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  1. 04-20-2012, 12:22 PM #1
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    Default Tool Tips: Uncensored and Uncut!!!

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    u&uTT #001: If lag kills you, don't blame the lag. No one in the party believes you, even if it's true.
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    u&uTT #002: Autorun doesn't really trigger itself. Admit you missed the turn.
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    u&u TT# 003 Blackbones are immune to fire, even after the foirth time you cast a firewall on them.
  4. 04-20-2012, 12:38 PM #4
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    u&u TT# 004 Do not be happy about that green damage you are dealing, it is bad.
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    Now that's just crazy talk
    “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire staining, the staining becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
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    u&u TT# 005 : The backward hands you see on Rakshasas (tiger looking humaniods) is on purpose and correct.
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    u&u TT# 006 None hireling Clerics/FvSs will not teleport to heal you, no matter how hard or often you yell "HEALJ!"...
    "Pike or do not. There is no lag."
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    u&uTT #007: More people in your guild equals more decay!
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    u&uTT #008: People looking to buy things from you in the harbor are not your friends.
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    u&uTT #009: Handwraps of various types are broken. No, this isn't getting fixed any time soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilldude
    Dude, did you see they way that guy just pressed button 1? It was amazing! A display of skill unseen since the 1984 World Games where in the men's room, between events, a man washed his hands with such unbridled majesty that people were claiming the faucet he used was OP.
  10. 04-20-2012, 12:56 PM #10
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    u&uTT #010: Little wings by a players name does not mean they know what they are doing.
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    “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire staining, the staining becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
  11. 04-20-2012, 01:02 PM #11
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    u&uTT #011: If you don´t know the quest, ask before you summon a monster or an elemental.
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    u&u TT 12: Dungeon Alert Creates Lag.
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    u&uTT #013: Kobold hate you and Coyle is a $%#@! Everything else in this game changes eventually.
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    u&uTT#14: Arcane Spell Failure - Your tower shield causes it.
    "At the end of all things, let it not be said that I didn't pull the switch that killed us all."
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    u&uTT #015: No, your guild isn't starting a raid soon. Just admit you want to leave for whatever reason, wish everyone luck with loot, and drop party.
    ME BARB, ME SMA-ok I stand here with pretty blue lines around me. ok I take damage. ok bye.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfORCastrator View Post
    u&uTT #015: No, your guild isn't starting a raid soon. Just admit you want to leave for whatever reason, wish everyone luck with loot, and drop party.
    u&uTT #016 tip #015 is not under 20 words. People don't read your LFM's either. Get used to it.
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    u&uTT #017: Improved Fortification for WF is bad. Just don't. I don't care what someone in Korthos told you.
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    u&uTT #018: Yes medusa IS a race in dungeons and dragons, even if it isn't in Greek mythology.
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    u&uTT #019: Don't title a thread Tool Tips: Uncensored and Uncut!!! unless you want it to sound like a discussion of an entry in a gay porn film series.
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    u&uTT #020: Your loot is your loot.
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