Gm-fail

[MownDown]

So i am screwing around in the pvp pit on my tr'ed lvl 18 arty, for a lack of anything better to do... and i keep taking out this capped wiz or something, all i know is he threw spells at me that looked arcane and was a drow or something, when he sends me a few pms filled with obscenities and what not(Telling me where to stick my ioun stone and all)... So me being in a playful mood decided to use the report function as my squelching function... About 5 minutes later i get a Ticket Updated Message and then promptly receive a pm from a GM(i wont name the failness here, for his integrity, but he knows who he is if he reads forums, and devs you are more than welcome to make fun of him) saying "Greetings (insert name of person i reported, which btw is nothing similar to mine) profanity, yada yada, slap on the wrist, yada yada, do it again and i will spank you yada yada..." Now at first i didnt read teh name on it and was thinking *** i report someone and get a warning this is Horse(insert censored name for manure here)... Then i go and re-read teh warning reading the name on it and promptly pm the GM "GM FAIL learn to read and type correctly"(and yeah those are exact words, i didnt have the presence of min to take a funny screenshot at the time, le sigh) wait another couple of minutes and he apologizes for the screw up and goes about his merry way, doing whatever it is GMs do when they are not dealing with messes i have caused...

[Grenada]

Cool Story Bro?

[Inspire]

[Yechidah]

[Elixxer]

You confused me... You should edit your post so it's easier to read.

[rage9]

+1 to the starry bra

[Battery]

lol how did you find something so random

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Cool Story Bro?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

So i am screwing around in the pvp pit on my tr'ed lvl 18 arty, for a lack of anything better to do... and i keep taking out this capped wiz or something, all i know is he threw spells at me that looked arcane and was a drow or something, when he sends me a few pms filled with obscenities and what not(Telling me where to stick my ioun stone and all)... So me being in a playful mood decided to use the report function as my squelching function... About 5 minutes later i get a Ticket Updated Message and then promptly receive a pm from a GM(i wont name the failness here, for his integrity, but he knows who he is if he reads forums, and devs you are more than welcome to make fun of him) saying "Greetings (insert name of person i reported, which btw is nothing similar to mine) profanity, yada yada, slap on the wrist, yada yada, do it again and i will spank you yada yada..." Now at first i didnt read teh name on it and was thinking *** i report someone and get a warning this is Horse(insert censored name for manure here)... Then i go and re-read teh warning reading the name on it and promptly pm the GM "GM FAIL learn to read and type correctly"(and yeah those are exact words, i didnt have the presence of min to take a funny screenshot at the time, le sigh) wait another couple of minutes and he apologizes for the screw up and goes about his merry way doing whatever it is GMs do when they are not dealing with messes i have caused...

Not so much?

[MsEricka]

Fail story bro

[tfangel]

Um... what?
Wait, scratch that, no, i don't care.

[ushram]

wall o text, eyes bleeding

[TheDearLeader]

He reported someone for PvP obscenities.

GM sent him the warning instead of the person he reported.

Hey, that was easy.

[Quarterling]

Go back to Khyber!

[Ilindith]

So i am screwing around in the pvp pit on my tr'ed lvl 18 arty, for a lack of anything better to do... and i keep taking out this capped wiz or something, all i know is he threw spells at me that looked arcane and was a drow or something, when he sends me a few pms filled with obscenities and what not(Telling me where to stick my ioun stone and all)... So me being in a playful mood decided to use the report function as my squelching function... About 5 minutes later i get a Ticket Updated Message and then promptly receive a pm from a GM(i wont name the failness here, for his integrity, but he knows who he is if he reads forums, and devs you are more than welcome to make fun of him) saying "Greetings (insert name of person i reported, which btw is nothing similar to mine) profanity, yada yada, slap on the wrist, yada yada, do it again and i will spank you yada yada..." Now at first i didnt read teh name on it and was thinking *** i report someone and get a warning this is Horse(insert censored name for manure here)... Then i go and re-read teh warning reading the name on it and promptly pm the GM "GM FAIL learn to read and type correctly"(and yeah those are exact words, i didnt have the presence of min to take a funny screenshot at the time, le sigh) wait another couple of minutes and he apologizes for the screw up and goes about his merry way doing whatever it is GMs do when they are not dealing with messes i have caused...

[Blackmoors]

And then, Towelie got high...

[Morlen]

And then, Towelie got high...

I got it!

You figured out the password?!

... no ... I got the beat to funky town! *Do do do do do, do do do do do*

[Antheal]

So i am screwing around in the pvp pit on my tr'ed lvl 18 arty, for a lack of anything better to do... and i keep taking out this capped wiz or something, all i know is he threw spells at me that looked arcane and was a drow or something, when he sends me a few pms filled with obscenities and what not(Telling me where to stick my ioun stone and all)... So me being in a playful mood decided to use the report function as my squelching function... About 5 minutes later i get a Ticket Updated Message and then promptly receive a pm from a GM(i wont name the failness here, for his integrity, but he knows who he is if he reads forums, and devs you are more than welcome to make fun of him) saying "Greetings (insert name of person i reported, which btw is nothing similar to mine) profanity, yada yada, slap on the wrist, yada yada, do it again and i will spank you yada yada..." Now at first i didnt read teh name on it and was thinking *** i report someone and get a warning this is Horse(insert censored name for manure here)... Then i go and re-read teh warning reading the name on it and promptly pm the GM "GM FAIL learn to read and type correctly"(and yeah those are exact words, i didnt have the presence of min to take a funny screenshot at the time, le sigh) wait another couple of minutes and he apologizes for the screw up and goes about his merry way doing whatever it is GMs do when they are not dealing with messes i have caused...

I got you a gift:









It's empty space. You can use it to separate long, rambling sentences.

[Clay]

Whats that thing that separates ideas, and groups sentences together? I can't quite put my finger on it.

But anyways, those things might make a story more enjoyable to read and possibly more entertaining.

[Vellrad]

Finally.
It may turn into quite decent g-land drama thread we was all waiting for!

[ainmosni]