Hirelings... the fine print

[Mobiusss]

Each hireling comes with a brief bio that sometimes lets you know what you will end up with ahead of time. But wouldn't it be cool if they also came with a little blurb about how they REALLY are deep down inside?

Something like this:

Laerathor: I'm moody, surly, and I know it

Wyoh: Why-oh, why-oh, why-oh am I dead even though I still have 1400+ spell points left?

Hesha the Stern: I could really do some damage in this fight, if only I could run fast enough to reach it.

Herta: Get out of my way so that I can hit something.

Sadiele: I'm a butterfly! Hit something here, run 50 paces over there, hit something else...

Tanya Brightstone: Must...consume...spell points!

Larafay Do'rret: Boom-shakalaka-BOOM! Nuff 'said

Caraneth Myar: Convinced she speaks in a Beavis & Butthead voice "Fire, heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh"

Andaro: Let me see, 15 of them, all CR34 or better...yeah, I can take them!

[FranOhmsford]

Iessin: Dangnabbit! GH me already!

Tarlov: I'm clearly specced for Ranged so where's my Bow?

Albus: Can someone tell me why I took Toughness instead of Quicken?

Garrett: Nobody does it better, makes me feel sad for the rest, nobody heals you half as good as me, baby I'm the best!

Erytheia: How did I get to Lvl 27 again? What am I doing in Grandmaster of Flowers?

Kurik: Whoever stole my Sword; I'll find you!

Barrage: GH me he says, Recon me he says, Haste me he says, Firewall that Hobgoblin he says, Does he think I don't know what I'm doing?

Duerim: Memo to Self: Buy more Mass Deathward Scrolls.

Shadow: Memo to Self: Must go see Artificer Trainer and get me one of those Rune-Arms.

[moomooprincess]

I like where this thread is going. Too bad I have nothing to contribute on this.

[Mobiusss]

Albus: Can someone tell me why I took Toughness instead of Quicken?

How could I forget my old friend Albus!

Albus: Heal coming! Wait for it.... Wait for it...

[FranOhmsford]

Here's some more:

Merenon: Suck it up....Can't you see I'm busy here?

Lalisa: Let there be Light!

Tempys: LeeeeeRooooooy!

Klin: My baby! Coochie Coo, Let Daddy kiss it better.

Ayron: Gak! Can I get a Res please boss.

Anthem: Must....Smash.....Box!

Flower: Oh you're dead? Good!

Mikayl: Next life I'll be a Paladin....And they'll still only want me for DDoor!

Vilgo: Undead? Where? Let me at em Boss!

[RoberttheBard]

Fergus: I'm coming to cast that ... Hey, a butterfly.

Larafay is my little nuker, it's the only reason I bring her along, and she's good at it, if there are enough shrines...

[Culver.Civello]

Lol.

These are funny, cause they are true. XD

[FranOhmsford]

(Say): Mekwi Therzyl says, 'Our enemies shall freeze and burn!'


Has anyone told him he doesn't have any Fire or Cold Spells?

His actual casting rotation seems to be FoD, Shout, Disco Ball and Magic Missiles {possibly Chain or Force}. {He has Horrid Wilting on his bar but not on his spam rotation}

[Aletys]

ROFL ... oh, so, so true. You guys made my day.

+1

[Paleus]

Arnal Swarts: Did I get my name because of the barmaid at The Leaky Dinghy or the one at The Rusty Nail?

[FranOhmsford]

Arnal Swarts: Did I get my name because of the barmaid at The Leaky Dinghy or the one at The Rusty Nail?

You just had to ruin it?

Arnal Swarts is a clear play on Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Nonesuch2008]

Dheran Giles: No, no NO! Not THAT way!!!!

Lanalos Oakwood: Methinks his last name describes what his head is made out of.

Rovegar Half-axe: No kneecap shall be spared from his mighty wrath!

[FranOhmsford]

Luna Trap? What trap? Oh that trap I disabled 30 seconds ago you mean?

Nedry What do ya mean I'm not an Air Savant? Oh that's why I'm always out of Mana?


Oh and it really hasn't been Wyoh's day:


Wyoh: Gak!
Me: Albus throw Wyoh a res would ya?
Albus: What again Boss? Oh if I have to.

[Mobiusss]

Isadora Ironclaw: Yes, I have one of the most tactically advantageous spells out there, but I would *never* dare cast it without you telling me to!

Mhm that's Wyoh alright, but at least she used up her pool of sp this time.

Oh and it really hasn't been Wyoh's day:

[Powerhungry]

Isadora Ironclaw: Yes, I have one of the most tactically advantageous spells out there, but I would *never* dare cast it without you telling me to!

Mhm that's Wyoh alright, but at least she used up her pool of sp this time.

Yep - that's Wyoh and she did use up he sp pool. If you look at the party log, she died 8 times too. Yep, that's Wyoh

[Kompera_Oberon]

Grobbin Halfhitch - You hired me specifically for Trap the Soul? But I spent all my mana on Meteor Swarm!

Owlbear Defender- I am certain that I cannot find the lever you're telling me to pull. It's right in front of me? Where???

-also-

Owlbear Defender- Yes, I don't fit through doors. Get used to summoning me through them if you expect to see me in this fight. And I also take up enough room to be hit by multiple spike traps, lol.

[Nestroy]

Arnal Swarts: Did I get my name because of the barmaid at The Leaky Dinghy or the one at The Rusty Nail?

You just had to ruin it?

Arnal Swarts is a clear play on Arnold Schwarzenegger.

May the S(h)warts be with you?

I would not sign Arnie. I would go more to the tunes of something more naughty like wharts on the backside - a reference to that hires face ^^.

Rita ir´Kennish (or whatever that girl is named): Grease is no party buff? But it has been soo much fun! Bwah!

[Grynberg]

Miklayl - this guy should wear a blue, pointy hat with "WIZZARD" written on it. Fits thematically, since he only knows one spell and is otherwise useless

[FranOhmsford]

Miklayl - this guy should wear a blue, pointy hat with "WIZZARD" written on it. Fits thematically, since he only knows one spell and is otherwise useless

Nice!

[Casareena]

laughing at these posts SO true too! xD