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    Default Leaves of the Forest on a guy...

    I'd post a pic of my dwarf fvs, but considering everyone in my guild laughed their ***es off after seeing me (or were mentally scarred for life) I'll save you the trouble of having to actually see it. If you're curious, google leaves of the forest and look for the pic of the dwarf. It's not me, but you'll get the general idea.

    It's bad. REALLY bad.

    I'm wearing a +8 wis bandit mask and I look like a retired belly dancer who let their figure just go. Here's hoping this is a bug and there's a male model of the armor hidden somewhere in the code and that Turbine just needs to know that something is really wrong here. If this is the case, please fix asap.

    If not, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE create another model for the armor as the current one is super gross.

    Besides, exceptional fort armor should like, COVER your body or something. Please...
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    idk, i think non-discriminatory scanty armour is hilarious~

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    I so want to see this....

    But feel free to send it to my drow arti, I am sure she will look much cuter in it.
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    Let me quote all the things said whenever a woman asks for less skan(k)ty armor or armor kits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicnivyn View Post
    Let me quote all the things said whenever a woman asks for less skan(k)ty armor or armor kits.
    Like this ? http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/57/6...0fc61d7843.jpg
    "You are a Tiefling. And a Cleric, with the Domain of the Sun. Doesn't that contradict each other ?" "No, all my friends are playing evil. I found that so boring that I decided to be on the good side. And, besides, Sun and Fire, where is the difference, really ?"

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    OMG that is fricken hilarious.

    /NOT SIGNED you must stay like this forever !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alrik_Fassbauer View Post
    Yes, just like that. I'm not interested in the scantily clad female armor kits cause I don't play female toons. And most of the male armor kits looks like something out of Warhammer 40k. With some armor kits, all you need is a bulbous helmet and 2 levels in arti and you can be Samus Aran. I want scantly clad male armors (yes, I know about the bull kits on half-orcs).

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    I think the devs were going for this:


    But what I saw was this:


    After throwing up in my mouf, I ran around in a circle all during raids because I had to keep my eyes closed.
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    My eyes! My eyes! My e....arrrghhhh....
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    Think it should show more skin on the male model.

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    Got this armor on my Cleric, it took me less than 30 seconds to buy an Armor Kit. I went green to keep with the theme.

    But maybe that was Turbines plan all along and I fell into the marketing trap

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    Hey, its the Stormreach gimp
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    Why would Turbine change it instead of making you buy a kit from the store?

    Also Drunk, Key and I discussed it, and we finally decided where to put that pole you asked for...in the lower deck inside one of the side rooms (the door must be closed while performing).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keybreaker View Post
    But what I saw was this:


    After throwing up in my mouf, I ran around in a circle all during raids because I had to keep my eyes closed.
    That is totally amazing!
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    That's pretty swank armor, but I agree, it leaves too much up to the imagination. Needs to show more skin!

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    Keep it. While this game is pretty good about it, there are many cases of clear making no sense inequality between male and female armors. And very, very few being unequal to impracticality on the male side. This armor is fairly revealing and impractical (for a medium armor IMO) on BOTH males and females. If we're going to have silly armor, might as well be fair about it.
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    I have a set of this waiting for my FVS. Has anyone tried an armor kit for it? Guessing its still lipstick on a pig though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keybreaker View Post

    I can't stop laughing...
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    What, no posterior screenshot?

    This is priceless!

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    Lol
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