. It cannot be stolen from your inventory. It burdens you with aggravation. When attacking or thrown, it does 9d9+25 blunt damage. When set in a trap, it does 9d9+25 blunt damage. It increases your armor class by 10.

Or this description:
It slays animals, orcs, trolls, and all evil creatures, and it is especially deadly against dragons, demons, and undead. It creates earthquakes on impact. It grants you the power of telepathy and the ability to see invisible things, but it also aggravates creatures around you. It cannot be harmed by the elements. It gives you one attack per turn.

Either one! Im not picky... or do I actually need to start playing LoTRO to get this?

[Missing_Minds]

Mocat's Sceptor of power - Summons a red dragon kobold 1/rest

I would think "Mocat's Litterbox" would be more appropriate. Trinket. 3 chargers/day. Applies an area with a special form of grease. Anyone tripped in it becomes nasuated (per trog stench). He goes where he wants to go.

[Tenkari_Rozahas]

Viglin's Helm of Forum Knowledge

INT+6
WIS+6
CHA random number between -12 and +12 which changes every day

Good for wizards, can be very good for sorcs/bards/pallys/clerics/ on a good day, REALLY bad for them on a bad roll, my WF Pally might risk it.

I would want Ziggys docent though.

[Riddikulus]

Added a bunch of the suggestions and hopefully made it easier to read.

[Dane_McArdy]

I dunno, I think my glasses would add more then just +1. I'm thinking like +3-5, since I get called the ultimate fanboi/turbine plant ever.

[Borror0]

How about one for Ron?

And one for Dkerrigan, that lovely Doom! teller?

[Riddikulus]

How about one for Ron?

And one for Dkerrigan, that lovely Doom! teller?

How's that for Dkerrigan?

Don't know about Ron... have to ponder that one.

[Borror0]

Nice one!! Maybe there should be a server wide broadcast?

[MysticTheurge]

Don't know about Ron... have to ponder that one.

Ron's clearly has to allow you to build the perfect character. Maybe:

Ron's Dragonshard of Infinite Respec's
Once per day you can redo your most recent level-up decisions.

You probably also need:

JJFlannigan's Robe of Cursed Rewards
Superior Potency VII
Spell Penetration VII
Greater Arcane Lore
Armor +8
Protection +4
JJ's Curse (Never pull named items, ever)

[Capstern]

Hydros Helm of Slow Trade

Wearing this helm inspires you to trade with other players but it slows your decision making process to approximately 2 weeks.